Babies day at RV House-Part 2
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Baby Abhish and Baby Hashtag are in hospital to get vaccinated, accompanied by Meenu Abir n nanu
Meenu : Yhe MEEREE pote hain…..yhe agar susu poty karenge tho sirf mujpe karenge….kisi our pe nahi……Yhe meri family ki unity ka sawal hai….
Baby Hashtag talks to Baby Abhish in baby language
Abhish: yaaarrrr…….ye daadi hamari susu poty ke peeche kyu padi hai…
Hashtag: bhaii………tum dadi se aase nahi bol sakte…….dad ko patachal tho…….yhe sab Mishti badi maa ki waje se
Abhish: Hai re kishmath……abh yahan meri mom kaise aagayi beech mei….munna square…**Munne ka munna**
Hashtag: kyu….Mishti badi maa ne tumein doodh nahi pilaya…..tho tum Dadi ke dress pe susu poty kyu nahi karte?? Sirf mujhe hi karna padta hai………aur kabhi kabhi Parul dadi par bhi…
Meanwhile Meeu comes to Hastag and pick him up
Meenu: beta…..abh mujje teri zaroorath hai…..tumhara bhai Abhish sirf aapni maa Mishti ke dress pe susu or papa Abhir ke dress pe potty karta hai…exactly night ko…sab mishit ka plan hai …rath ke liye……..abh aissa nahi hoga….ambe maa ki kassam……mein tum bhai bhai ke Jodi mein kisi behan ko aane nahi doongi….
abhish - yaar dadi itna darati hai inke pa's hota hai saans bhi sahi se ni aati. #1,#2 khaak aayegi
Hashtag- baat to tumne sahi ki. Fir bhi apni mummy ke liye koshish kro. Aapke chakkar me muje overperform krna pad raha hai
Meenu: tum chinta mat karo...yeh sab h Abir Ko batayenge....usse apni maa ka dukh to nahi dikhta hai...Lekin tumhara dukh use zaroor dikhega
Abir: maaa...maaa
Meenu: main tumhara istamal kar k Abir Ko Mishti k khilaf karungi
Abir: maa maaa maaa
*Meenu comes out of her dream or ...or...was it reality?*
Meenu: KYAAAA HAIIII
Abir: ek second...pehle chilana bandh kijiye...ye hospital hai...ghar me sabko aadat hai aapke chilane ki ...yahan patients Darr k maare bhaag jayenge...vaise aap kya badh badh kar Rahi thi
Meenu: Abir... hashtag bhi manta hai ki Jo hota hai Mishti ki vajah se hota hai
Abir: to Mishti Ko noble prize de dein?...vaise hashtag ne ye aapse kaha kaise...ye dono 3 mahine k hai
Meenu: tumhe to meri haar baat galat hi lagti hai...*with big eyes*
Abir: maa...aapse kitni Baar kaha...bahar kajal Kam Laga k aaya kijiye....
Meenu: tumhari himmat kaise hui Aisa kehne ki bhi...tumhare Baba Ko pasand hai kajal...main unke samne bhi aise hi kajal Laga k jaati hun
Abir: lagta hai isliye bhaag Gaye
Meenu: kya kaha tumhe
Nanu: tum dono yahan do....Dr bula rahe hain...vaccine nahi Dena hashtag aur abish Ko
Abir: *whispers to nanu* ek injection big Ben Ko b
Nanu: *whispers back* ...gadheda...ek se iska kuch nahi hoga...Aisa koi injection Bana hi nahi jo Meenu Ko theek kare.
After getting Abish and Hashtag vaccines
Meenakshi: Abir, mai Mishti ke bache ko sirf ek shart pe ghar le jaane ke liye tayyar hoon.
Mishti: Kaunsi shart?
Meenu: Yehi, ki iska naam tum Abish se kuch aur rakh do.
Abir: Maa, aap kya keh rahi hai!
Nidhi: BenBa, aap Husshteg ka naam badalva rahi hai?
Kaushal: Mari vali, kuch bhi kehti hai.. chup ho jaa.
Nanu: Meenu, mere GsquareS ka kya naam rakhna chahti hai tu?
Abir: Nanu, yeh GsquareS kya hai?
Nanu: Kuhu bilkul sahi kehti hai..tu ek oldie hai..GsquareS. stands for great grandson bro.
Meenu: Bapuji, yeh agar mera pota hai toh aaj mai Meenakshi Rajvansh, mere pote ka naam khudko honour karke 'Meenaksh Abir Meenakshi Rajvansh' rakhti hoon.
Abir: Kya MEENAKSH?
Meanwhile Abish and Hashtag are having their baby talk.
Hashtag: Bhai, sab kuch cheen liya aapne!
Abish: Maine kya kiya?
Hashtag: Aapki maa ne mere se dudh cheena hai, cerelac cheena hai. Issliye aapko pehle mauka mila Dadi pe susu karne ka. Aapne mera pehle susu karne ka haq chena hai. Aur aaj, aapne mera naam meri Dadi jaisa rakhne ka haq bhi cheen lia.
Abish: Aye Kuhu maasi ke bachche. Mujhe yeh 'Meenaksh' naam chahiye bhi nahi. Tujhe itna hi chahiye hai toh tujhe yeh naam mubarak.
Hashtag: mera mast Naam Rakha hai meri mummy ne ...daadi ab tera Naam Badal degi...tu bhi daadi ki tarah bada bada kajal lagaega...meenaksh?
Abish: 😡..mere mummy aur Papa ye naam change nahi karne denge dekh Lena
*Meenu listens to their baby talks*
Meenu: sab log mera mazak udate hain...ek hi shauk hai mera...kajal lagana...vo bhi nahi kar Sakti* gets teary eyed*....
Abir: maa kya hua... injection nahi lagvaenge aapko..
Meenu: ab ye hashtag aur abish mera mazak uda rahe hain....tum batao kya main itni buri hum
Abir: *sees hashtag and abish playing*...*sees Meenu again*...big Ben kya nayi chaal soch Rahi hai...itne chote babies baat thodi karte hain
Meenu: tumne Javab nahi diya..tum is abish ka Naam badalkar meenaksh rakhoge na?
Abir: ....vo hum ghar Jaa k sochenge!
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They all come back home
Abhir: Mishti... Chalo... Abhish Ko le lo..uske susu ka time hogaya hai...
Kunal: mein Hashtag Ko mom ke paas le ja Raha hoon kuhu.... Uske potty ka time hogaya
Meenu makes a dramatic entrance.....
Meenu: Abhiiiirrrrrr......Abhish Ko mujhe dedo beta.....
Mishti: Magar Aunty......
Even before Mishti could say anything Meenu goes to pick Abhish...
Kunal: maa... Aapp Hashtag Ko lo na...the Abhi potty karega
Meenu: Kunal..... Mein Hashtag Ko bhi lungi.... Par Abhi Abhish Ko Lena zaroori hai.... Varna
Kunal: yhe Saab MISHTI ki wajah se....... Who kabhi Abhish Ko mom par susu karne nahi deti
Abhir
... Yaarrrrrrrrr
Abir: ek aur baar Mishti Ko blame Kiya to main...main...main uuiimaa Patel ki jagah jugnu Ko tera secretary Bana Dunga
Jugnu: mm.mm.mmain ne kya Kiya Abhi bhaiya...aap Kunal bhaiya Ko saza de rahe ho ya mujhe...
Kuhu: oo jalte bujhte jugnu...inke daipers leke aao room se
Meenu:*thinks"...aaj raat se pehle main abish ka Naam badalva k rahungi
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After a while Abhish n Hashtag are in cradle.... All cute..n Meenu comes and says
Meenu: yhe Meera pariwar hai..... Yahaan I want parampara pratishta aur anushasan....
Abhish and Hashtag stare at her..than talk in their baby language
Hashtag staring at Meenu: bhai ye daraawni daadi tho teri wali dadi hai ...meri wali aalag hai.. Thank God
Abhish:
....jhelna tho tujhe bhi hai re chote ISS daadi ko
Hashtag: Wah shayari...Apne Papa ki tarah..
Abish: tu bhi bol kuchh
Hashtag: nahi mein ye sab nahi karunga...main Apne Papa k jaise Harvard jaunga
Abish: tere Papa Harvard nahi harisingh University Gaye the
Hashtag 😡...main
Meenu: chup dono...Apne parivaar k sanskar mat Bhulo
*Hashtag and abish confused*
Hashtag: daadi hmari baat sun Sakti hai?
Abish: par sirf daadi hi sun Sakti hai
Hashtag: Kyun daadi bhi baby hai
Abish: nahi ...daadi pe Ambe maa ki kripa hai!
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Edited by Onyourface - 6 years ago
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