"No b**bs and waist shots please" Janhvi's chats leaked amid Peddi row
Seems like Varun's days as a solo hero are gone!
Once again Tripti Dimri is such a fab actor !
Pathaan was superb
Episode dtd 8.6
Hai Jawani Toh Ishq Hona Hai struggles at the box office
Anti Indian sentiment and chinese involvement
Ashutosh khata nahi Maas
Usko chitthi aayi nahi raas
Usne Nidhi ko Kar di woh chitthi paas
Nidhi ke mood ka ho gaya Satyanaas
Dulhan who jo piya mann bhaye
Lover wohi jo raat ko kaam aaye
Husband wohi jo biwi ke pair dabaye
Biwi wohi jo chaddi baniyan dhoke sukhaye 🤣
Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici
Kissi bhi subject mein ab nahi lagta hai Ashu ka mann
Nidhi ke saath ab nahi mil raha woh purana fun
Mallika toh hai duniya mein sabse sweet
Uske chakkar mein karunga mein Nidhi ko cheat
Daru piyenge without soda..bilkul neat
Jamke khayenge sea food aur meat
Phir mauj masti karenge on car's back seat 🤣
Ohooo...Dr.Ashutosh ke rahe hain bade Armaan jaag
Unke liye Nidhi ki taraf se ek raag
Mallika lage Teri Saadi mein aag
Bhaag dk bose dk bhaag🤣
Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici
Dulhan who jo piya mann bhaye
Lover wohi jo raat ko kaam aaye
Husband wohi jo biwi ke pair dabaye
Biwi wohi jo chaddi baniyan dhoke sukhaye 🤣
Haaye hum toh shadi karke pachtaye
Subah shaam banao professor sahab ke liye chai
Arrey unko bhi koi samjhaye
Ke chai se kuch na bann paaye🤣
P.S. Agar ye shayari mere hubby ne padh li toh is forum ko humesha ke liye bye😆
(Just Kidding)🤣
Ohooo...Dr.Ashutosh ke rahe hain bade Armaan jaag
Unke liye Nidhi ki taraf se ek raag
Mallika lage Teri Saadi mein aag
Bhaag dk bose dk bhaag🤣
Tum bin jaoon kahaan
Tu jahaan main wahaan
Nidhi nahi hai yahaan
Apne dil ki baat nahi kar sakta hoon bayaan
Mallika ke kamar pe hai til
Jispe aa gaya hai hai mera dil
Mujhme hai bahut skill
Agar chemist se nahi mila ipill ... toh mujhe hi bharna padega gynecologist sur pediatrician ka bill
Poetry by the great Ashu mathur🤣
Haaye hum toh shadi karke pachtaye
Subah shaam banao professor sahab ke liye chai
Arrey unko bhi koi samjhaye
Ke chai se kuch na bann paaye🤣
P.S. Agar ye shayari mere hubby ne padh li toh is forum ko humesha ke liye bye😆
(Just Kidding)🤣
Ab pachthaye hoth kya jab chidiya chugh gayi kheth ..kar nahi paati mein apko college mein date
Kheth nahi chahiye toh grow kijiye garden..
Hostel mein no chance of romance kyunki strict hai meri warden 😆
Mallika to Ashu..college days
Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici
Tum bin jaoon kahaan
Tu jahaan main wahaan
Nidhi nahi hai yahaan
Apne dil ki baat nahi kar sakta hoon bayaan
Mallika ke kamar pe hai til
Jispe aa gaya hai hai mera dil
Mujhme hai bahut skill
Agar chemist se nahi mila ipill ... toh mujhe hi bharna padega gynecologist sur pediatrician ka bill
Poetry by the great Ashu mathur🤣
Hahaha...Epic🤣
Bechari Nidhi ka toot jaayega Dil
Woh jaayegi andar Tak hil
Woh sochegi ki Kar de mallika ko kill
She always doubted Ashutosh's skill
Usko nahi pata tha do Dil rahe hai mil
Aur unka phool bhi Gaya hai khil
Ab Nidhi dikhayegi apna skill
Ashutosh ko karegi apni bahon mein fill🤣
Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici
Ab pachthaye hoth kya jab chidiya chugh gayi kheth ..kar nahi paati mein apko college mein date
Kheth nahi chahiye toh grow kijiye garden..
Hostel mein no chance of romance kyunki strict hai meri warden 😆
Mallika to Ashu..college days
Hostel hi toh hai nahi hai koi sher ka den
Time batao aana hai when
I'll handle ur warden
I know she also needs handsome men
But I've to left in the morning before Ten🤣
Ashutosh to mallika... College days😆
Hostel hi toh hai nahi hai koi sher ka den
Time batao aana hai when
I'll handle ur warden
I know she also needs handsome men
But I've to left in the morning before Ten🤣
Ashutosh to mallika... College days😆
One day Ashu entered mallika's hostel room
Waha par ek ladki ne uske hoton ko liya tha choom
Ashu ka sir gaya ghoom
Ashu ne socha isske saath mein machaoonga dhoom
Humare bacche TV pe dekhenge shaka laka boom boom
Mallika, kitni hot hai tumhari roommate
Bekaar mein tum karti ho usko hate
Ek din Ashu gaya uske saath leth
Phir phulne laga uss ladki ka peth
Mallika ne maari un dono ko chapet
Uss din ke baad unn dono ke naam ke aage log likhne lage late
Mallika boli I can't do anything, it is just their fate🤣
Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici
One day Ashu entered mallika's hostel room
Waha par ek ladki ne uske hoton ko liya tha choom
Ashu ka sir gaya ghoom
Ashu ne socha isske saath mein machaoonga dhoom
Humare bacche TV pe dekhenge shaka laka boom boom
Mallika, kitni hot hai tumhari roommate
Bekaar mein tum karti ho usko hate
Ek din Ashu gaya uske saath leth
Phir phulne laga uss ladki ka peth
Mallika ne maari un dono ko chapet
Uss din ke baad unn dono ke naam ke aage log likhne lage late
Mallika boli I can't do anything, it is just their fate🤣
Nidhi ko pata chali ye baat
Usne Mallika ko maari laat
Nidhi ne socha kaash main wahan hoti us raat
De deti phir sabko maat
Yahi baat rahi hai ab usko kaat
Uska Pati bann gaya hai ab jhoothi chaat🤣
Nidhi ko raat ko kuch bhi nahi ho raha tha mehsoos
Phir pata chala Ashu ki pichkari mein bilkul nahi hai juice
Mallika usse saalon pehle gayi thi choos.. Ab sirf bacha hai ghaas-phoos
Ab woh ban gaya hai rajpal yadav, jo ek waqt par dikhta tha Tom Cruise
Ashu nahi karayega ilaj kyunki woh hai kanjoos
Buddha toh hai hi, uske saath fitrat se bhi hai khadoos
Tabhi Nidhi neend se jaag gayi, kyunki dadi bua chilla rahi thi - abe manhoos
🤣
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