KTLK Quiz - Page 57

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

We should get our poems published...😆

Dharti chodke Mars pe rehna padega phir

Jo publish karega usey bhi hum dono ke saath jaana padega dharti chhod ke🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Upar wale ki laathi main nahi hai awaaz

Khud hi khul jaayenge Mallika ke saare raaz

Aap hi ho meri parwaaz

Aap pe hai mere nana ko bhi naaz

Aap beshak buddhe ho, aur use karte ho laathi

Adedh umr ka bandar bhi maarta hai gulati

Aapko dekhkar shadi shuda auratein bhi maarti hai seeti

Apna phone number hai aapko deti, chief minister ki pothi

Aapse baat karti hai woh meethi meethi

Kyunki poore KGH mein sirf aapke paas hi hai 56 inch ki chaathi

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Kya karoon leke aisi chaati

Nidhi tum bann jaao Meri budhape ki laathi

Khayenge hum dono rolls of paneer and kaathi

Main ho jaaunga haathi

Tum le aana apne liye ek aur saathi

Aur de Dena apni Dadi bua ko ek naati🤣

Lucknow walo tumhe lagegi meri haaye

Kyun nahi koi pilatha mujhe koi muft mein adrak ki chai

Bilkul nahi hothi aaj kal koi kamai

Koi nahi aata mere paas lene dawai

Bilkul akela hoon iss duniya mein, naa hai baba aur na maayi

Saath chod gaye muh bole behen aur bhai

Koi nahi banana chahta mujhe apna jamai

Kaash main paal leta bhains aur gai

Aaj meri biwi hoti intern aditi rai

🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

No one can match ur level in shayaris...

Awesome..Maza aa gaya🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Lucknow walo tumhe lagegi meri haaye

Kyun nahi koi pilatha mujhe koi muft mein adrak ki chai

Bilkul nahi hothi aaj kal koi kamai

Koi nahi aata mere paas lene dawai

Bilkul akela hoon iss duniya mein, naa hai baba aur na maayi

Saath chod gaye muh bole behen aur bhai

Koi nahi banana chahta mujhe apna jamai

Kaash main paal leta bhains aur gai

Aaj meri biwi hoti intern aditi rai

🤣

I will add Ranganath's part later

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Lucknow walo tumhe lagegi meri haaye

Kyun nahi koi pilatha mujhe koi muft mein adrak ki chai

Bilkul nahi hothi aaj kal koi kamai

Koi nahi aata mere paas lene dawai

Bilkul akela hoon iss duniya mein, naa hai baba aur na maayi

Saath chod gaye muh bole behen aur bhai

Koi nahi banana chahta mujhe apna jamai

Kaash main paal leta bhains aur gai

Aaj meri biwi hoti intern aditi rai

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Aditi rai banati chai

Main gaata gaana...haaye hukku haaye hukku..haaye haaye

Jabse Nidhi Meri Zindagi mein aayi

Meri duniya mein kadki chhai

Bikna band ho gayi Meri dawai

Colonel hai ek number ka kasai

Nidhi ne kisi aur ke saath duniya basai

Woh rehti hai in kisi basti

Jo hai bahut hi sasti

Wahan apne husband ke saath karti hai masti

Aur hai rehti din bhar hasti

Hasi ka Kya hai Raaz

Nahi aati usey tanik bhi laaj

Kya kahoon usey Kyun Doon dosh

Main Ho Chuka bhikari aapka apna Ashutosh

An mujhe aaya hai hosh

Kar keta dhang se kamai

Le aata kaam waali baai

Ab road me gaana pad raha hai

Aaeee maai de de maaaiii🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

I will add Ranganath's part later

Ok...😆

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Aditi rai banati chai

Main gaata gaana...haaye hukku haaye hukku..haaye haaye

Jabse Nidhi Meri Zindagi mein aayi

Meri duniya mein kadki chhai

Bikna band ho gayi Meri dawai

Colonel hai ek number ka kasai

Nidhi ne kisi aur ke saath duniya basai

Woh rehti hai in kisi basti

Jo hai bahut hi sasti

Wahan apne husband ke saath karti hai masti

Aur hai rehti din bhar hasti

Hasi ka Kya hai Raaz

Nahi aati usey tanik bhi laaj

Kya kahoon usey Kyun Doon dosh

Main Ho Chuka bhikari aapka apna Ashutosh

An mujhe aaya hai hosh

Kar keta dhang se kamai

Le aata kaam waali baai

Ab road me gaana pad raha hai

Aaeee maai de de maaaiii🤣

Rai ka mat baniyiye Sir aap pahaad

Hum dono bhai milke kuch kar lenge jugaad

Solanki ne bhi mujhe diya hai lataad

Apni gali mein kutta bhi leta hai dahaad

Mere paas bhi nahi hai paise

Bilkul kangaal hai hum bhi aap jaise

Susheela ka baap leke gaya meri saari bhainse

Koi kamai nahi ho rahi uss din se

Gareebi mein bachpan toh kat gaya par jawaani kategi kaise

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Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Rai ka mat baniyiye Sir aap pahaad

Hum dono bhai milke kuch kar lenge jugaad

Solanki ne bhi mujhe diya hai lataad

Apni gali mein kutta bhi leta hai dahaad

Mere paas bhi nahi hai paise

Bilkul kangaal hai hum bhi aap jaise

Susheela ka baap leke gaya meri saari bhainse

Koi kamai nahi ho rahi uss din se

Gareebi mein bachpan toh kat gaya par jawaani kategi kaise

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Kuch karna padega aise ya waise

Kuch aisa kaam jisme Miley paise

Tum KGH mein aayin kaise

Nikal jaao jaise aayin waise

Main Nidhi se karta Hoon pyaar

Woh bhi nahi karegi is baat is inkaar

Gaya tha karne apne pyaar ka ikraar

Nidhi ke husband ne todi haddiyan chaar chaar

Ab main ho Chuka ho bekaar

Nidhi banati thi bahut achcha aachar

Lekin ab main ho gaya lachaar

Aditi tum jaao

Warna phail jaayega samachaar

Already main phas Chuka Hoon chaar baar🤣

Aur yahan se jaane ke liye tumhara Aabhaar😆

Nidhi to Mallu

Mallika tum ho aurat jaat pe shaap

Karti rahi tum 12 saal ka jaap

Kar diya tune mere pati ke saath paap

Tum ho asteen ka saanp

Mallika

Math dikhao tum mujhe aankh

Saanche ko nahin aati hai aanch

Jisko tu samajhti hai heera, woh toh hai kaanch

Children's ward mein jaake bachchon ko kahaniya baanch

Ashu ki kyun nahi ki tumne shaadi se pehle jaanch

Sacchai jaankar tumhari rooh ho jayegi kaamp

Ashu nahi bann sakta kabhi bhi baap

Isiliye bandh kar diya tha maine usse mel-milaap

Jaa jaake rasta naap

Yeh baccha hai jagan ka pratap