YRHPK NAUTANKI - Gareeb hua Rajvansh parivaar part 3 pg 3 part 4 pg 4 - Page 3

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Nautanki gurls!!! Kya idea hain! Gareeb Rajwansh padhke mazaa aa gaya!

Thank you socio🤗

N double thanks for contributing😍

...miss our nautankis...🤗

Originally posted by: Jayati321

This is hilarious guys.

Thank God maine miss nahi kiya. Kya din aagaye Rajvansh family ki. Finally jalebi bana rahe hei survive ke liye.😆

I loved the concept.As usual great writing. You three are too good. 👍🏼

Thanks jayu🤗

Haste rahiye muskurate rahiye...aur part 3 miss na kariye😆

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Part 2

Abir: aeee...aise bolega toh mein ghar chod k chala aunga...aur kabhi vapas nahi aunga😏

Kunal:🙄....jaie... jaie...vaise bhi ab ghar toh Raha nahi....toh chodne mein aasani hogi....khade kya hai jaie....statue nahi Kiya hai kisi ne ....jaoooo...

Abir: nanko ...mujhe rokega nahi?🤪

Kunal: Bachpan se dekh Raha Hun...Jaa te hai...2 4 photo kheech te hai...phir vapas aa jaate hai..sab log aapke Dewaane ban jaate hai... ooooo...Banjara hai banjara hai Banjara hai....koi mere baare mein to socho jo ghar pe sab sambhalta hai.....pagal tha mein jo aapki stupid dhamki se shaadi kar li ....sahi kehte hai log...pagal hu mein...in Sab mein popat to mera hua na🙄

Meenu: hi Ambe maa....... Mere bete argue kar rahe hain ek dussre ke saath.......USS misstiii n usss chini ki waje se.....ab the dono, Mishti n Cheeni mere ghar mein... MEENAKSHI RAJVANSH ke ghar nahi aayenge get

Nidhi: mara madi re....... Cheeni Bina mein high tea kese piyungi Ben ba.....I don't likeess it

Meenu: Nidhi....jaaoooo aur apna face dho kar aao...... Pariwaar ke liye itna karna padega

Kunal: maaa....baass....ye Sab USS Mis * he gives a side glance look at abhir to see his reaction... Abhir is gurraoing crushing his teeth* * Kunal how his hand*

Kuhu: ...yhe sports car tho tuk tuk nikla #waste ........

Abhir: kya bola be nanko

Kunal:kuch nahi bhai ... mein extra cheeni laata Hun..... Phir raabdi bhi banyenge

Meenu: Ambe maa.......abh mein......Bina cheeni ki jeelebi n raabdi banoogi....aur mere family Ko bachaooungi....

Abir: kya cheeni k Bina Jalebi rabdi banaungi....toh kya dalengi namak?...chup karo aur Jo Mishti layi hai vo dalo... beggars can't be choosers🤨

Kunal: Enough.....bohot hua...Mishti ki cheeni padegi to main jalebi nahi banaunga.....😬

Abir: toh Jaa...Jaa k dance bar mein naach...🙄

Jugnu: ye idea Kahi Suna Suna lagta hai🤔

Nanu: gadhedha tune hi diya tha kuch din pehle😌

Meenu: yeh tum dono Ko kya ho Gaya hai...kitni abadhra bhasha mein vaartalaap kar rahe ho😣

Kunal: bas ...aaj main kisi ki nahi sunega😒

Abir: toh kaan bandh kar k kaam kar 😏

Kunal: maine sabke liye bohot kuch Kiya hai...pehle 2 saal Harvard Gaya...aapko pata hai US mein Rehna kitna difficult hota hai ..maa k theple aachar khakhra...sab miss Kiya maine...padai khatam hote hi Goron k saath internship...udhar koi baat karne layak nahi tha...pura din Kam Kam Kam...vapas India aaya to maa ne business me Laga diya....pura din report banvati Rehti hai mere se...kajal Laga k tandav Karti hai mere sar pe....chalo vo bhi theek tha...Lekin shaadi....yeh sab aapki wajah se hua....aur aapne kya Kiya bhai...ek stupid sa app banaya....jisse aajtak tak sapan k alava koi track nahi huaaa....*breathing heavily*

Meenu: ......Kunal tum Apne bade bhai se aase nahi Baath kar sakte....mera pariwaarr ....Mishtiiiiiiii

Abhir: ......tu bola...abh meri Baath sun ....maawadiyooo....tere howard brain ne hamare family business Ko titanic ki tarah sink kar diyaa......USS tatanic mein jiis crack ke wajese titanic dubi thi na who crack tu hai....gadheda............ AP chupchaaap Mishti Ko rassgulla banane do

Kunal: Bhai.......app ne mujhe titanic ka crack kaha.....abh mein cheeni extra lake barfi bhi banounga.....usss Mishti se bhi tasty.....

Abhir: Haan... Titanic mein 2 cracks the...tu who badaaaa wala hai naanko

Kunal

Nanu: nanko ... Abhir Ko challenge math kar....who tho meraaa neend mein bhi hoshiyaaar pota hai....

Kunal :aur mien.... Howard return....

Abhir: jaagte hue bhi Bakra baan ne wala mawadiyooo

Abir: aur vaise bhi maine kaha tha Howard Jaa...padai kar.. maa ka business join kar daffod...vo sab tune khud Kiya...ab Jata mat....😒...itna hi tha toh business thaap kaise padh Gaya...mujh pe aur Mishti pe concentrate karne ki jagah business pe karte toh yeh din nahi dekhna padta Hume...🙄...shaadi ka bhi tune hi idea diya tha...mujhe hospital mein kya bola tha tu...shaadi nahi Hui to bhaag jaunga ...uska kya😬...mere Naam pe bill mat phaad samjha...yede

Meenu: main Apne beton Ko ladte hue nahi dekh Sakti parul😟

Parul: *making Jalebis...not even looking at benba*....mujhse mat puchie kuch b... Maine mana Kiya tha Aisa sab mat kariye....aapne Suna kaha tha....ab dekho...hamari aukat mein koi farak nahi Raha😬

Meenu:😞. Thinks *paisa aur kajal na ho...toh yeh Parul jaise b sar pe nachne lagte Hain*...Ambe maa kuch to kripa karo

Kunal: bill toh kya ...aaj sab phaad Dunga 😥

Abir: nanko ...tujhe kya hua hai...😢

*Enters atul*

Atul: arey jhagdo mat...yeh lo dusri cheeni...Mai leke aaya😁

Everyone: paise kaha se aaye?😲

Atul: jis garba competition ka fui mazak udati h na...usme 3 baar first aaya tha mein.... prize k 3 lakh rupees h mere pass 😊

Kuhu: *thinks*.....3 lakh mein mera 3 baar make up aa jayega😁

Meenu: *thinks*....3 lakh mein mera 3 saal ka kajal aa jayega😁

Nidhi: *thinks*....3 lakh mein 10 12 saree to aa hi jayegi😁

Koslu: *thinks*....3 lakh...zyada nahi chahiye...300 rs mein meri kangi aa jayegi😁

Jugnu: *thinks*....Wah yeh Atul bhai toh Kamal nikle...meri puncture ho gayi hai...thode paise maang leta hu😋

Kunal: *thinks*....3 lakh mein acha suit aur joote aa jayenge....is dhoti mein toh interview dene bhi nahi Jaa Sakta Kahi😐

Abir: *thinks*.....3 lakh se mein aur Mishti Goa bhaag sakte hai..😁.nahi...Lekin Mishti keh ti hai apno se bhaagna nahi chahiye.... atleast aane vale kuch din k liye NGO mein khana banane ki problem nahi hogi.. tab tak kuch sochne ka time mil jayega🙂

*They all run towards Atul*

Atul: 😟

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Too hilarious, thanks for this girlies

Originally posted by: samyuktha0411

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Too hilarious, thanks for this girlies

Most welcome Samy....🤗....!

Omg guys this was hilarious the perfect break that I needed🤣

Originally posted by: fangirl1012

Omg guys this was hilarious the perfect break that I needed🤣

Haha🤗

Glad we could help you alleviate your stress...!

♥️

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Thanks you so much aanch...🤗...our regular reader...love you😍

I did see your comments in the AT too...

Thank you 🤗

Contributed by meen Anu aku uru and krishi

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PART 4

Atul: Chup ho jao. Limelight toh sab mera le lete hain. Yaha meri importance ki baat ho rahi thi.

Abir: Atul dekh. Teri baat baadmein karte hain. Raita bohot fail chuka hain.

Kunal: Haan Kuhu,. mai bhaag gaya tha. Mujhe shaadi karni nahi thi. Aur yeh sab Mishti...

Abir: Savdhaan. Aage ek shabdh bhi bola na toh main bhul jaunga ki tu mera Nanko hain.

Kuhu: Yeh sab sunne se acha hota meri shaadi Atul se hi ho jati. Hastag Kuhul

Atul: Yikes! Yeh sab natak band karo sab. Mujhe aise ghut ghut ke nahi rehna yaha. Main apne 3 lakh lekar Mumbai jaa raha hoon.

Nanu: Yo bro! Mumbai kyun jaa raha hain?

Atul: Vaha jaake auditions doonga. Yaha baithe Kunal aur Abir bhai ke peeche sideline hone se better hain vaha kissi actor ke piche side role kar loon. *starts walking out*

Nidhi: Arey Mara Madi Re! Koi roko mere bete ko!

Meenu thinking: Arey yeh chala gaya toh mere kajal ka kharcha kaise uthaongi?

Kuhu thinking: Mera ex hone wala pati sachhi mein real sportscar hain-paise hain, actor banega.

Nidhi: ATULLLLLLL

Kaushal: Mari vali...tension kyun le rahi hain?...Humare ghar ke beto ki aadat hain...kuch dino ke liye bahar jaate hain phir vapas chale aate hain. Dekhna tumhara beta bhi aajayega. Vaha jab raste par sona padega tab yaad ayegi usko humari.

Meenu: Bilkul sahi kaha Koslu.

Kuhu: Atul ruk jao. Main tumhare saath Mumbai chalungi.

Meenu: Hey Ambe Maa, mere ek bete ka Maheshwaris ki ek ladki se peecha choota. Ab uss Mishti ko thikane lagana padega.

Nidhi: Husssbannnddd mujhe 10 kajal pencil chahiye.

Kaushal: Mari vali itna sara kyun?

Nidhi: Mujhe BenBa jaise kajal lagana hain. Benba toh 10 pencils ek hi din mein khatam kar deti hain. Mujhe bhi karna hai.

Kaushal buys her eyepencils.

Nidhi (dressed up like BenBa): Kuhu vahu, aaiya aao.

Kuhu: Ji Mummy.

Nidhi tries to widen her eyes and stare like Meenu.

Kuhu starts laughing.

Kuhu: Yeh kya hai Mummy? Aap dragon lag rahi hain.

Nidhi *starts crying*: Dragon? Kya bola? Atullll, main mayke jaa rahi hoon.

Atul: Kya hai Kuhu, ab Maa ko mayke kaun le jayega?

Kuhu: Par Atul, wih kitni funny lag rahi hai. Hastag Dragon Bhabhi Ki Dragon Nidhi

*Nidhi comes out of her dream*

Nidhi: nahi nahi....yeh to ananrth ho jayega....Ben ba jee te jee maar dalegi Hume...... nahiiiiiiiiiiii😯

Koslu: kya hua?😬

Nidhi: kuhu Atul k saath nahi bhaag Sakti ....roko roko...koi roko😮

Koslu: arey Sapna dekha tune😏

Kuhu: exactly...Mai yeh duplicate k saath kyu jau....Kunal mujhe sach sach batao...kya baat hai....varnaaaaa😠

*Enters BP*

BP: kisi Ko kahin Jane ki zarurat nahi hai....Mai yahan sabko Lene aaya hoon....Yashpal ji aap sab hamare ghar chaliye😊

Meenu: Lekin mein nahi chalungi.... 🤨

Meenu:maaf kijiye, vishambhar ji. Mere parivaar ko kisi ki madad ki zaroorat ni. Hum apni bahu ke maayke aa kar rahe, ye muje manzoor ni. Aapne hamare baare me socha uske liya dhanyavaad

BP: meenakshi ji, meri baat suniye. Hum jaante hai aap swabhimaani hai. Apno se madad lena samajdhaari hoti hai. Aap apne pita ke baare me sochiye.

Nanu: *par mai to teenager hu*

Meenu:kuhu apne maayke jana chahti hai, mai ni rokungi. Par hum ni aayenge.

BM: aap galat mat samjhi ye. Hum aapke dukh ke samay ka bhagidar banna chahte. Mana mat kijiye.

Meenu: **Agar mein..meenakshi raajvansh...Maheshwari house gayi, tho mein na hi 4 marr paungi na hi 6....lekin aagar yaahan rahi thoooooo**..

Abhir: **Doing bhangaar within his heart**....maa..maan jayiyee..........kab tak atul pe aur muj pe depend karengi........hum Maheshwari house mein rahenge

Kunal: Magar Bhai..wwaahaan Mishti bhi hogi....aur yhe saab...

Abhir: Tu phir Bola..... Ek aur baar bol....phir jis Titanic ka reference diya tha na.......usi ki tarah dubaadunga tujhe....bada wala scratch kahika...

Kuhu: #BWS..........baada wala scratch...

Kunal: Kuhu..tum kiski party mein hooo......mere ya bhai ke ........

Kuhu: problem yahi hai na kunal....mein kisibhi bhi Party mein nahi hun ..mujhko laga sports car se saadi ke baad mein page 3 parties attend karoon gi, mera photo News paper page 3 mein chapega...Kuhu Rajvansh......magar saab...#floopshow

Meenu: vishambhar ji...maine keh diya na....Hume aap ki meherbani ki avashayakta nahi hai....aaj bhi mere parivaar mein aur uski Ekta mein itni takaat hai ki sone k mehal khade kar sake🙂😑

Atul: 🤭...ummm...ummm.. hahahahaha..Jeb mein 300 bhi nahi aur sone k Mahal😂...ab mein Sabse Amir Rajvansh hu...mere pass 3 lakh hai....Ekta konsi Ekta....ekta nahi fui...*ek THA*.....aapka beta *ek THA*....vo bhi Gaya....😂

Kunal: maa se aise baat nahi kar sakte tum... tumhari mein* tries to hit Atul*

Atul: aaaeee....Kunal bhai dhoti Nikal gayi....😆

Jugnu: arey 😲...Kunal bhai maine bola tha neeche se tight bandho🤭

Nanu: dhoti pehenna Kala Hoti hai bro...har kisi ko nahi aati 😆

Kunal: 😶

Kuhu: 😲

Abir: Kunal thande dimag se soch...is waqt bade Papa k saath Jaana acha option hai...

Kunal: aap to yahi Kaho ge na ...vaise bhi mehnat se bhaagna koi aapse sikhe....

Abir: 😶

Kunal: aapko kya lagta hai ...ghar se raat ko sirf 5. Km dur lake pe jaake tent Laga k sone se koi Banjara nahi ban jaata...

Abir: 😶

Kunal: painting ka exhibition rakh k chita sa school Bana k koi bhi youngest entrepreneur ka award ke Sakta hai

Abir: 😶

Kunal: 2 4 shayari Kar k ...dance kar k ...koi b kisiko patta Sakta hai...isme koi badi baat nahi hai

Abir: 😠....*goes near to Kunal and is now face to face*....kuch Dena chahta Hun tujhe

Kunal: 😒... Mujhe ab koi farak nahi padta dhamki do yaa thappad

Abir: 😠*intense*..na dhamki na thappad ...kuch aur dene aaya hun

Kunal: kya 😑

Abir: *showing the dhoti*....yeh😂...pehle yeh pehen le phir badh badh karna

Everyone except benba:😂😂😂

Kunal: 😟

Meenu: BAAS....mein keh

BP: Dhekiye main aap se phir se vinanti karta Hun...aap sab hamare saath chalie

Meenu: main apna naak zammen pe ragad Sakti Hun...Lekin aap k saath nahi Jaa Sakti!😑

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Contributed by meen Anu aku uru and krishi

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PART 4

Atul: Chup ho jao. Limelight toh sab mera le lete hain. Yaha meri importance ki baat ho rahi thi.

Abir: Atul dekh. Teri baat baadmein karte hain. Raita bohot fail chuka hain.

Kunal: Haan Kuhu,. mai bhaag gaya tha. Mujhe shaadi karni nahi thi. Aur yeh sab Mishti...

Abir: Savdhaan. Aage ek shabdh bhi bola na toh main bhul jaunga ki tu mera Nanko hain.

Kuhu: Yeh sab sunne se acha hota meri shaadi Atul se hi ho jati. Hastag Kuhul

Atul: Yikes! Yeh sab natak band karo sab. Mujhe aise ghut ghut ke nahi rehna yaha. Main apne 3 lakh lekar Mumbai jaa raha hoon.

Nanu: Yo bro! Mumbai kyun jaa raha hain?

Atul: Vaha jaake auditions doonga. Yaha baithe Kunal aur Abir bhai ke peeche sideline hone se better hain vaha kissi actor ke piche side role kar loon. *starts walking out*

Nidhi: Arey Mara Madi Re! Koi roko mere bete ko!

Meenu thinking: Arey yeh chala gaya toh mere kajal ka kharcha kaise uthaongi?

Kuhu thinking: Mera ex hone wala pati sachhi mein real sportscar hain-paise hain, actor banega.

Nidhi: ATULLLLLLL

Kaushal: Mari vali...tension kyun le rahi hain?...Humare ghar ke beto ki aadat hain...kuch dino ke liye bahar jaate hain phir vapas chale aate hain. Dekhna tumhara beta bhi aajayega. Vaha jab raste par sona padega tab yaad ayegi usko humari.

Meenu: Bilkul sahi kaha Koslu.

Kuhu: Atul ruk jao. Main tumhare saath Mumbai chalungi.

Meenu: Hey Ambe Maa, mere ek bete ka Maheshwaris ki ek ladki se peecha choota. Ab uss Mishti ko thikane lagana padega.

Nidhi: Husssbannnddd mujhe 10 kajal pencil chahiye.

Kaushal: Mari vali itna sara kyun?

Nidhi: Mujhe BenBa jaise kajal lagana hain. Benba toh 10 pencils ek hi din mein khatam kar deti hain. Mujhe bhi karna hai.

Kaushal buys her eyepencils.

Nidhi (dressed up like BenBa): Kuhu vahu, aaiya aao.

Kuhu: Ji Mummy.

Nidhi tries to widen her eyes and stare like Meenu.

Kuhu starts laughing.

Kuhu: Yeh kya hai Mummy? Aap dragon lag rahi hain.

Nidhi *starts crying*: Dragon? Kya bola? Atullll, main mayke jaa rahi hoon.

Atul: Kya hai Kuhu, ab Maa ko mayke kaun le jayega?

Kuhu: Par Atul, wih kitni funny lag rahi hai. Hastag Dragon Bhabhi Ki Dragon Nidhi

*Nidhi comes out of her dream*

Nidhi: nahi nahi....yeh to ananrth ho jayega....Ben ba jee te jee maar dalegi Hume...... nahiiiiiiiiiiii😯

Koslu: kya hua?😬

Nidhi: kuhu Atul k saath nahi bhaag Sakti ....roko roko...koi roko😮

Koslu: arey Sapna dekha tune😏

Kuhu: exactly...Mai yeh duplicate k saath kyu jau....Kunal mujhe sach sach batao...kya baat hai....varnaaaaa😠

*Enters BP*

BP: kisi Ko kahin Jane ki zarurat nahi hai....Mai yahan sabko Lene aaya hoon....Yashpal ji aap sab hamare ghar chaliye😊

Meenu: Lekin mein nahi chalungi.... 🤨

Meenu:maaf kijiye, vishambhar ji. Mere parivaar ko kisi ki madad ki zaroorat ni. Hum apni bahu ke maayke aa kar rahe, ye muje manzoor ni. Aapne hamare baare me socha uske liya dhanyavaad

BP: meenakshi ji, meri baat suniye. Hum jaante hai aap swabhimaani hai. Apno se madad lena samajdhaari hoti hai. Aap apne pita ke baare me sochiye.

Nanu: *par mai to teenager hu*

Meenu:kuhu apne maayke jana chahti hai, mai ni rokungi. Par hum ni aayenge.

BM: aap galat mat samjhi ye. Hum aapke dukh ke samay ka bhagidar banna chahte. Mana mat kijiye.

Meenu: **Agar mein..meenakshi raajvansh...Maheshwari house gayi, tho mein na hi 4 marr paungi na hi 6....lekin aagar yaahan rahi thoooooo**..

Abhir: **Doing bhangaar within his heart**....maa..maan jayiyee..........kab tak atul pe aur muj pe depend karengi........hum Maheshwari house mein rahenge

Kunal: Magar Bhai..wwaahaan Mishti bhi hogi....aur yhe saab...

Abhir: Tu phir Bola..... Ek aur baar bol....phir jis Titanic ka reference diya tha na.......usi ki tarah dubaadunga tujhe....bada wala scratch kahika...

Kuhu: #BWS..........baada wala scratch...

Kunal: Kuhu..tum kiski party mein hooo......mere ya bhai ke ........

Kuhu: problem yahi hai na kunal....mein kisibhi bhi Party mein nahi hun ..mujhko laga sports car se saadi ke baad mein page 3 parties attend karoon gi, mera photo News paper page 3 mein chapega...Kuhu Rajvansh......magar saab...#floopshow

Meenu: vishambhar ji...maine keh diya na....Hume aap ki meherbani ki avashayakta nahi hai....aaj bhi mere parivaar mein aur uski Ekta mein itni takaat hai ki sone k mehal khade kar sake🙂😑

Atul: 🤭...ummm...ummm.. hahahahaha..Jeb mein 300 bhi nahi aur sone k Mahal😂...ab mein Sabse Amir Rajvansh hu...mere pass 3 lakh hai....Ekta konsi Ekta....ekta nahi fui...*ek THA*.....aapka beta *ek THA*....vo bhi Gaya....😂

Kunal: maa se aise baat nahi kar sakte tum... tumhari mein* tries to hit Atul*

Atul: aaaeee....Kunal bhai dhoti Nikal gayi....😆

Jugnu: arey 😲...Kunal bhai maine bola tha neeche se tight bandho🤭

Nanu: dhoti pehenna Kala Hoti hai bro...har kisi ko nahi aati 😆

Kunal: 😶

Kuhu: 😲

Abir: Kunal thande dimag se soch...is waqt bade Papa k saath Jaana acha option hai...

Kunal: aap to yahi Kaho ge na ...vaise bhi mehnat se bhaagna koi aapse sikhe....

Abir: 😶

Kunal: aapko kya lagta hai ...ghar se raat ko sirf 5. Km dur lake pe jaake tent Laga k sone se koi Banjara nahi ban jaata...

Abir: 😶

Kunal: painting ka exhibition rakh k chita sa school Bana k koi bhi youngest entrepreneur ka award ke Sakta hai

Abir: 😶

Kunal: 2 4 shayari Kar k ...dance kar k ...koi b kisiko patta Sakta hai...isme koi badi baat nahi hai

Abir: 😠....*goes near to Kunal and is now face to face*....kuch Dena chahta Hun tujhe

Kunal: 😒... Mujhe ab koi farak nahi padta dhamki do yaa thappad

Abir: 😠*intense*..na dhamki na thappad ...kuch aur dene aaya hun

Kunal: kya 😑

Abir: *showing the dhoti*....yeh😂...pehle yeh pehen le phir badh badh karna

Everyone except benba:😂😂😂

Kunal: 😟

Meenu: BAAS....mein keh

BP: Dhekiye main aap se phir se vinanti karta Hun...aap sab hamare saath chalie

Meenu: main apna naak zammen pe ragad Sakti Hun...Lekin aap k saath nahi Jaa Sakti!😑

I never stopped laughing.. my tummy hurts and my sides ache, but I went back to reread it ! 😂😂😂

Take a bow ladies! 👏👏👏👏🙏🙏🙏🙏😘😘😘🤗🤗🤗

Originally posted by: Dotslover22

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