Abeer & Kunal AT #1 - BroMance Duo, Welcome All. - Page 49

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Bold- I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Btw, I thought he'll bring daaru instead of paani... yeh toh meenu ko phone karne ka soch raha hai...

Also, khokhe ka matlab kya hai? 🙈🙈🙈

Humara plan on hai na, Uru?

Originally posted by: meen123

muje b same lines se 5 min se nonstop has ri hu

Ikr! Uru Sapan aur Shwet bohot hi acha likhti hai... I am still laughing😄

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Ikr! Uru Sapan aur Shwet bohot hi acha likhti hai... I am still laughing😄

Something is wrong with me...mujhe shwet aur sapan naturally aate Hain😂

Tum dono me se koi continue to karo...aaj khtm karenge 😂...

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Something is wrong with me...mujhe shwet aur sapan naturally aate Hain😂

Tum dono me se koi continue to karo...aaj khtm karenge 😂...

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Something is wrong with me...mujhe shwet aur sapan naturally aate Hain😂

Tum dono me se koi continue to karo...aaj khtm karenge 😂...

Originally posted by: meen123

Mai kar rahi hoon... I write on phone ka memo first then copy paste it... I have written it halfway... baaki ka likhke post karti hoon.

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Google...I can totally imagine Nidhi saying this😂

*Chela1 goes to bring "water"*

Kuhu: ye jo bhi ho Raha hai tumhari vaje se ho Raha hai...tumne meri engagement me aake Kunal Ko kiss Kiya...ab honeymoon bhi bigaadne aayi ho...shwet ki bachhi..

Shwet: *cuts her*...kuhu tumhare balo me spider

Kuhu:...aaaaa..aaa...kaha hai kaha hai..aaa.

Shwet: shut up you dumbo...nahi hai...Lekin Sambhal ke Rehna..spider tumhare balo me ghus Gaya to niklega nahi...phas jaega

Kuhu: #chipkalikahinki

Sapan: aeeeee chup chup...Shanti se betho dono...Varna....*enters mishbir*...Wah Wah...aao padharo mare des.....aeee...inke haath vandho re

Chela3:...Lekin Jane 2 hai aur rasi ek....ek Ko...aa..jaane dete hai..aa...

Sapan: tu kya dimag Ko tala Laga ke Goa k dariye me baha k aaya hai....dono ka ek ek haath saath me bandh do...saath me Bethe rehenge

Shwet: nahi nahi....aise mat karo....unko nahi...mera haath Abir k saath bandho...mishti Ko alag se bithao

Kuhu: Kunal Ko kiss kar k Mann nai bhara jo ab Abir ka haath pakadna hai

Shwet: ohh poor kuhu....tum itni frustrated islie ho na ki tumhari honeymoon night spoil ho gayi...

Kuhu: Kam se kam me logo se paise nai leti pyaar karne ke...#cheap

Sapan: kyu re tu pendulum hai...kyu bandhna hai uske saath

Shwet: me to aapki bhalayi k liye keh Rahi thi....last time yaad nahi ...Mishti rasi kholne me expert hai ....usko alag se bithao

Sapan: haa ye to sahi baat....ek min...tu kaha thi last time...tujhe kaise Pata

Shwet: universe main kya chal Raha hai mujhe sab pata hota hai....me atra Tatra savatra Hun

Sapan: aur me dr.batra hun....chup shaani....chup chap bethi reh ...

*Chela1 brings water*

Saurav: Pani aa Gaya....give it to me give it to me

Sapan: aeee Ruk ...Pani chahie..toh pehle kaam karna padega... Meenakshi Rajvansh Ko phone Laga aur bol 6 jano k liye 6 khokhe ka intazam kare Abhi

Saurav:. Yeahh ...yeah...sure ...but konse boxes...I mean...aa... cardboard or plastic?

Sapan: Pagal..... *slaps Sourav* Tujhe kya Hindi samajh nahi aati?

Sourav: No dude. Mai Australia se aaya hoon.

Sapan: Acha. Aisa hai toh tera toh 3 khokha akele ka lagana padega. Meenakshi Rajvansh ko phone lagake bol 8 khokhe ka intezaam kare.

Abir: Sapppan....dekh tu mujhe pehle bata ki tune hume kidnap kyun kiya hai?

Sourav: Arey pehle mujhe toh batao koi ki yeh khokha hota kya hai?

Ketki: Khokha means crores.

Sourav: Oye teri ki! Hawww! 8 crores!

Kuhu: Sapan, tumne thodi der pehle bola tha na ki tumhe paise nahi chahiye. Ab kyun maang rahe ho?

Sapan: Tu zyada apna dimaag mat laga chokri.

Shwet: Uljhe baal wali oversmart. Don't you know? Puri duniyaa paiso ke piche bhagti hai... I'm sure tumne bhi Kunal se paiso ke liye shaadi kiya hoga, haina Maggie?

Kuhu: Aaaaaaaa.... you....safedi ki bachchii... Sapan bhai, aapko agar kissi ko maar dalna hai toh ise mar dijiye. #chipkalikimauth

Ketki: Paani... Paani... mujhe... paani chahiye... (feeling a bit giddy)

Sapan (looking at Sourav): Dekh teri chamiya ko bhi pyaas lagi hai. Paani pina hain toh ab phone laga Meenakshi Rajvansh ko.

Sourav: Ketki, don't worry. Tumhe paani milega. You should be thirsty only to kiss me, baaki paani toh mai tumhe pila hi doonga.

Ketki: Sourav.... chup...ho...jaao.. Paani..Paani...

Sapan: Aye Romeo, baatein ho gayi ho toh yeh le ab phone pe baat kar... maine number laga diya hai...

Phone is on loudspeaker.

Sourav: Hello, Aunty ji... mai kidnap ho chuka hoon.. aap please 8 crores ka intezaam karo..

Meenu: Helllo...Hello Sourav... kya?

Kunal (in the background): Maa, yeh Sourav kya bol raha hai?

Meenu: Kunal beta, yeh kuch kidnapping ki baat kar raha hai.

Kunal: Kya? Voh kidnap ho gaya?

Meenu: Haan. Aur 8 crore ka intezaam karne ko kehe raha hai.

Kunal: Shayad voh joke kar raha ho.

Meenu: Sahi kaha beta. Vaise bhi uss besharam nirlaj chokre se main kuch umeed nahi kar sakti..... (cancels the call)

Sapan: Ayeee.... yeh kya kiya tune launde.... teri tohhhhh.....

Chela 1: Boss, shant ho jao...

Sapan: Aye chirkut! Pehli baar tune sahi baat ki hai.

Tum dono ko pyaas lagi thi na? (Looking at Ketki and Sourav)

Ab loh piyo. (Shoves in the bottle in their mouths which was brought by chela)

Sourav: Aahhhh. This is so refreshing... yeh toh water se kitna better taste karta hai...aahhh... mujhe isko hi pike roz jogging pe jaana chahiye...

Ketki: Sourav, yeh paani nahi hai... mujhe lagta hai ki yeh.....

Abir: Kya Ketki? Yeh kya hai?

Ketki: Yeh sharaab hai....

Sapan: HA HA HA HA

Kuhu: madira , muje madira bahut pasand hai. Isko peeke kam se kam se ye safedi to dekhni band hogi. Muje bhi do, sapan uncle. Mai puri bottle piyungi

Mishti: kuhu ki bachchi, tera dimaag to theek hai na.

Shwet: vaise bhi tumhara standard dekh k pata chalta. Madira????

Kuhu: Kunal or saasuma na jaane kab tk bachane aayenge tb tk kya pyasi Mar jaun you boring.

Sapan: ye dono fir shuru ho gai. Bachpan ka baar hai kya tumhara. Drama band kro abi k abi nai to sir pe bottle maar dungi sab ke

Kuhu gives an eye gesture to Mishti and abir also notices it.

Sourav:*singing*I'm in wonderlaaaand. With ketki and sapan ke goons.

Dragon aunty and Kunal will make them roon(ruin)

Originally posted by: socioboss9797

Sapan: Pagal..... *slaps Sourav* Tujhe kya Hindi samajh nahi aati?

Sourav: No dude. Mai Australia se aaya hoon.

Sapan: Acha. Aisa hai toh tera toh 3 khokha akele ka lagana padega. Meenakshi Rajvansh ko phone lagake bol 8 khokhe ka intezaam kare.

Abir: Sapppan....dekh tu mujhe pehle bata ki tune hume kidnap kyun kiya hai?

Sourav: Arey pehle mujhe toh batao koi ki yeh khokha hota kya hai?

Ketki: Khokha means crores.

Sourav: Oye teri ki! Hawww! 8 crores!

Kuhu: Sapan, tumne thodi der pehle bola tha na ki tumhe paise nahi chahiye. Ab kyun maang rahe ho?

Sapan: Tu zyada apna dimaag mat laga chokri.

Shwet: Uljhe baal wali oversmart. Don't you know? Puri duniyaa paiso ke piche bhagti hai... I'm sure tumne bhi Kunal se paiso ke liye shaadi kiya hoga, haina Maggie?

Kuhu: Aaaaaaaa.... you....safedi ki bachchii... Sapan bhai, aapko agar kissi ko maar dalna hai toh ise mar dijiye. #chipkalikimauth

Ketki: Paani... Paani... mujhe... paani chahiye... (feeling a bit giddy)

Sapan (looking at Sourav): Dekh teri chamiya ko bhi pyaas lagi hai. Paani pina hain toh ab phone laga Meenakshi Rajvansh ko.

Sourav: Ketki, don't worry. Tumhe paani milega. You should be thirsty only to kiss me, baaki paani toh mai tumhe pila hi doonga.

Ketki: Sourav.... chup...ho...jaao.. Paani..Paani...

Sapan: Aye Romeo, baatein ho gayi ho toh yeh le ab phone pe baat kar... maine number laga diya hai...

Phone is on loudspeaker.

Sourav: Hello, Aunty ji... mai kidnap ho chuka hoon.. aap please 8 crores ka intezaam karo..

Meenu: Helllo...Hello Sourav... kya?

Kunal (in the background): Maa, yeh Sourav kya bol raha hai?

Meenu: Kunal beta, yeh kuch kidnapping ki baat kar raha hai.

Kunal: Kya? Voh kidnap ho gaya?

Meenu: Haan. Aur 8 crore ka intezaam karne ko kehe raha hai.

Kunal: Shayad voh joke kar raha ho.

Meenu: Sahi kaha beta. Vaise bhi uss besharam nirlaj chokre se main kuch umeed nahi kar sakti..... (cancels the call)

Sapan: Ayeee.... yeh kya kiya tune launde.... teri tohhhhh.....

Chela 1: Boss, shant ho jao...

Sapan: Aye chirkut! Pehli baar tune sahi baat ki hai.

Tum dono ko pyaas lagi thi na? (Looking at Ketki and Sourav)

Ab loh piyo. (Shoves in the bottle in their mouths which was brought by chela)

Sourav: Aahhhh. This is so refreshing... yeh toh water se kitna better taste karta hai...aahhh... mujhe isko hi pike roz jogging pe jaana chahiye...

Ketki: Sourav, yeh paani nahi hai... mujhe lagta hai ki yeh.....

Abir: Kya Ketki? Yeh kya hai?

Ketki: Yeh sharaab hai....

Sapan: HA HA HA HA

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Sapan: ye Hoti hai desi daaru ....ek ghut mein aadmi khalas...dekho kaise asar hoga Abhi...bohot chapad chapad kar rahe the na

Shwet: this is disgusting...ewwww...the smell..oh my god...ketki ..Saurav tum logo Ko ye nahi Pina chahie tha...stupids

Abir: sapan ...apni limits cross mat karo...hmara is pravachan se koi Lena Dena nahi hai....hum yahan holiday manane aaye the...iske guruji ne pravachan Rakha tha aur title isne suggest Kiya tha

Shwet: Abir tumhe title se problem kya hai..kitna acha title hai... alcoholics attract hote hai...

Abir: *gets angry*....haa dekh lo kitna bada alcoholic attract hua hai...ab chup kar k betho..bohot raita faila chuki ho tum..

Sapan: aee hero...mere adde pe dhamki sirf main Dunga samjha....aur mere chehra pe bewakoof Hun main Aisa likha hai kya... pravachan nai karvaya to subh nashta kyu thoos rahe the saath mein

Abir: in his mind * I hope nanu ne meri baat sun li ho...*

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*Somewhere in Goa*

Nanu Kaushal and Nidhi reach the spot where mishbir were kidnapped and find abir's phone

Kaushal: Bapuji ...phone ...phone...mil Gaya...

Nanu: iska matlab sach mein Abir aur baaki sab musibat main hain...police Ko inform kar Kaushal...

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*Back in adda*

Saurav: kkkeetkkkiii....mujhe har jagah sirf tum hi Nazar aa Rahi ho...hehehe

Ketki: fui ii nne Suna ..na..hehehe...toh tumhara...hehe..dikhna bandh ...ho jayega...hehehe

Abir: inko chaad gayi..

Sapan: in do cartoon Ko alag room mein leke jao re...ek ghut me hi pagal ho Gaye...* Chela1 takes them to other room*

*Sapan calls Meenu again*

Originally posted by: Onyourface

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Sapan: ye Hoti hai desi daaru ....ek ghut mein aadmi khalas...dekho kaise asar hoga Abhi...bohot chapad chapad kar rahe the na

Shwet: this is disgusting...ewwww...the smell..oh my god...ketki ..Saurav tum logo Ko ye nahi Pina chahie tha...stupids

Abir: sapan ...apni limits cross mat karo...hmara is pravachan se koi Lena Dena nahi hai....hum yahan holiday manane aaye the...iske guruji ne pravachan Rakha tha aur title isne suggest Kiya tha

Shwet: Abir tumhe title se problem kya hai..kitna acha title hai... alcoholics attract hote hai...

Abir: *gets angry*....haa dekh lo kitna bada alcoholic attract hua hai...ab chup kar k betho..bohot raita faila chuki ho tum..

Sapan: aee hero...mere adde pe dhamki sirf main Dunga samjha....aur mere chehra pe bewakoof Hun main Aisa likha hai kya... pravachan nai karvaya to subh nashta kyu thoos rahe the saath mein

Abir: in his mind * I hope nanu ne meri baat sun li ho...*

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*Somewhere in Goa*

Nanu Kaushal and Nidhi reach the spot where mishbir were kidnapped and find abir's phone

Kaushal: Bapuji ...phone ...phone...mil Gaya...

Nanu: iska matlab sach mein Abir aur baaki sab musibat main hain...police Ko inform kar Kaushal...

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*Back in adda*

Saurav: kkkeetkkkiii....mujhe har jagah sirf tum hi Nazar aa Rahi ho...hehehe

Ketki: fui ii nne Suna ..na..hehehe...toh tumhara...hehe..dikhna bandh ...ho jayega...hehehe

Abir: inko chaad gayi..

Sapan: in do cartoon Ko alag room mein leke jao re...ek ghut me hi pagal ho Gaye...* Chela1 takes them to other room*

*Sapan calls Meenu again*

Sapan: Mai Sapan bol raha hoon.

Meenu: Aur mai Meenakshi Rajvansh bol rahi hoon.

Sapan: Aye pagal aurat... mai Sapan- daaru ka Raja bol raha hoon.

Meenu: Kya? Tum?

Sapan: Mujhe sab yaad hai. Pehle tu aur tera pati dono mere se daaru khareedte the. Phir jabse tera pati tujhe chod ke gaya tune daaru pina band kar diya.

Meenu: Chup ho jao Sapan! Tumhari itni himmat!

Sapan: Zyada mat bol. Teri puri ki puri toli phirse mere havale hai.

Meenu: Kyaaaaa? Phirse havale ka matlab?

Kunal (in the background): What! Sapan! Usne phirse kidnap kar liya bhai ko?

Meenu puts the call on loudspeaker.

Sapan: Tu jaanti nahi? Tere bete pehle bhi kidnap ho chuke hai. Khair rehne de... ab mujhe 8 khokhe ka intezaam karke mil. Address tere phone pe aajayega..

Meenu: Par... (call gets cancelled)

Meenu: Hey Ambe Maa... yeh kya kar diya? Mera parivaar khatre mein hai... Main apne parivaar ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hoon...

Kunal: Maa, ab kya karna hai? Police ko call lagau?

Meenu receives the message with the address.

Meenu: Nahi Kunal. Call mat lagao. Hum khud dhoondenge. Tum paiso ka intezaam karo.

Kunal: Theek hai.

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Kuhu: Kya? Kunal ki mom bhi alcohol piti thi? #alcoholicdragon

Abir thinking: Maa aur Baba ko alcohol pasand tha? Lagta hai iss Sapan se main apne baba ka pata laga sakta hoon.

Shwet: Auntyji and alcohol? Revelation of the century! Yeh baat guruji ko batana padega.

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Ketki and Sourav are extremely drunk in another room.

Ketki: Sou... sou...sou...Sourav.... tum kitne pyaare ho (Touching his face)

Sourav: Aur tum kitni biryani ho...hehehe...hehe

Ketki: Hehehhehehehe....

Ketki's hand touches a nearby window. On touching it, she could feel it move.

Ketki: Yeh toh hil raha hai.

Sourav: Keeeetttttt.....ki..... mera toh pura duniya hil raha hai jab se tum meri zindagi mein aayi ho.... hehehe.

Ketki pushes it further and the window opens up completely.

Ketki: Yeh khulllllllll gaya!

Sourav sees.

Sourav: Hawwww... Am I dreaming? Ketiiii....pinch my butt.

Ketki pinches his butt.

Sourav: Oh My God... chalo..... bhagooo ....

Ketki: Haannnn... lekin pehle....mai...mai....mai....mai....mai....mai....Abir bhai..ko toh bata du?

Sourav: Nahi.. pagli.... chalo mere saath..

Both climb and get out of the window...they run and they reach a place which is pretty faraway from the godown.

Sourav: Mujhe bore ho raha hai.. Kuch inter...inter...inter...resting karte hai.

Ketki: Lekin kya?

Sourav: Ummmm....umm....Shaadi?

Uru, Aku, meen 🤗.. this is beyond fabulous.. overload of hilarious content peppered with amazing lingo 😆., hope you gals update this in the Nautanki thread ..God bless you all ❤️