YRHPK NAUTANKI - Kuku's Divorce Case Hearing

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Disclaimer:

1. This is just for fun and not intended to hurt or offend anyone.

2. Please ensure you have a safe surrounding before reading this( especially for you aanch). If anything happens to anyone, team nautanki will not be responsible for it

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Concept by Onyourface ( uru)

Contributed by cool_ wonder ( Anu) and Onyourface ( uru)

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Plot

Kunal wants to end his marriage and has appointed lawyer uru to fight the case whereas Abir appoints lawyer Anu as the defense lawyer..will the divorce be granted??

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PART 1

*The hearing is yet to begin*

Kunal: mujhe divorce chahie ...samajh gayi uru....Varna ...😡

Uru: shut up ...mujhe koi dhamka nahi sakta...tumhe Geeta pe haath rakh k sach bolna padega...

Kunal: what nonsense...kaun hai yeh geeta. .last time maa k SAR pe haath rakh k Kasam khai thi....shaadi ho gayi thi

Kuhu: dekha judge saahabbbb.......yhe Kunal mere allawaa Geeta seeta papeeta Saab ke Kassam khaye ga aur unke saath flirt bhi karega...#rajvanshplayboy

Anu:......aye Abhir...inn nikaamo ke saath mujhe akela tere body double ke saath chod ke tu Gaya na issbaar.... Tho brain ke saath saath kuhu case bhi kho degi

Abir: arey haa meri maa...tu lad to sahi...tu jeeti to I promise Kahi nahi jaunga...Roz teri attendance sheet pe present likhunga...

*Enters judge*

Judge: silence silence...yeh kya shuru ho Gaye tum log...dono lawyers ek ek kar k case present karo

Uru: let me start...Kunal Rajvansh is my client ...unka bada bhai Abir...jo bada cute n handsome hai....shayari bhi karta hai...painter bhi hai ..app developer ..NGO chalata hai...very honest n humble....and..raat Ko aur bhi zyada hawt ...

Kunal: *sitting in the front row*.... divorce pe aao meri maaa...

Uru: ha ha...so so ...aaa...Abir ka chota bhai Kunal Rajvansh...jo ek ek..smart aurr...ummm.... Hrithik Roshan jaisa dikhta hai...*Kunal smirks*....ummm gareebo ka....

Kunal:

Uru: nahi...matlab handsome hai vo b...jo khud ko Harvard grad batate hai... certificate dikhaya nahi mere client ne...

Kunal: divorce pe aao divorce pe....

Uru: ssssshhhhhh...bolne do mujhe...toh baat ye hai ki Kunal k saath zabardasti hui hai...uski shaadi ek pagal ladki se karadi gayi hai...taaki uski ...ummm...uski shaadi bigad jaaye...yeh sab kisi Ki chaal hai..koi ghar ka aadmi ya aurat hai..jo mere client Ko Barbaad karna chahta hai....yeh shaadi invalid hai..kyunki zabardasti se hui hai...isliye...section 1234 of the Ajeeb-o-gareeb shaadi act k tahet mein Kunal aur kuhu k liye divorce ki appeal Karti Hun....

Judge: ab Anu...aap apna case present karo

Anu: my lord........mein Mrs kuhu Rajvansh ki taraf se bolungi........aur mujhe mr. Abhir Rajvansh ne appoint Kiya hain.....jho neend mein bhi isssamart hai....bohoth maasth dance karta hai..hot dikta hai...jho

Kuhu: aye..shui..Anu.....Abhir chalisa baand karo...aur mere baaremein bol #besmart...

Abhir: **dhaatheerikiiii.... Mishti abh mujhe boyfriend wala divorce degi....ye naanko bhi....yaarr mein kahaan rambha aur menka ke beech phas Gaya.....ye Anu aur Uru mujhpe kitna line maarti hai**

Anu: my lord....yhe uber cute Abhir ka bhai....dekh ne mein gareebon ka rithik hai..aur kaam mein bhi gareebon ka mugaambo

Kunal: aye 

Anu: mere credibal sources ne bataya ke aaj morning jogging karte waqt bhi ISS Kunaal Rajvansh ne Mere Abhir.... Ummm ... Mera MATLAB .....uru ke abhir....ummmm sorry ...mera MATLAB hamare handsome Abhir Ko top level ka dhoka diya..........abh AAP boliye judge saahabbbb  kya isss Kunal pe trust Kiya jaasakta hai

Kuhu: what #cheaterforlife...

Anu: dusri Baath judge saahabbbb...mujhe Shak hai ki the Kunal Howard University se nahi Lekin Apne local Harising panwala University graduate hai.... Hamare nautanki wale members ki research batati hai....

tho section 420charsoobeees - kuch bhi saadi act ke anusaar....isss dhokebaaz Kunal Ko divorce nahi milna chahiye..... Kuhu uske liye purrrrrfect hai

Kuhu: that tho I am...#hastagallwaysperfect

Anu:

Judge: ms. Uru ...Abh aapko kya kehna hai

Uru: dekhiye judge...degree ka is baat se koi Lena Dena nahi hai...degree galat ho to bhi kya..🤨

Kunal: Lekin degree galat nahi hai..mera certificate kho Gaya hai...yeh lawyer cool jhoothi hai .. iski to main....

Uru: *to Kunal*maine bola na chup betho....case haarna hai kya tumhe?...

so degree k Bina bhi mere client ne business ache se sambhala...100 crore ki deal ki...aur 2 takeovers kiye...ek ki toh family bhi destroy kar di...nirdayi aadmi.🙄..vo baat alag hai ki Abir hota chairman to ab tak 2 kya 200 takeovers ho Gaye hote ..vo b itna smoothly...log samne se kehte...sir Hume take over kar lijiye... please....

Kunal: DIVORCE

Mishti: *to abir*👀

Abir: I am sorry Mishti pls.😔..yeh dono pagal h mujhe nai pata tha...😒

Mishti: tumhe toh main ghar Jaa k dekhti Hun...😏

Uru: ab point pe aate hai...mere client Kunal k saath zabardasti hui thi...unhe shaadi se pehle pata chal gaya tha k kuhu pagal hai... isliye toh voh shaadi se pehle bhaag Gaye the...😒

Cool: Excusssss my lord....is baat ka kya proof hai ...Kunal bhaaga nai tha..

Uru: tum beech mein mat bolo... binoculars Laga k dekho ...Abir hai ki uska BD... samjhi Gayi😒

Mein apni baat ko prove karne ke liye witness box mein Nidhi Rajvansh Ko bulana chahti Hun😌

*Nidhi is sitting in the last row cutting some veggies*

Nidhi: arey maara maaddiii re.😕..aa to dhaav thai gyu...Anu ne toh bola tha ki uru chote logo Ko nahi bulaegi....voh abir Ko witness box mein bhulake time pass karegi...😟

Meenu: yeh baat kisi Ko pata Chali k Kunal bhaag Gaya tha toh....samjhi gayi?😑

*Nidhi enters the witness box*

Uru: toh bataiye Nidhi ji kya shaadi vale din Kunal bhaag Gaya tha?🤨

Nidhi: umm..aa nahi nahi...🙂

Uru: ghodi pe kon tha Nidhi ji...🤨

Nidhi: aa.aaaa apna Kunal hi tha...dobbi shaadi Kunal ki toh ghodi bhi vahi chadega na😊

Uru: acha....*whispers to Nidhi*...puri Zindagi benba ne aapko lohipinini dobbi daffod Kahan...aapke bete Atul ka garba khelne ka mazak Udaya...aap nahi chahti aaj Atul famous ho jaaye...uski photo newspaper me front page pe aaye...usne RV parivaar ki izzat bachai thi Na...kisine thanks bhi bola usse...come on Nidhi...apke pass acha mauka hai...😉

Nidhi: *whispers to uru*... Ccoorrect uru...😉

Abir: ayeeee....yeh kab se kya khus phus chal Rahi hai...uru aise khus phus nahi kar Sakti kisi k saath..🤨..*to cool*.... Anu tum yeh kya kab se binoculars Laga k dekh Rahi ho..😒..mein hi betha hu re...BD NAHI HAI....samne Vali lawyer Ko dekho...kuch bolo🙄

Nidhi: haa sach hai yeh baat...Kunal shaadi se bhaaga tha...Atul mera beta Atul ..usne parivaar ki izzat bachai thi....vo ghodi pe betha tha....😊

*Everyone shocked*😲

Uru: exactly....thank you Nidhi ji.😊...dekha mere client Kunal pe shaadi ka pressure daala gaya tha pagal kuhu se shaadi karne ke liye..isliye vo bhaag Gaye the...aur in logo ne Atul Ko ghodi chadaya jab tak Kunal na mile... disgusting...point note kiya jaay...😊

Judge: Anu ji aapko kuch kehna hai...🧐

Mishti goes out and gets a big wala danda....and sits right beside Abhir

Misti: ** Abh agar iss Anu ki bachi ne binoculars nikale na..tho**

Abhir is seeing Mishti and sweeting

Abhir: *yaar yhe rambha Menaka aaj pitwayengi mujhe*......Mishti .....jaanu....yhe Mei hi Hun ...mere body double nahi..........see...mere body double ke Baal itni silky nahi hai.....wild jungle ki tarah hai....yhe rambha Menaka.......I mean...ye Anu aur Uru dono pagal hai.....mere liye

MISHTI....kya kahaaaa

Abhir:oopsss *looks at Anu*  aye Anu ... Bolna chalooo karrooo

Anu: Abh mein kya bolu...aapne mujhe rambha kaha

Uruuuu: aur mein Menaka

Mishti: mein jhaansi ki raani

Abhir: * hai ...yhe hero aaj pitega...ye dono pagal hai*

Kuhu: AAANUUU......#itsMydivorce ...

Anu: ohhhh....ooopsss...Haan tho ...judge saahabbbb Ms Uru ne prove Kiya ke Kunal ek bhaaga hua groom hai.....aur aise groom Ko seedhe raaste pe Lana sirf kuhu kar Sakti hai...#sheishisperfectmatch

Rahi Harising panwala University ka sawal .. Tho wo imp hai my lord....who Baath prove Karti hai ki Kunal ek number ka jhoota hai... Poor Abhir Ko cheat karke running mein win hota hai

*Mishti hits the dande on ground which makes sound *taad taad.....**

Anu: ohhhhhh...I mean.. Kunal ek no. Ka jhoota hai.....who phir se Shwet aur uske guruji Ko disturb karega after divorce.... So..... Kuhu Ko hi iss liar liar who's pants will be on fire ki wife rehede...........

Uru: * oh maa...Sweth tho mera alter ego haiaagar ISS Kunal ka divorce hogaya Na tho ye phir mere piche aayega.....isske saath kaajal dracula mufth mufth mufth ....abh mein kya karuuu*

Judge: Kunal is a liar......tho Uru ji AAP Ko kuch kehena hai🧐

To be continued.....

Originally posted by: Onyourface

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Disclaimer:

1. This is just for fun and not intended to hurt or offend anyone.

2. Please ensure you have a safe surrounding before reading this( especially for you aanch). If anything happens to anyone, team nautanki will not be responsible for it

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Concept by Onyourface ( uru)

Contributed by cool_ wonder ( Anu) and Onyourface ( uru)

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Plot

Kunal wants to end his marriage and has appointed lawyer uru to fight the case whereas Abir appoints lawyer Anu as the defense lawyer..will the divorce be granted??

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PART 1

*The hearing is yet to begin*

Kunal: mujhe divorce chahie ...samajh gayi uru....Varna ...😡

Uru: shut up ...mujhe koi dhamka nahi sakta...tumhe Geeta pe haath rakh k sach bolna padega...

Kunal: what nonsense...kaun hai yeh geeta. .last time maa k SAR pe haath rakh k Kasam khai thi....shaadi ho gayi thi

Kuhu: dekha judge saahabbbb.......yhe Kunal mere allawaa Geeta seeta papeeta Saab ke Kassam khaye ga aur unke saath flirt bhi karega...#rajvanshplayboy

Anu:......aye Abhir...inn nikaamo ke saath mujhe akela tere body double ke saath chod ke tu Gaya na issbaar.... Tho brain ke saath saath kuhu case bhi kho degi

Abir: arey haa meri maa...tu lad to sahi...tu jeeti to I promise Kahi nahi jaunga...Roz teri attendance sheet pe present likhunga...

*Enters judge*

Judge: silence silence...yeh kya shuru ho Gaye tum log...dono lawyers ek ek kar k case present karo

Uru: let me start...Kunal Rajvansh is my client ...unka bada bhai Abir...jo bada cute n handsome hai....shayari bhi karta hai...painter bhi hai ..app developer ..NGO chalata hai...very honest n humble....and..raat Ko aur bhi zyada hawt ...

Kunal: *sitting in the front row*.... divorce pe aao meri maaa...

Uru: ha ha...so so ...aaa...Abir ka chota bhai Kunal Rajvansh...jo ek ek..smart aurr...ummm.... Hrithik Roshan jaisa dikhta hai...*Kunal smirks*....ummm gareebo ka....

Kunal:

Uru: nahi...matlab handsome hai vo b...jo khud ko Harvard grad batate hai... certificate dikhaya nahi mere client ne...

Kunal: divorce pe aao divorce pe....

Uru: ssssshhhhhh...bolne do mujhe...toh baat ye hai ki Kunal k saath zabardasti hui hai...uski shaadi ek pagal ladki se karadi gayi hai...taaki uski ...ummm...uski shaadi bigad jaaye...yeh sab kisi Ki chaal hai..koi ghar ka aadmi ya aurat hai..jo mere client Ko Barbaad karna chahta hai....yeh shaadi invalid hai..kyunki zabardasti se hui hai...isliye...section 1234 of the Ajeeb-o-gareeb shaadi act k tahet mein Kunal aur kuhu k liye divorce ki appeal Karti Hun....

Judge: ab Anu...aap apna case present karo

Anu: my lord........mein Mrs kuhu Rajvansh ki taraf se bolungi........aur mujhe mr. Abhir Rajvansh ne appoint Kiya hain.....jho neend mein bhi isssamart hai....bohoth maasth dance karta hai..hot dikta hai...jho

Kuhu: aye..shui..Anu.....Abhir chalisa baand karo...aur mere baaremein bol #besmart...

Abhir: **dhaatheerikiiii.... Mishti abh mujhe boyfriend wala divorce degi....ye naanko bhi....yaarr mein kahaan rambha aur menka ke beech phas Gaya.....ye Anu aur Uru mujhpe kitna line maarti hai**

Anu: my lord....yhe uber cute Abhir ka bhai....dekh ne mein gareebon ka rithik hai..aur kaam mein bhi gareebon ka mugaambo

Kunal: aye 

Anu: mere credibal sources ne bataya ke aaj morning jogging karte waqt bhi ISS Kunaal Rajvansh ne Mere Abhir.... Ummm ... Mera MATLAB .....uru ke abhir....ummmm sorry ...mera MATLAB hamare handsome Abhir Ko top level ka dhoka diya..........abh AAP boliye judge saahabbbb  kya isss Kunal pe trust Kiya jaasakta hai

Kuhu: what #cheaterforlife...

Anu: dusri Baath judge saahabbbb...mujhe Shak hai ki the Kunal Howard University se nahi Lekin Apne local Harising panwala University graduate hai.... Hamare nautanki wale members ki research batati hai....

tho section 420charsoobeees - kuch bhi saadi act ke anusaar....isss dhokebaaz Kunal Ko divorce nahi milna chahiye..... Kuhu uske liye purrrrrfect hai

Kuhu: that tho I am...#hastagallwaysperfect

Anu:

Judge: ms. Uru ...Abh aapko kya kehna hai

Uru: dekhiye judge...degree ka is baat se koi Lena Dena nahi hai...degree galat ho to bhi kya..🤨

Kunal: Lekin degree galat nahi hai..mera certificate kho Gaya hai...yeh lawyer cool jhoothi hai .. iski to main....

Uru: *to Kunal*maine bola na chup betho....case haarna hai kya tumhe?...

so degree k Bina bhi mere client ne business ache se sambhala...100 crore ki deal ki...aur 2 takeovers kiye...ek ki toh family bhi destroy kar di...nirdayi aadmi.🙄..vo baat alag hai ki Abir hota chairman to ab tak 2 kya 200 takeovers ho Gaye hote ..vo b itna smoothly...log samne se kehte...sir Hume take over kar lijiye... please....

Kunal: DIVORCE

Mishti: *to abir*👀

Abir: I am sorry Mishti pls.😔..yeh dono pagal h mujhe nai pata tha...😒

Mishti: tumhe toh main ghar Jaa k dekhti Hun...😏

Uru: ab point pe aate hai...mere client Kunal k saath zabardasti hui thi...unhe shaadi se pehle pata chal gaya tha k kuhu pagal hai... isliye toh voh shaadi se pehle bhaag Gaye the...😒

Cool: Excusssss my lord....is baat ka kya proof hai ...Kunal bhaaga nai tha..

Uru: tum beech mein mat bolo... binoculars Laga k dekho ...Abir hai ki uska BD... samjhi Gayi😒

Mein apni baat ko prove karne ke liye witness box mein Nidhi Rajvansh Ko bulana chahti Hun😌

*Nidhi is sitting in the last row cutting some veggies*

Nidhi: arey maara maaddiii re.😕..aa to dhaav thai gyu...Anu ne toh bola tha ki uru chote logo Ko nahi bulaegi....voh abir Ko witness box mein bhulake time pass karegi...😟

Meenu: yeh baat kisi Ko pata Chali k Kunal bhaag Gaya tha toh....samjhi gayi?😑

*Nidhi enters the witness box*

Uru: toh bataiye Nidhi ji kya shaadi vale din Kunal bhaag Gaya tha?🤨

Nidhi: umm..aa nahi nahi...🙂

Uru: ghodi pe kon tha Nidhi ji...🤨

Nidhi: aa.aaaa apna Kunal hi tha...dobbi shaadi Kunal ki toh ghodi bhi vahi chadega na😊

Uru: acha....*whispers to Nidhi*...puri Zindagi benba ne aapko lohipinini dobbi daffod Kahan...aapke bete Atul ka garba khelne ka mazak Udaya...aap nahi chahti aaj Atul famous ho jaaye...uski photo newspaper me front page pe aaye...usne RV parivaar ki izzat bachai thi Na...kisine thanks bhi bola usse...come on Nidhi...apke pass acha mauka hai...😉

Nidhi: *whispers to uru*... Ccoorrect uru...😉

Abir: ayeeee....yeh kab se kya khus phus chal Rahi hai...uru aise khus phus nahi kar Sakti kisi k saath..🤨..*to cool*.... Anu tum yeh kya kab se binoculars Laga k dekh Rahi ho..😒..mein hi betha hu re...BD NAHI HAI....samne Vali lawyer Ko dekho...kuch bolo🙄

Nidhi: haa sach hai yeh baat...Kunal shaadi se bhaaga tha...Atul mera beta Atul ..usne parivaar ki izzat bachai thi....vo ghodi pe betha tha....😊

*Everyone shocked*😲

Uru: exactly....thank you Nidhi ji.😊...dekha mere client Kunal pe shaadi ka pressure daala gaya tha pagal kuhu se shaadi karne ke liye..isliye vo bhaag Gaye the...aur in logo ne Atul Ko ghodi chadaya jab tak Kunal na mile... disgusting...point note kiya jaay...😊

Judge: Anu ji aapko kuch kehna hai...🧐

Mishti goes out and gets a big wala danda....and sits right beside Abhir

Misti: ** Abh agar iss Anu ki bachi ne binoculars nikale na..tho**

Abhir is seeing Mishti and sweeting

Abhir: *yaar yhe rambha Menaka aaj pitwayengi mujhe*......Mishti .....jaanu....yhe Mei hi Hun ...mere body double nahi..........see...mere body double ke Baal itni silky nahi hai.....wild jungle ki tarah hai....yhe rambha Menaka.......I mean...ye Anu aur Uru dono pagal hai.....mere liye

MISHTI....kya kahaaaa

Abhir:oopsss *looks at Anu*  aye Anu ... Bolna chalooo karrooo

Anu: Abh mein kya bolu...aapne mujhe rambha kaha

Uruuuu: aur mein Menaka

Mishti: mein jhaansi ki raani

Abhir: * hai ...yhe hero aaj pitega...ye dono pagal hai*

Kuhu: AAANUUU......#itsMydivorce ...

Anu: ohhhh....ooopsss...Haan tho ...judge saahabbbb Ms Uru ne prove Kiya ke Kunal ek bhaaga hua groom hai.....aur aise groom Ko seedhe raaste pe Lana sirf kuhu kar Sakti hai...#sheishisperfectmatch

Rahi Harising panwala University ka sawal .. Tho wo imp hai my lord....who Baath prove Karti hai ki Kunal ek number ka jhoota hai... Poor Abhir Ko cheat karke running mein win hota hai

*Mishti hits the dande on ground which makes sound *taad taad.....**

Anu: ohhhhhh...I mean.. Kunal ek no. Ka jhoota hai.....who phir se Shwet aur uske guruji Ko disturb karega after divorce.... So..... Kuhu Ko hi iss liar liar who's pants will be on fire ki wife rehede...........

Uru: * oh maa...Sweth tho mera alter ego haiaagar ISS Kunal ka divorce hogaya Na tho ye phir mere piche aayega.....isske saath kaajal dracula mufth mufth mufth ....abh mein kya karuuu*

Judge: Kunal is a liar......tho Uru ji AAP Ko kuch kehena hai🧐

To be continued.....

URU and Anu I legit laughed so much that not my stomach hurts. You guys are so talented👍🏼 and I loved how you all kept praising Abir and the boy kept getting scared of Misthi's reaction. This was just amazing thank you so much for this.

This is the best of best I have read, I could totally imagine this scene with Abir mishti, kunal.... and could not stop laughing 🤣🤣 I wish to see this in the show someday. 

Originally posted by: fangirl1012

URU and Anu I legit laughed so much that not my stomach hurts. You guys are so talented👍🏼 and I loved how you all kept praising Abir and the boy kept getting scared of Misthi's reaction. This was just amazing thank you so much for this.

Thank you so much Zara...🤗😆

Mai aur kya bolun...haste rahiye muskurate rahiye 😍

Originally posted by: arhi_78

This is the best of best I have read, I could totally imagine this scene with Abir mishti, kunal.... and could not stop laughing 🤣🤣 I wish to see this in the show someday. 

Hey 😊

Thank you so much for reading and appreciating

Haste rahiye muskurate rahiye 😍

Yay ! I have come at the right time. Will read and comment.

*Running to read*

So hilarious. Too good. Withing for the next part.

Originally posted by: Onyourface

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Disclaimer:

1. This is just for fun and not intended to hurt or offend anyone.

2. Please ensure you have a safe surrounding before reading this( especially for you aanch). If anything happens to anyone, team nautanki will not be responsible for it

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Concept by Onyourface ( uru)

Contributed by cool_ wonder ( Anu) and Onyourface ( uru)

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Plot

Kunal wants to end his marriage and has appointed lawyer uru to fight the case whereas Abir appoints lawyer Anu as the defense lawyer..will the divorce be granted??

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PART 1

*The hearing is yet to begin*

Kunal: mujhe divorce chahie ...samajh gayi uru....Varna ...😡

Uru: shut up ...mujhe koi dhamka nahi sakta...tumhe Geeta pe haath rakh k sach bolna padega...

Kunal: what nonsense...kaun hai yeh geeta. .last time maa k SAR pe haath rakh k Kasam khai thi....shaadi ho gayi thi

Kuhu: dekha judge saahabbbb.......yhe Kunal mere allawaa Geeta seeta papeeta Saab ke Kassam khaye ga aur unke saath flirt bhi karega...#rajvanshplayboy

Anu:......aye Abhir...inn nikaamo ke saath mujhe akela tere body double ke saath chod ke tu Gaya na issbaar.... Tho brain ke saath saath kuhu case bhi kho degi

Abir: arey haa meri maa...tu lad to sahi...tu jeeti to I promise Kahi nahi jaunga...Roz teri attendance sheet pe present likhunga...

*Enters judge*

Judge: silence silence...yeh kya shuru ho Gaye tum log...dono lawyers ek ek kar k case present karo

Uru: let me start...Kunal Rajvansh is my client ...unka bada bhai Abir...jo bada cute n handsome hai....shayari bhi karta hai...painter bhi hai ..app developer ..NGO chalata hai...very honest n humble....and..raat Ko aur bhi zyada hawt ...

Kunal: *sitting in the front row*.... divorce pe aao meri maaa...

Uru: ha ha...so so ...aaa...Abir ka chota bhai Kunal Rajvansh...jo ek ek..smart aurr...ummm.... Hrithik Roshan jaisa dikhta hai...*Kunal smirks*....ummm gareebo ka....

Kunal:

Uru: nahi...matlab handsome hai vo b...jo khud ko Harvard grad batate hai... certificate dikhaya nahi mere client ne...

Kunal: divorce pe aao divorce pe....

Uru: ssssshhhhhh...bolne do mujhe...toh baat ye hai ki Kunal k saath zabardasti hui hai...uski shaadi ek pagal ladki se karadi gayi hai...taaki uski ...ummm...uski shaadi bigad jaaye...yeh sab kisi Ki chaal hai..koi ghar ka aadmi ya aurat hai..jo mere client Ko Barbaad karna chahta hai....yeh shaadi invalid hai..kyunki zabardasti se hui hai...isliye...section 1234 of the Ajeeb-o-gareeb shaadi act k tahet mein Kunal aur kuhu k liye divorce ki appeal Karti Hun....

Judge: ab Anu...aap apna case present karo

Anu: my lord........mein Mrs kuhu Rajvansh ki taraf se bolungi........aur mujhe mr. Abhir Rajvansh ne appoint Kiya hain.....jho neend mein bhi isssamart hai....bohoth maasth dance karta hai..hot dikta hai...jho

Kuhu: aye..shui..Anu.....Abhir chalisa baand karo...aur mere baaremein bol #besmart...

Abhir: **dhaatheerikiiii.... Mishti abh mujhe boyfriend wala divorce degi....ye naanko bhi....yaarr mein kahaan rambha aur menka ke beech phas Gaya.....ye Anu aur Uru mujhpe kitna line maarti hai**

Anu: my lord....yhe uber cute Abhir ka bhai....dekh ne mein gareebon ka rithik hai..aur kaam mein bhi gareebon ka mugaambo

Kunal: aye 

Anu: mere credibal sources ne bataya ke aaj morning jogging karte waqt bhi ISS Kunaal Rajvansh ne Mere Abhir.... Ummm ... Mera MATLAB .....uru ke abhir....ummmm sorry ...mera MATLAB hamare handsome Abhir Ko top level ka dhoka diya..........abh AAP boliye judge saahabbbb  kya isss Kunal pe trust Kiya jaasakta hai

Kuhu: what #cheaterforlife...

Anu: dusri Baath judge saahabbbb...mujhe Shak hai ki the Kunal Howard University se nahi Lekin Apne local Harising panwala University graduate hai.... Hamare nautanki wale members ki research batati hai....

tho section 420charsoobeees - kuch bhi saadi act ke anusaar....isss dhokebaaz Kunal Ko divorce nahi milna chahiye..... Kuhu uske liye purrrrrfect hai

Kuhu: that tho I am...#hastagallwaysperfect

Anu:

Judge: ms. Uru ...Abh aapko kya kehna hai

Uru: dekhiye judge...degree ka is baat se koi Lena Dena nahi hai...degree galat ho to bhi kya..🤨

Kunal: Lekin degree galat nahi hai..mera certificate kho Gaya hai...yeh lawyer cool jhoothi hai .. iski to main....

Uru: *to Kunal*maine bola na chup betho....case haarna hai kya tumhe?...

so degree k Bina bhi mere client ne business ache se sambhala...100 crore ki deal ki...aur 2 takeovers kiye...ek ki toh family bhi destroy kar di...nirdayi aadmi.🙄..vo baat alag hai ki Abir hota chairman to ab tak 2 kya 200 takeovers ho Gaye hote ..vo b itna smoothly...log samne se kehte...sir Hume take over kar lijiye... please....

Kunal: DIVORCE

Mishti: *to abir*👀

Abir: I am sorry Mishti pls.😔..yeh dono pagal h mujhe nai pata tha...😒

Mishti: tumhe toh main ghar Jaa k dekhti Hun...😏

Uru: ab point pe aate hai...mere client Kunal k saath zabardasti hui thi...unhe shaadi se pehle pata chal gaya tha k kuhu pagal hai... isliye toh voh shaadi se pehle bhaag Gaye the...😒

Cool: Excusssss my lord....is baat ka kya proof hai ...Kunal bhaaga nai tha..

Uru: tum beech mein mat bolo... binoculars Laga k dekho ...Abir hai ki uska BD... samjhi Gayi😒

Mein apni baat ko prove karne ke liye witness box mein Nidhi Rajvansh Ko bulana chahti Hun😌

*Nidhi is sitting in the last row cutting some veggies*

Nidhi: arey maara maaddiii re.😕..aa to dhaav thai gyu...Anu ne toh bola tha ki uru chote logo Ko nahi bulaegi....voh abir Ko witness box mein bhulake time pass karegi...😟

Meenu: yeh baat kisi Ko pata Chali k Kunal bhaag Gaya tha toh....samjhi gayi?😑

*Nidhi enters the witness box*

Uru: toh bataiye Nidhi ji kya shaadi vale din Kunal bhaag Gaya tha?🤨

Nidhi: umm..aa nahi nahi...🙂

Uru: ghodi pe kon tha Nidhi ji...🤨

Nidhi: aa.aaaa apna Kunal hi tha...dobbi shaadi Kunal ki toh ghodi bhi vahi chadega na😊

Uru: acha....*whispers to Nidhi*...puri Zindagi benba ne aapko lohipinini dobbi daffod Kahan...aapke bete Atul ka garba khelne ka mazak Udaya...aap nahi chahti aaj Atul famous ho jaaye...uski photo newspaper me front page pe aaye...usne RV parivaar ki izzat bachai thi Na...kisine thanks bhi bola usse...come on Nidhi...apke pass acha mauka hai...😉

Nidhi: *whispers to uru*... Ccoorrect uru...😉

Abir: ayeeee....yeh kab se kya khus phus chal Rahi hai...uru aise khus phus nahi kar Sakti kisi k saath..🤨..*to cool*.... Anu tum yeh kya kab se binoculars Laga k dekh Rahi ho..😒..mein hi betha hu re...BD NAHI HAI....samne Vali lawyer Ko dekho...kuch bolo🙄

Nidhi: haa sach hai yeh baat...Kunal shaadi se bhaaga tha...Atul mera beta Atul ..usne parivaar ki izzat bachai thi....vo ghodi pe betha tha....😊

*Everyone shocked*😲

Uru: exactly....thank you Nidhi ji.😊...dekha mere client Kunal pe shaadi ka pressure daala gaya tha pagal kuhu se shaadi karne ke liye..isliye vo bhaag Gaye the...aur in logo ne Atul Ko ghodi chadaya jab tak Kunal na mile... disgusting...point note kiya jaay...😊

Judge: Anu ji aapko kuch kehna hai...🧐

Mishti goes out and gets a big wala danda....and sits right beside Abhir

Misti: ** Abh agar iss Anu ki bachi ne binoculars nikale na..tho**

Abhir is seeing Mishti and sweeting

Abhir: *yaar yhe rambha Menaka aaj pitwayengi mujhe*......Mishti .....jaanu....yhe Mei hi Hun ...mere body double nahi..........see...mere body double ke Baal itni silky nahi hai.....wild jungle ki tarah hai....yhe rambha Menaka.......I mean...ye Anu aur Uru dono pagal hai.....mere liye

MISHTI....kya kahaaaa

Abhir:oopsss *looks at Anu*  aye Anu ... Bolna chalooo karrooo

Anu: Abh mein kya bolu...aapne mujhe rambha kaha

Uruuuu: aur mein Menaka

Mishti: mein jhaansi ki raani

Abhir: * hai ...yhe hero aaj pitega...ye dono pagal hai*

Kuhu: AAANUUU......#itsMydivorce ...

Anu: ohhhh....ooopsss...Haan tho ...judge saahabbbb Ms Uru ne prove Kiya ke Kunal ek bhaaga hua groom hai.....aur aise groom Ko seedhe raaste pe Lana sirf kuhu kar Sakti hai...#sheishisperfectmatch

Rahi Harising panwala University ka sawal .. Tho wo imp hai my lord....who Baath prove Karti hai ki Kunal ek number ka jhoota hai... Poor Abhir Ko cheat karke running mein win hota hai

*Mishti hits the dande on ground which makes sound *taad taad.....**

Anu: ohhhhhh...I mean.. Kunal ek no. Ka jhoota hai.....who phir se Shwet aur uske guruji Ko disturb karega after divorce.... So..... Kuhu Ko hi iss liar liar who's pants will be on fire ki wife rehede...........

Uru: * oh maa...Sweth tho mera alter ego haiaagar ISS Kunal ka divorce hogaya Na tho ye phir mere piche aayega.....isske saath kaajal dracula mufth mufth mufth ....abh mein kya karuuu*

Judge: Kunal is a liar......tho Uru ji AAP Ko kuch kehena hai🧐

To be continued.....

nautanki starts..... this is really amazing dears...

commenting for last part our very own rambaa menaka and jhansi ki rani 🤣🤣 tum dono ki saath saath poor abhir bhi phaas gaye... oyee binocular is the epic one... and loved that dande taad taad 🤣🤣 how come you guys come up with such ideas... awesome n more hilarious... uru ben shwet gonna come what are you planning lawyer madam.. 😆

Originally posted by: samyuktha0411

So hilarious. Too good. Withing for the next part.

Thank you Baba Samy...🤗

Love you ❤️

Originally posted by: diya_divakar

nautanki starts..... this is really amazing dears...

commenting for last part our very own rambaa menaka and jhansi ki rani 🤣🤣 tum dono ki saath saath poor abhir bhi phaas gaye... oyee binocular is the epic one... and loved that dande taad taad 🤣🤣 how come you guys come up with such ideas... awesome n more hilarious... uru ben shwet gonna come what are you planning lawyer madam.. 😆

Diya....🤗....thank you so much yaar

I have read all your comments in the AT too... sorry theek se reply nai kar paayi.... uparwale ka Aashirwad hum pe😂

Cool ne sachi phasa diya hai...Lekin lawyer uru kuch toh soch Legi..😅