Kalma/SehReem AT 19 "Malharji ki ek hi Patni hai uska nam Kalyani Rane - Page 43

Originally posted by: dusk2dawn

I live in Michigan. Sab se thanda in winters..🤣

Used to live in nyc for a year then moved here.

Nyc yaad mat karao want to go back..😭

Wish in a year or two we move back to nj or nyc.

Michigan there is some university I guess one of my cousin used to study there now he has moved somewhere else for job....

NYC garmi nahi hoti kya...

Originally posted by: kusharberry

mein toh poora ka poora cover karke bahar nikalti hai , my sis is like aur bhi kapda hai cupboard dedu kya

🤣

Arey cover kar ke hi haati thi but heat stroke aisa lagta ki ghar aa ke sab helmet n dupatta n gloves nikal ke full fan kar ke zameen pe let jaati thi..🤣

Originally posted by: kusharberry

mein toh poora ka poora cover karke bahar nikalti hai , my sis is like aur bhi kapda hai cupboard dedu kya

🤣

Aajkal mein bhi aise hi jaati hun while going office ... 🤣

Originally posted by: porankisrilata

Michigan there is some university I guess one of my cousin used to study there now he has moved somewhere else for job....

NYC garmi nahi hoti kya...

Michigan mein there are 2-3 unis.

Michigan uni has eastern , western and southern campuses

And one more is wayne state uni.

Nyc mein garmi hoti hai naah weather more like Mumbai in summertime.

But nyc lively tha just like hustle bustle of Mumbai we can go anywhere walking no need for car. Maza aata tha..

Idhar toh aisa lagta hai jaise gaanv mein aa gaye jungle types.. koi dikhta hi nahi except for summertime..

N without car you can not go anywhere. 😡

No public transportation.. 😡

Originally posted by: Vermilion

Suno sab Maine ik kalma scene imagine kiya. Plz tamatar mat marna I don't like tomatoes but ya you can throw cucumber or orange. I am big devotee of orange

So here is my crap imagination

At one day after all this drama is over. Here Mallu is searching for a new home in pune as he is transferred to pune. He decided to take Kallu, pillu, and anusar there and get rid of zoo.

Mallu and kallu talking to a agent

Mallu - Dekho sumit (agent) hame ek chota sa ghar chahiya par accha sa and agar vo kalyani ke college ke pass hua toh kya baat.

Sumit - Sir I will make a list of available home based on your priorities.

Mallu - Sumit yaha koi hotel hai. I have to join duty from tomorrow and so me and my wifey have to shift.

Sumit - Are you married sir.

Mallu - Haa par kyun puchan.

Sumit - Sir actually you know na married couple ko extra needs bhi hoti like strong beds , big bathtub and you know more. ( in low voice )

Kallu - Are bhaiya haa bed bada banawana and it should be strong .. Badi jarrorat padti hai aur bathtub bhi bada krna. Bathtub me enjoy Karna hota hai na..

Mallu - Kya bol rahi Ho kalyani 😡 . Chup raho kuch bhi bolti vapas boli na do doonga ghoomske. 😡

Kallu - Kya hooa Maine kya galat bola.. ( confuse tone)

Mallu - Chup

Sumit - Giggling ' Koi baat nahi sir , abhi abhi shaadi hooi hai na toh your wife is very excited for adventure.. Apki sabhi jarrorat ka khyal rakhenge..

Sumit - Aur mam you don't have to worry . We keep your words first.

Kallu - Haa bhaiya bada wala bad 🤣

Sumit - Off course mam

Mallu - Sumit jaoo yahan se ( itni joro se ghoorta hai na ki bechare ko Nani yaad aa gayi)

Within fraction of second he was vanish.

Mallu : Kya bol rahi tum

Kallu : Kuch nahi

Mallu : Strong wala bed kyun chaiye

Kallu : Are malhar ji apko toh pata hai kyun strong bed chaiye

Mallu : Kyun

Kallu : Are malhar ji abhi pillu chalega toh main uske saath pakdam pakdai khellongi. 😛

Mallu : Toh isliye bada bed chaiye tha 😒

Kallu : Haan toh apko kya laga.. Bataoo kya laga kuch aisa vaisa toh nahi socha tha 😡

Mallu : Nahi kalyani kuch dirty nahi socha tha. Yahi socha tha Jo tumne bola 🥺

Kallu : Nahi ap batao, what you think.... . Batao Mujhe. Main bhi toh janoo what you think.

Mallu : Kalyani I have some work . I have to go.

( he go outside room)

Kallu : Malhar ji samajhti hoo apko. Vo din bhi avenge par abhi nahi

Mallu ( outside the room) : Theek se pehle clear nahi Kar sakti thi. Pagli mil gayi Mujhe toh 😵

Aag dono taraf lagi hai ☺️

Batao sab kaisa hai yeh it was my fake order but genuine request

Wow neera.... Amazing... Ekdum kalma type....

Kallu ko bada air strong bed chahiye.... So bhi pillu ke saath khelne ke liye... Par acp ko lags uske saath khelne ke liye chahiye.... 🤣

But on serious note mallu should shift from AN ka zoo se to be at least his old house with kallu pillu and anusar....

Originally posted by: dusk2dawn

Arey cover kar ke hi haati thi but heat stroke aisa lagta ki ghar aa ke sab helmet n dupatta n gloves nikal ke full fan kar ke zameen pe let jaati thi..🤣

🤣mein toh cooler ki front mein post banega haa kitna tanda tanda cool feel hoti hai , aur shower bhi sukoon milta hai

Originally posted by: porankisrilata

Aajkal mein bhi aise hi jaati hun while going office ... 🤣

Originally posted by: Vermilion

Suno sab Maine ik kalma scene imagine kiya. Plz tamatar mat marna I don't like tomatoes but ya you can throw cucumber or orange. I am big devotee of orange

So here is my crap imagination

At one day after all this drama is over. Here Mallu is searching for a new home in pune as he is transferred to pune. He decided to take Kallu, pillu, and anusar there and get rid of zoo.

Mallu and kallu talking to a agent

Mallu - Dekho sumit (agent) hame ek chota sa ghar chahiya par accha sa and agar vo kalyani ke college ke pass hua toh kya baat.

Sumit - Sir I will make a list of available home based on your priorities.

Mallu - Sumit yaha koi hotel hai. I have to join duty from tomorrow and so me and my wifey have to shift.

Sumit - Are you married sir.

Mallu - Haa par kyun puchan.

Sumit - Sir actually you know na married couple ko extra needs bhi hoti like strong beds , big bathtub and you know more. ( in low voice )

Kallu - Are bhaiya haa bed bada banawana and it should be strong .. Badi jarrorat padti hai aur bathtub bhi bada krna. Bathtub me enjoy Karna hota hai na..

Mallu - Kya bol rahi Ho kalyani 😡 . Chup raho kuch bhi bolti vapas boli na do doonga ghoomske. 😡

Kallu - Kya hooa Maine kya galat bola.. ( confuse tone)

Mallu - Chup

Sumit - Giggling ' Koi baat nahi sir , abhi abhi shaadi hooi hai na toh your wife is very excited for adventure.. Apki sabhi jarrorat ka khyal rakhenge..

Sumit - Aur mam you don't have to worry . We keep your words first.

Kallu - Haa bhaiya bada wala bad 🤣

Sumit - Off course mam

Mallu - Sumit jaoo yahan se ( itni joro se ghoorta hai na ki bechare ko Nani yaad aa gayi)

Within fraction of second he was vanish.

Mallu : Kya bol rahi tum

Kallu : Kuch nahi

Mallu : Strong wala bed kyun chaiye

Kallu : Are malhar ji apko toh pata hai kyun strong bed chaiye

Mallu : Kyun

Kallu : Are malhar ji abhi pillu chalega toh main uske saath pakdam pakdai khellongi. 😛

Mallu : Toh isliye bada bed chaiye tha 😒

Kallu : Haan toh apko kya laga.. Bataoo kya laga kuch aisa vaisa toh nahi socha tha 😡

Mallu : Nahi kalyani kuch dirty nahi socha tha. Yahi socha tha Jo tumne bola 🥺

Kallu : Nahi ap batao, what you think.... . Batao Mujhe. Main bhi toh janoo what you think.

Mallu : Kalyani I have some work . I have to go.

( he go outside room)

Kallu : Malhar ji samajhti hoo apko. Vo din bhi avenge par abhi nahi

Mallu ( outside the room) : Theek se pehle clear nahi Kar sakti thi. Pagli mil gayi Mujhe toh 😵

Aag dono taraf lagi hai ☺️

Batao sab kaisa hai yeh it was my fake order but genuine request

🤣 bechara mallu kya kya sapna dekha kallu neh ek min mein uspeh paani phekha

Originally posted by: dusk2dawn

Michigan mein there are 2-3 unis.

Michigan uni has eastern , western and southern campuses

And one more is wayne state uni.

Nyc mein garmi hoti hai naah weather more like Mumbai in summertime.

But nyc lively tha just like hustle bustle of Mumbai we can go anywhere walking no need for car. Maza aata tha..

Idhar toh aisa lagta hai jaise gaanv mein aa gaye jungle types.. koi dikhta hi nahi except for summertime..

N without car you can not go anywhere. 😡

No public transportation.. 😡

I can understand... When I got married I shifted form Bangalore to puke for my hubby and that too we used to stay in out skirts of pune I got so irritated as Bangalore was so livly and outskirts of pune was like gaanv for me..

Originally posted by: porankisrilata

Wow neera.... Amazing... Ekdum kalma type....

Kallu ko bada air strong bed chahiye.... So bhi pillu ke saath khelne ke liye... Par acp ko lags uske saath khelne ke liye chahiye.... 🤣

But on serious note mallu should shift from AN ka zoo se to be at least his old house with kallu pillu and anusar....

Thanks di for liking my weirdo imagination .

Love you 🤗