Watching Monday's Episode. Will keep updating just because ...
Why is everyone so eager to listen to Madhav? For all they know, it could be a trap.
Yuddhi is the only one that makes sense. Just because I can predict the future, it doesn't mean I'm your BFF or some shit. What if Madhav is an EVIL ELF huh? It explains the attraction part, so why should you trust this random dude that talks in mysteries.
UPDATE 1:
Radha is doing Jai Shree Ram.
Me: Even Radha knows about the Ram Mandir's inauguration in August 2020, hence Ram Jaap ... otherwise Vishnu is their kulfi devta 🤣🤣
EDIT:
I realize Kul devta got autocorrected to kulfi somehow. I'm going to leave it up. Vishnu being an ice cream god would be pretty epic.
UPDATE 2: This is a bad decision. Regretting it already.
Krishna shows up and is like "yo, remembering me."
Radha: "No dawg, I'm remembering Ram."
Krishna: "One and the same toots"
Radha: "What? Get outta here boy. How?"
Krishna: "I'll tell you later"
Radha: "Okay"
Me: WTF RADHA! GET HIM TO EXPLAIN THIS.
UPDATE 3: Okay this was a seriously bad move. I can't get through a single damn minute without having to say something.
Krishna: You had to take off your flower ornaments
Me: Dude. She's wearing a golden tiara. She had a silver nose loop thingy. She has a flower tikka thingamabob. She looses the worst part of her attire, we should be celebrating and thanking Ayan for doing something good for once in his life.
UPDATE 4: Alright. Balaram scene.
Does this guy ever do anything besides 1) look for Krishna or 2) complain to Krishna or 3) question Krishna. Toda bhi aur dialogues dejiye dauji ko. Seriously.
Wait ... speaking of sakhis - why isn't Draupadi acting as loopy as the rest? Rukmini, Satyabhama, Radha, etc.. They were all like "oh shit, we see ourselves with Krishna even if those others aren't us because Krishna is our sakha so we aren't jealous."
Why is Draupadi's sakha so different than Radha/Rukmini/Satya's sakha?
UPDATE 5:
Krishna not forcing Drau to choose the bow is total bull crap. She was feeling the mace, she was going to choose the mace. But she saw the bow. And then she heard it was Mahadev's favorite weapon and dialogues similar to Krishna's mad hints so she was like "fark balls. Boys we got ourselves a winner - the bow."
Drau did not pick the bow out of her free will. She was conned into picking the bow. She should have picked a trident. Then Mahadev would have come down to marry her because he is the only skilled trident master. He's got insane chewing skills that leaves his teeth sparkling white!
UPDATE 6: The reason why Krishna went to go meet Karna
"RADHEYA Karna"
Naturally, he would go there.
Karna's face looks so funny when Krishna is praising him. His mouth is open in shock.
Let me get this straight. He thinks Krishna is a king - he's not; he think Krishna is a Kshatriya - he's not; like what the hell Karna. Did you take Storm's weed and run off or something?
Also, SidT's favorite topic - Karna <3 Krishna. As long as this isn't SPK hyped love, I'm fine ... but just based off these last few moments, I think it's going to be worse..
UPDATE 7: Is Karna even invited?
Drupad has no knowledge of Karna's arrival. It legit sounds like the dude wasn't even invited. Wouldn't be hard to miss.
UPDATE 8: Balaram v Dury
Drupad: It doesn't matter if Dury is the world's best warrior ... if he comes across Balaram, he can't win.
Err ... doesn't that just mean that Dury ISN'T the world's best warrior. Just saying
Hold on... Balaram makes a promise to train him. He clearly knows Dury is an appleclown, so why give him any skills? He knows Bhim is alive too ... so?
UPDATE 9: Dury knows the truth
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
Dury announces that he will fight and Karna will fight on his behalf because he's the best archer and Drupad is like "welcome buddy welcome!"
I'd be like "bro. You don't get two shots. That's cheating. Karna wasn't invited so sucks for him."
UPDATE 10:
Draupadi: Even Karna doesn't attract me.
Yug yug jiyo
UPDATE 11:
Ram puja idhar bhi? SidT is hardcore Mandir Wahi Banayenge fan.
UPDATE 12:
Arjun wants to go to the Ram Mandir too. God damn.
Yudhi: Remember what Mom taught us. The five of us have to be together at all times.
Me: What, you guys shit together holding hands as well? Fark man...
UPDATE 13:
Serious question - how did Ayan become Mukhiya? Last I checked, Radha was Mukhiya and then she gave it to her FIL when she left for Dwarka.
UPDATE 14: Sakha Sakhi ki Leela
Drau: Where is Sakha?
Krishna: *meets karna
Drau: Sakha, kaha ho tum?
Krishna: *swayamvar planning
Drau: Sakha Sakha Sakha
Krishna: *meeting Radha
Drau: Oh Sakhaya Namah
Krishna: *Chilling with Dau
Drau: I wonder where Sakha is
Krishna: *About to go hang with Radha
SidT: Krishna you have to go meet Draupadi NOW. OKAY.
Krishna: Draupadi! You remembered me! I'm here!! La di da!!
UPDATE 15:
Bhim: Keeps trying to make sure that no one recognizes them
Also Bhim: Gets pissed off that he was stopped from meeting Ram while Royal Fam was inside.
Like seriously dude.
UPDATE 16: Drau feeling something as Arjun enters. LMAO
UPDATE 17: Promo
Oh dear god ... that was so cringe. Save me
Edited by guenhwyvar - 5 years ago