Dear Colors,
Yes, we've read your disclaimer about not having any responsibility for the actions of the contestants but let's just say for fun that you kinda have a moral obligation to do so. JUST FOR FUN.
Shukla injured Paras, Asim injured Aarti, Sana injured Rashmi, Vishal injured Debo. Hope am not missing anyone out. Will edit if I am.
But hey, injuries are a part of life right? I mean sure...one of these people could've been injured even while lazing at home. (God Forbid!) But this way is so much more interesting right? đł Atleast as a viewer for me it is....
Pssstt. Just in case it does progress to accidental manslaughter, can you imagine the TRPs? Mann mein kitne laddoo phoote?
Infact, I suggest you just give them cues on how to do the most damage. They should definitely have a short course on that. Like which areas to target so that they can cause grievous hurt but stop just short of homicide cause, Oops realtime telecast. Imagine the goddamned TRPs. Who'd even think of slasher flicks when we've got such an interesting reality show eh?
Personally, I feel you people are doing an AHHHHMAYYYZIIINGGGG job! Lage Raho.
Regards,
A DIE-hard (pun-intended đłđł) fan of the show.