KTLK Quiz - Page 58

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Nidhi to Mallu

Mallika tum ho aurat jaat pe shaap

Karti rahi tum 12 saal ka jaap

Kar diya tune mere pati ke saath paap

Tum ho asteen ka saanp

Mallika

Math dikhao tum mujhe aankh

Saanche ko nahin aati hai aanch

Jisko tu samajhti hai heera, woh toh hai kaanch

Children's ward mein jaake bachchon ko kahaniya baanch

Ashu ki kyun nahi ki tumne shaadi se pehle jaanch

Sacchai jaankar tumhari rooh ho jayegi kaamp

Ashu nahi bann sakta kabhi bhi baap

Isiliye bandh kar diya tha maine usse mel-milaap

Yeh baccha hai jagan ka pratap

Nidhi to Mallika

Chup ho jaa Mallika nahi toh lagega paap

Jaa tujhe main deti Hoon shraap

Jagan bhi dobara na bann paaye baap

Aur Jo ye hai Tera Pratap

Iski Kya hai naap

Lagta hai jaise hai koi seek

Nahi dega koi tujhe bheek

Ab ye baat tu le seekh

Tune doctor Ashutosh ke saath nahi kiya theek

🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Kuch karna padega aise ya waise

Kuch aisa kaam jisme Miley paise

Tum KGH mein aayin kaise

Nikal jaao jaise aayin waise

Main Nidhi se karta Hoon pyaar

Woh bhi nahi karegi is baat is inkaar

Gaya tha karne apne pyaar ka ikraar

Nidhi ke husband ne todi haddiyan chaar chaar

Ab main ho Chuka ho bekaar

Nidhi banati thi bahut achcha aachar

Lekin ab main ho gaya lachaar

Aditi tum jaao

Warna phail jaayega samachaar

Already main phas Chuka Hoon chaar baar🤣

Aur yahan se jaane ke liye tumhara Aabhaar😆

Aapka rahoonga zindagi bhar me aabhari

Kya aapne bhi dekhi hai meri film lai bhaari

Khaali thi seat saari ki saari

Kissi ne kharch nahi kiya note karari karari

Mujhe iss baat ki hai poori jaankari

Karna chahta hoon main kaam krantikari

Par Daksh ne toh mere pet pe hi laat maari

Nidhi ko dila dijiye ek naukri sarkari.. Nahi toh bann jaaonga main jogi, chod doonga Yeh duniya saari

Akhbaar pe nahi hai mera aitbar

Ussi se saaf karta hu main malik ki car

Bina khana khaye kaise aayegi dakaar

Ab mujhpe chadh gaya hai business ka bukhar

Karoonga main ab sadiyon ka vyapaar

Nidhi bhi khareed legi aur karegi mujhpe upkaar

Aditi toh chali gayi, kar gayi mujhe duthkar

Dadi bua ko pata chala toh woh karegi sadkon pe cheek pukaar

Uske baad meri izzat ho jayegi taar taar

Mere iss haal ke liye vidisha aur Sanam hai zimmedar

🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Nidhi to Mallika

Chup ho jaa Mallika nahi toh lagega paap

Jaa tujhe main deti Hoon shraap

Jagan bhi dobara na bann paaye baap

Aur Jo ye hai Tera Pratap

Iski Kya hai naap

Lagta hai jaise hai koi seek

Nahi dega koi tujhe bheek

Ab ye baat tu le seekh

Tune doctor Ashutosh ke saath nahi kiya theek

🤣

Ashu to Nidhi

Nidhi ne kabhi bhi nahi lagaya mujhe gale

Uski kami mujhe har waqt khale

Baba bhi mujhe akela chod chale

Hiraman kaka ki rasoi mei toh aajkal daal bhi na gale

Pyaar mohabbat ki baatein na pade mere palle

Isiliye Rohan kar raha hai Verma Nivas mein balle - balle

😆

Gaai deti hai doodh

Bazaar mein bade mehenge bhikthe hai amrood

Jab jawaani mein hi nahi kiya koi khel khood

Toh ab budhape me main kaise banaoo Sanjeevni ka mood

Sanjeevni hai lawyer

Uski aankhe hai destroyer

Par main bhi nahi hoon kayar

Zyada nakhre karegi toh bajrangi se bolke kara doonga uspe fire

Bajarangi nahi kar paya goli fire, kyunki jisse woh pistol samjhta tha woh nikla hair dryer

Ab bahut maarta hai mujhe jailor

Kehta hai beta yeh toh tha bus trailer

😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Aapka rahoonga zindagi bhar me aabhari

Kya aapne bhi dekhi hai meri film lai bhaari

Khaali thi seat saari ki saari

Kissi ne kharch nahi kiya note karari karari

Mujhe iss baat ki hai poori jaankari

Karna chahta hoon main kaam krantikari

Par Daksh ne toh mere pet pe hi laat maari

Nidhi ko dila dijiye ek naukri sarkari.. Nahi toh bann jaaonga main jogi, chod doonga Yeh duniya saari

Akhbaar pe nahi hai mera aitbar

Ussi se saaf karta hu main malik ki car

Bina khana khaye kaise aayegi dakaar

Ab mujhpe chadh gaya hai business ka bukhar

Karoonga main ab sadiyon ka vyapaar

Nidhi bhi khareed legi aur karegi mujhpe upkaar

Aditi toh chali gayi, kar gayi mujhe duthkar

Dadi bua ko pata chala toh woh karegi sadkon pe cheek pukaar

Uske baad meri izzat ho jayegi taar taar

Mere iss haal ke liye vidisha aur Sanam hai zimmedar

🤣

Vidisha aur Sanam Kya karein

Ye Dr. Ashutosh ke Karam

Nidhi ne mita Diya pyaar ka bhram

Na bik rahi Saadi

Na maalik saaf Kara rahe gaadi

Badh gayi hai itni daadhi

Pehle kamai thi gaadhi

Na rahi ab uski bhi aadhi

Nidhi ne Kar li kisi aur ye Shaadi

Mera dil bann gaya kabristaan

Sanam aur Vidisha ne hi likhi ye daastan

Khatam ho gaya Mera khaandaan

Ab chhod doonga main Hindustan

Chala jaaunga America ya Japan🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ashu to Nidhi

Nidhi ne kabhi bhi nahi lagaya mujhe gale

Uski kami mujhe har waqt khale

Baba bhi mujhe akela chod chale

Hiraman kaka ki rasoi mei toh aajkal daal bhi na gale

Pyaar mohabbat ki baatein na pade mere palle

Isiliye Rohan kar raha hai Verma Nivas mein balle - balle

😆

Rohan ki Hui balle balle

Dr.Ashutosh ho gaye nalle

Na rahi naukri

Na rahi chokri

Bech rahe sabzi in a tokri

Sabzi bechenge ke ye lagataar

Somvar ho ya itwaar

Lelo Mirchi banao aachar

Ab ye nahi hai Raaz

30 rs kg hai pyaaz🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Vidisha aur Sanam Kya karein

Ye Dr. Ashutosh ke Karam

Nidhi ne mita Diya pyaar ka bhram

Na bik rahi Saadi

Na maalik saaf Kara rahe gaadi

Badh gayi hai itni daadhi

Pehle kamai thi gaadhi

Na rahi ab uski bhi aadhi

Nidhi ne Kar li kisi aur ye Shaadi

Mera dil bann gaya kabristaan

Sanam aur Vidisha ne hi likhi ye daastan

Khatam ho gaya Mera khaandaan

Ab chhod doonga main Hindustan

Chala jaaunga America ya Japan🤣

Main tha sirf ahankari

Surgery karta tha main chamatkari

Par lubna ne ilzaam lagaya ki mai hoo b@latk@ri

Uss waqt se koi nahi aata tha mere paas teekh karne apni bimari

Ab koi nahi dega mujhe visa

Banaooga ab mein CV ke liye pizza

Pizza tha bahut lazeez

Usse hi khake CV bane the dil ke mareez

😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Gaai deti hai doodh

Bazaar mein bade mehenge bhikthe hai amrood

Jab jawaani mein hi nahi kiya koi khel khood

Toh ab budhape me main kaise banaoo Sanjeevni ka mood

Sanjeevni hai lawyer

Uski aankhe hai destroyer

Par main bhi nahi hoon kayar

Zyada nakhre karegi toh bajrangi se bolke kara doonga uspe fire

Bajarangi nahi kar paya goli fire, kyunki jisse woh pistol samjhta tha woh nikla hair dryer

Ab bahut maarta hai mujhe jailor

Kehta hai beta yeh toh tha bus trailer

😆

Hahaha🤣

Jab nikloong from jail

Bigadoonga sanjeevni ka khel

She loves mansukhaani

Pata nahi Kya sunai usne kahani

Jo sanjeevni hui dewaani

Ab Mallika ko banaunga apni raani

Jisko dekh sanjeevni hogi paani paani

Ab Maine hai ye thaani

Mallika ki mom banegi naani

Suno duniya waalo Dr. Ashutosh ki kahani🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Rohan ki Hui balle balle

Dr.Ashutosh ho gaye nalle

Na rahi naukri

Na rahi chokri

Bech rahe sabzi in a tokri

Sabzi bechenge ke ye lagataar

Somvar ho ya itwaar

Lelo Mirchi banao aachar

Ab ye nahi hai Raaz

30 rs kg hai pyaaz🤣

Sabzi ke saath free mein de doonga dhaniya

Agar aapke ghar mein hai koi shadi layak kanya

Bhaad mein jaaye saari duniya

Bina dahej ke usse bana loonga apni dulhaniya

Woh hogi mera sachcha pyaar, meri sajaniya

Lubna na ban payi meri mehbooba

Par kar na paaya mein chichorepan se tauba

Main ho duniya ka aathva ajooba

Gomti nadi me girke bhi main nahi dooba 🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Main tha sirf ahankari

Surgery karta tha main chamatkari

Par lubna ne ilzaam lagaya ki mai hoo b@latk@ri

Uss waqt se koi nahi aata tha mere paas teekh karne apni bimari

Ab koi nahi dega mujhe visa

Banaooga ab mein CV ke liye pizza

Pizza tha bahut lazeez

Usse hi khake CV bane the dil ke mareez

😆

Nidhi boli Dr Ashutosh u don't have any tameez

Go and get parmesan cheese

Ye Ghar hai on lease

Jiske liye we have to cease

Aapko kata paagal doggy ne lagawaiye Anti Rabies🤣

Kahin uska ho gaya asar

Pagal ho jaayega aapka Ghar bhar

Na rahenge idhar ke na udhar

U have to get lost from ur own ghar🤣