Step 1 : Cast a 55 year old male actor opposite any random girl 1/3 ( one third ) of his age
Step 2: Write script by stealing plot points , dialogues and sometimes complete story from foreign films ( preferably Hollywood )
Step 3: Shoot the film in an exotic location like Switzerland, Sweden , London , USA etc . The film might be desi , but the background of the story needs to take place in some foreign country
Step 4 : employs kids of Bollywood industry insiders as assistant directors on the set . This will help them pad their resume and claim they worked hard to break into the industry when accused about nepotism
Step 5: Remix some old Bollywood song . Recruit the latest popular dancer to perform in it . Slash some special effects on it and release it before the film's trailer even drops . This song will make or break the film .
Alternatively
Step 5 : create a party song with clichéd lyrics . Hire tons of white ladies for background dancers for some reason . Try to trend the dance steps as some tiktok or Instagram challenge
Step 6 : create an artificial controversy to get free PR and publicity for the film . Some ways include : relationship gossip , stories about disputes . Political debate and cultural and social stuff can also be exploited but it has a potential of backfiring , so needs to be used carefully
Step 7 : While the online team handles the internet side of things , make the cast visit TV shows like dance competitions , comedy shows and others to raise awareness
Source:
Anupamaa
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