Kalma/SehReem AT 19 "Malharji ki ek hi Patni hai uska nam Kalyani Rane - Page 42

Originally posted by: dusk2dawn

Where does she live I mean which state??

Agar south mein hoga like around cali n texas or Florida then toh unbearable summertime..🥵

Originally posted by: kusharberry

yaham temperature usseh zyada hai aysa lagti hai humeh roast karega raw , tandoori hogaa ekdum

i wish monsoon reach soon but monsoon seh bhi daar hai woh 2018 ka flood hum sabkuch chodke baagneh peh majboor hogayi thi

Yeah I know spent 25 years of my life there re.. 🤣

N usme bhi went out in 45 degrees summer heat during college cz humko only 15 days off milta tha summer mein n have done internship in summer time uss time pe toh mast haalat thi meri..🤣🥵

Driving Scooter for an hour in summer heat at noon 3-4 pm.. vatt lag jaati thi..

Ghar pe aake sidha zameen pe let jaati thi..🤣

Originally posted by: kusharberry

mein bhi foodie hoon i love all north indian stuff , my mom is like sasural jakkar kya karogi tum aysa waiseh harkat i won't have rice vagera aur raat ki khana and all

Even I love most of north Indian food.. And my hubby he likes authentic south Indian food... We eat like Bari Bari kabhi north Indian to Kabhi south indian..

I m basically from andhra but brought up in north so...north Indian food chutata hi nahi...

Originally posted by: kusharberry

aap NYC mein hai nah

I live in Michigan. Sab se thanda in winters..🤣

Used to live in nyc for a year then moved here.

Nyc yaad mat karao want to go back..😭

Wish in a year or two we move back to nj or nyc.

Originally posted by: dusk2dawn

Yeah I know spent 25 years of my life there re.. 🤣

N usme bhi went out in 45 degrees summer heat during college cz humko only 15 days off milta tha summer mein n have done internship in summer time uss time pe toh mast haalat thi meri..🤣🥵

Driving Scooter for an hour in summer heat at noon 3-4 pm.. vatt lag jaati thi..

Ghar pe aake sidha zameen pe let jaati thi..🤣

🤣

Originally posted by: dusk2dawn

I live in Michigan. Sab se thanda in winters..🤣

Used to live in nyc for a year then moved here.

Nyc yaad mat karao want to go back..😭

Wish in a year or two we move back to nj or nyc.

Originally posted by: dusk2dawn

Yeah I know spent 25 years of my life there re.. 🤣

N usme bhi went out in 45 degrees summer heat during college cz humko only 15 days off milta tha summer mein n have done internship in summer time uss time pe toh mast haalat thi meri..🤣🥵

Driving Scooter for an hour in summer heat at noon 3-4 pm.. vatt lag jaati thi..

Ghar pe aake sidha zameen pe let jaati thi..🤣

Same darshi.... Humare yaha to 365 days summer jaise hi Garmi hkti thi and us garmi me we use roam around and Now I can't bear that heat... Guess we are used to luxury so much now... When I was in college I used travel through public Transprt Now I can't take public transport there it's horrible Now....

Air tab AC bhi nahi tha Humane yaha I used to sit in front of cooler.... 😆

Suno sab Maine ik kalma scene imagine kiya. Plz tamatar mat marna I don't like tomatoes but ya you can throw cucumber or orange. I am big devotee of orange

So here is my crap imagination

At one day after all this drama is over. Here Mallu is searching for a new home in pune as he is transferred to pune. He decided to take Kallu, pillu, and anusar there and get rid of zoo.

Mallu and kallu talking to a agent

Mallu - Dekho sumit (agent) hame ek chota sa ghar chahiya par accha sa and agar vo kalyani ke college ke pass hua toh kya baat.

Sumit - Sir I will make a list of available home based on your priorities.

Mallu - Sumit yaha koi hotel hai. I have to join duty from tomorrow and so me and my wifey have to shift.

Sumit - Are you married sir.

Mallu - Haa par kyun puchan.

Sumit - Sir actually you know na married couple ko extra needs bhi hoti like strong beds , big bathtub and you know more. ( in low voice )

Kallu - Are bhaiya haa bed bada banawana and it should be strong .. Badi jarrorat padti hai aur bathtub bhi bada krna. Bathtub me enjoy Karna hota hai na..

Mallu - Kya bol rahi Ho kalyani 😡 . Chup raho kuch bhi bolti vapas boli na do doonga ghoomske. 😡

Kallu - Kya hooa Maine kya galat bola.. ( confuse tone)

Mallu - Chup

Sumit - Giggling ' Koi baat nahi sir , abhi abhi shaadi hooi hai na toh your wife is very excited for adventure.. Apki sabhi jarrorat ka khyal rakhenge..

Sumit - Aur mam you don't have to worry . We keep your words first.

Kallu - Haa bhaiya bada wala bad 🤣

Sumit - Off course mam

Mallu - Sumit jaoo yahan se ( itni joro se ghoorta hai na ki bechare ko Nani yaad aa gayi)

Within fraction of second he was vanish.

Mallu : Kya bol rahi tum

Kallu : Kuch nahi

Mallu : Strong wala bed kyun chaiye

Kallu : Are malhar ji apko toh pata hai kyun strong bed chaiye

Mallu : Kyun

Kallu : Are malhar ji abhi pillu chalega toh main uske saath pakdam pakdai khellongi. 😛

Mallu : Toh isliye bada bed chaiye tha 😒

Kallu : Haan toh apko kya laga.. Bataoo kya laga kuch aisa vaisa toh nahi socha tha 😡

Mallu : Nahi kalyani kuch dirty nahi socha tha. Yahi socha tha Jo tumne bola 🥺

Kallu : Nahi ap batao, what you think.... . Batao Mujhe. Main bhi toh janoo what you think.

Mallu : Kalyani I have some work . I have to go.

( he go outside room)

Kallu : Malhar ji samajhti hoo apko. Vo din bhi avenge par abhi nahi

Mallu ( outside the room) : Theek se pehle clear nahi Kar sakti thi. Pagli mil gayi Mujhe toh 😵

Aag dono taraf lagi hai ☺️

Batao sab kaisa hai yeh it was my fake order but genuine request

Originally posted by: porankisrilata

Even I love most of north Indian food.. And my hubby he likes authentic south Indian food... We eat like Bari Bari kabhi north Indian to Kabhi south indian..

I m basically from andhra but brought up in north so...north Indian food chutata hi nahi...

Originally posted by: porankisrilata

Even I love most of north Indian food.. And my hubby he likes authentic south Indian food... We eat like Bari Bari kabhi north Indian to Kabhi south indian..

I m basically from andhra but brought up in north so...north Indian food chutata hi nahi...

😆

We are also big time foodies ..😋

Humara ulta hai I am more of chatori crave for all chats n love south indian food too..

Mujhe Kuch bhi de do north indian, south indian, italian, mexican I am on for it but spicy hona chaahiye..

N hubs likes authentic south indian food.. n homemade gujju food..🤣

he studied there in karnataka so he loves South Indian food.😂