You know you're a desi when.....
"When u ask ur parents a math question, after 2 hours u will still hear them lecturing on the same question."
You will beat your white friends up when they say bollywood copies hollywood... eventhough you know it is true.
Theres atleast one close realative that your parents havent talked for decades!!
It is in the genes of your parents to compare you with everyother kid.
You Blast Bollywood music/Bhangra/Tamil/INDIE in your ride and dont give a f**k about what anyone else thinks...
Your parents don't like talkin about sex eventhough we are are the one who wrote "Kamasutra"....
your parents would feel embarrassed talking about sex evethough.....ESPECIALLY INDIA has the second largest population in the world...Pakistan with the 6th largest.
When your parents are angry at you...they would talk so fast in english that it would make no sense!!
At a dance party you would act cool standing on the side ...
Everyone is your uncle...
You cannot walk around at places with your bf/gf because your parents think it is embarrasing just because you could be seen by the relatives or their friends...
Guys : DJ wannabe...
Girls : A Desi guy simply says "hello" and you accuse him of stalking you...
Girls: You spend several hours with other boys. but if ur bf accidently sees you with the other guy,
so to save you butt you say to your bf "what ur doing? beat him up, he is molesting me!"
Guys : A Desi girl Simply says "hello" you think she wants you...
Guys : You can't gell your hairs just beacause you parents say it is not a part of good manners....so you use mustard oil.
Taxi Driver : when you see a desi guy and a girl together somewhere, you think they are dating...
your non-desi friends think that you guys love curry but you know that Butter Chicken is the best dish ever...and SAAG!!!
your parents want you to not to play with non-desi kid and they try to ignore all other non-desis around...
You know how an Indian film will end even before it's started...but you still watch it...
Universities let you in for Medicine just by looking at you...
"PANCHOD!" is the first word that your Gora friends learn from you in your language...
You think you're life is just ONE BIG INDIAN FILM...
You arrive late at every party and leave early because of a fight...
You're parents would freak out if your sister wore a crop top baring her midriff...but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable...
Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day...
At somebody's house your parents would say lets leave but would never end talking for another hour!!!
you have a bucket in your bath tub...
your parents ask you to clean your butt with water rather then using toilet paper...
Anupamaa
