KTLK Quiz - Page 53

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Ashutosh khata nahi Maas

Usko chitthi aayi nahi raas

Usne Nidhi ko Kar di woh chitthi paas

Nidhi ke mood ka ho gaya Satyanaas

Dulhan who jo piya mann bhaye

Lover wohi jo raat ko kaam aaye

Husband wohi jo biwi ke pair dabaye

Biwi wohi jo chaddi baniyan dhoke sukhaye 🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Kissi bhi subject mein ab nahi lagta hai Ashu ka mann

Nidhi ke saath ab nahi mil raha woh purana fun

Mallika toh hai duniya mein sabse sweet

Uske chakkar mein karunga mein Nidhi ko cheat

Daru piyenge without soda..bilkul neat

Jamke khayenge sea food aur meat

Phir mauj masti karenge on car's back seat 🤣

Ohooo...Dr.Ashutosh ke rahe hain bade Armaan jaag

Unke liye Nidhi ki taraf se ek raag

Mallika lage Teri Saadi mein aag

Bhaag dk bose dk bhaag🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Dulhan who jo piya mann bhaye

Lover wohi jo raat ko kaam aaye

Husband wohi jo biwi ke pair dabaye

Biwi wohi jo chaddi baniyan dhoke sukhaye 🤣

Haaye hum toh shadi karke pachtaye

Subah shaam banao professor sahab ke liye chai

Arrey unko bhi koi samjhaye

Ke chai se kuch na bann paaye🤣

P.S. Agar ye shayari mere hubby ne padh li toh is forum ko humesha ke liye bye😆

(Just Kidding)🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Ohooo...Dr.Ashutosh ke rahe hain bade Armaan jaag

Unke liye Nidhi ki taraf se ek raag

Mallika lage Teri Saadi mein aag

Bhaag dk bose dk bhaag🤣

Tum bin jaoon kahaan

Tu jahaan main wahaan

Nidhi nahi hai yahaan

Apne dil ki baat nahi kar sakta hoon bayaan

Mallika ke kamar pe hai til

Jispe aa gaya hai hai mera dil

Mujhme hai bahut skill

Agar chemist se nahi mila ipill ... toh mujhe hi bharna padega gynecologist sur pediatrician ka bill

Poetry by the great Ashu mathur🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Haaye hum toh shadi karke pachtaye

Subah shaam banao professor sahab ke liye chai

Arrey unko bhi koi samjhaye

Ke chai se kuch na bann paaye🤣

P.S. Agar ye shayari mere hubby ne padh li toh is forum ko humesha ke liye bye😆

(Just Kidding)🤣

Ab pachthaye hoth kya jab chidiya chugh gayi kheth ..kar nahi paati mein apko college mein date

Kheth nahi chahiye toh grow kijiye garden..

Hostel mein no chance of romance kyunki strict hai meri warden 😆

Mallika to Ashu..college days

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Tum bin jaoon kahaan

Tu jahaan main wahaan

Nidhi nahi hai yahaan

Apne dil ki baat nahi kar sakta hoon bayaan

Mallika ke kamar pe hai til

Jispe aa gaya hai hai mera dil

Mujhme hai bahut skill

Agar chemist se nahi mila ipill ... toh mujhe hi bharna padega gynecologist sur pediatrician ka bill

Poetry by the great Ashu mathur🤣

Hahaha...Epic🤣

Bechari Nidhi ka toot jaayega Dil

Woh jaayegi andar Tak hil

Woh sochegi ki Kar de mallika ko kill

She always doubted Ashutosh's skill

Usko nahi pata tha do Dil rahe hai mil

Aur unka phool bhi Gaya hai khil

Ab Nidhi dikhayegi apna skill

Ashutosh ko karegi apni bahon mein fill🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ab pachthaye hoth kya jab chidiya chugh gayi kheth ..kar nahi paati mein apko college mein date

Kheth nahi chahiye toh grow kijiye garden..

Hostel mein no chance of romance kyunki strict hai meri warden 😆

Mallika to Ashu..college days

Hostel hi toh hai nahi hai koi sher ka den

Time batao aana hai when

I'll handle ur warden

I know she also needs handsome men

But I've to left in the morning before Ten🤣

Ashutosh to mallika... College days😆

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Hostel hi toh hai nahi hai koi sher ka den

Time batao aana hai when

I'll handle ur warden

I know she also needs handsome men

But I've to left in the morning before Ten🤣

Ashutosh to mallika... College days😆

One day Ashu entered mallika's hostel room

Waha par ek ladki ne uske hoton ko liya tha choom

Ashu ka sir gaya ghoom

Ashu ne socha isske saath mein machaoonga dhoom

Humare bacche TV pe dekhenge shaka laka boom boom

Mallika, kitni hot hai tumhari roommate

Bekaar mein tum karti ho usko hate

Ek din Ashu gaya uske saath leth

Phir phulne laga uss ladki ka peth

Mallika ne maari un dono ko chapet

Uss din ke baad unn dono ke naam ke aage log likhne lage late

Mallika boli I can't do anything, it is just their fate🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

One day Ashu entered mallika's hostel room

Waha par ek ladki ne uske hoton ko liya tha choom

Ashu ka sir gaya ghoom

Ashu ne socha isske saath mein machaoonga dhoom

Humare bacche TV pe dekhenge shaka laka boom boom

Mallika, kitni hot hai tumhari roommate

Bekaar mein tum karti ho usko hate

Ek din Ashu gaya uske saath leth

Phir phulne laga uss ladki ka peth

Mallika ne maari un dono ko chapet

Uss din ke baad unn dono ke naam ke aage log likhne lage late

Mallika boli I can't do anything, it is just their fate🤣

Nidhi ko pata chali ye baat

Usne Mallika ko maari laat

Nidhi ne socha kaash main wahan hoti us raat

De deti phir sabko maat

Yahi baat rahi hai ab usko kaat

Uska Pati bann gaya hai ab jhoothi chaat🤣

Nidhi ko raat ko kuch bhi nahi ho raha tha mehsoos

Phir pata chala Ashu ki pichkari mein bilkul nahi hai juice

Mallika usse saalon pehle gayi thi choos.. Ab sirf bacha hai ghaas-phoos

Ab woh ban gaya hai rajpal yadav, jo ek waqt par dikhta tha Tom Cruise

Ashu nahi karayega ilaj kyunki woh hai kanjoos

Buddha toh hai hi, uske saath fitrat se bhi hai khadoos

Tabhi Nidhi neend se jaag gayi, kyunki dadi bua chilla rahi thi - abe manhoos

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