Originally posted by: Aniash
This is only a fun post. No offense to anyone
As per title they defo will .
Fateh : shadi key baad mey tujhey kya bulaunga.
Tejo. : samaj nehin aata dost sey biwi ki promotion mil geyi gai. Tujhey kya bulaun
Fateh : main bhi confuse hun. Dost sey pati ka promotion
Aek kaam kartey hain shadi key baad decide karengey
Tejo : tu mujhesey shadi karega.
Fateh : karunga
Tejo : kyun
Fateh : sali hoti hai adhi gherwali toh ab soch raha hun full gherwali kyun na benadun. Tu betah . Mujsey shadi karogi
Tejo : karungi
Fateh : kyun
Tejo : tu pura combo package jo mil reha hai vvoh bhi ziada mehnet kiye bina. Tall dark and handsome uper sey muscular six packs boxer aur rich bhi
Fateh : tu bhi soni hai tenu dekhey na kabhi kabhi dil mecheltha tha lekin vo kambakt jas bich main ageya
Tejo: toh der kis bat ki . Miya biwi razi kya karega kazi
Chalo mandap pey chaltey hain
Fateh : ruko zera
Tejo: kya
Fateh. Nariyal hai kya
Tejo : hai na. Kyun chaiya . Kisi ka ser phodna hai kya
Fateh : nehin ser nehin , shadi shuru honey sey pehley zamen key uper phodna hai
Tejo : kyun
Fateh : jasmin jaisi bhela ko dur rekney key liye.
Tejo : phir toh eight Nariyal chahiyeh
Fateh : kyun
Tejo: khusbeervpapa and mumyji dada dadiji bhai behen aap aur mey. So ath natiyal chahiye
Fateh : tejo u are a genius
Tejo : than ku
Fateh : ab chaley sab intezar kar rehen hain
Tejo : ruko
Fateh : kya
Tejo : hum aek hi bed pey soengey kya
Fateh : kyun nehin we are husband wife made for each other
Tejo : kaminey abhi abhi promotion hua hai. Apni merdangi ko kabu mey reh . Besharam . Thoda control Behave urself
Fateh : marjaniye gussa na kar. O mera ki kasur hai
Tu nightie pehen key soyegi na. Shadi key jodey mein thodi na soyegi.
Tejo : mujhey pata tha.
Fateh : kya
Tejo : tum sab mard aek jaisey ho. Jahan nightie ko dekha wahan tumara hormonal imbalance shuru.
Fateh : mard hun maa ka doodh piya hai debbey ka nehin. Tu meri mardengi pey tala lega rehi hai kambakt
Tejo: arey oi mard. Mainey bhi maa ka hi dudh piya hai. Sabney maa ka hi piya hai . Kisi ney bhi baap ka nehin piya . Tu aek lota special case nehin hain samja
Fateh : aisa kyun
Tejo : baap ko dudh kahan sey aata hai
Fateh : u are genius .
Tejo : than ku
Faisey : idkk. Waisey,,,
Tejo : kya
Fateh : tereko aata hai.
Tejo : chapal marungi. Dirty mind
Fateh : dirty mind mat bolo. Healthy mind hai.
Tejo : healthy mind. Matlab
Fateh : vo make sure karna tha na key kal ko humarey bechon ko dudh supply pura hona chahiyeh
Tejo : confirmed ho geya hai ab
Fateh : kya
Tejo : mai bed par soungi tu floor per
Fateh : kyun
Tejo : tera dil kuch zyada machal raha hai. Aur mujhey dar leg reha hai. Terey bathroom mey cold shower hai kya
Fateh : hai na kyun
Tejo : acha thik hai tu phir bathroom mey hi sona meri nightie sey tu ziada mechlega aur puri raat cold shower mey bethey rehna . Tere faidey key liye aur,,,
Fateh. : aur kiya
Tejo : tu peshav bhi to bahut karta hai
Fateh : abay oi kisney bola mai peshav bahut karta hun
Tejo : tuney hi toh bola tha. Jasu key pyar mey tu bhulakad bangeya
Fateh : meri pyari tejo mujhey bhi bed pey soney dey na
Tejo : thik hai lekin aek shart hai
Fateh : kya
Tejo : dono key bich mey aek great wall of china hogi
Fateh : china ko kyun bich mey la rehi hai
Tejo : matlab tekiye ki dewaar
Fateh : idkk idea acha hai lekin agar gelti sey rat ki neend main divar tuth geyi or mai thoda sa tere pas ageya toh aur tu sothey waqt itni hot legegi aur mera hath phisal geya toh
Tejo : fikar na kar soniya tu nehin phislega
Fateh : matlab
Tejo ; jhadu rekhungi sath mey .
Fateh : kasam kahkey kehta hun boundary cross nehin karunga
Tejo : tu kabhi kabhi samaj dar wali baat karta hai
Fateh ; tejo ji kuch puchun
Tejo : kya
Fateh : mujhey na bachey bahut pasand hai
Tejo : mujhey bhi
Fateh ; kitney honey chahiye
Tejo : kya matlab hai kitney honey chahiye. Production unit samaj kar rakha hai kya
Fateh : sirf puch raha tha
Tejo : thik hai. Hum do humarey do
Fateh , thik hai aek tere pey aek mere pey
Tejo : nehin dono mere pey
Fateh ; kyun
Tejo ; tu kala hai aur main gori hun. Mujhey gorey beecey chahiye. Kale nehin.
Fateh : gore kyun. Kale nehin
Tejo ; bahut badi problem ho jayegi phir
Fateh ; kaisi problem
Tejo ; ghar mey jab light cheli jayegi na toh tereko toh dund na itna muskil ho gajeya uper sey tere bechon ko bhi. Gorey hi thik hai. Kam sey kam agar baap nehin mila andherey main bechey to mil jayengey
Fateh : tu sahi kehti hai humarey desh mey waisey bhi light aati jati rehti hai , tu fikar na kar soniye baap ko dhundney ki zarurat nehin padegi
Tejo : vo kyun
Fateh : baap chela jayega padosan key ghar.
Tejo : padosan key ghar kyun
Fateh ; padosi bhi toh kala hai na padosan ko thodi na peta chalega key andherey main kon tha
Tejo ; tu itna cheepdha nikleye ga kabhi socha nehin tha. Tu fikar na kar tere bachoon ko tera body guard benaungi. Baap kya kya karta hain sari khebar lungi
Pichey sey gharwalon ki awaaz aati hai
CHILAR PARTY KEY BARE MEY BAAD MAIN SOCHNA PEHLE AKEY SHAADI KARLO!!!