Welcome back to Behir banters and Mahirji ki one liners!

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Posted: 6 years ago
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😆How I missed his HILARIOUS lines!
He has a KNACK for saying truths in the most FUNNIEST way possible! 😆

It's SOOO good to see it back! And it's SOOO good to have Behir back to their bantering selves! 😳😆


Let's start with the gems Mahirji and Bela sprouted today:

Bela : Mahirji ye mere apne log hai main inse ladna nahi chahti

Mahirji: Waise main bhi tumhaara apna hoon, lekin mujhse toh bohot ladti ho

😆

Bela ne galat kiya... That's the soft spot of this already wounded tiger 😆 The emotions raging inside him must be fire and volcano but he delivers this line as cool as ice 😆

As soon as they apparate into human world:

Mahirji: Itna acha lag raha hai insaanon ki duniya mein aa ke... itna acha lag raha hai 😆

Bela : Mera naaglok bhi itna...

Mahirji: Bohot buraa tha...at least mere liye! Bohot hi zyaada bura tha!

😆😆😆

How adorably HUMAN! And how adorably Bela was offended too 😆


Bela: Main saanpon ki language samajhti hoon...

Mahiji: Oh you mean kissing...uhhh Hissing sounds...

😆😆😆

DID HE JUST SAY THAT?!!! Have I heard it RIGHT?😲😆 Please CONFIRM IT PEEPS!



Mahirji was totally in TOP FORM during KKHH promotion scenes... Him hiding in the boot of the car was a such a cute scene in itself on top of that Behir having their usual banter in THAT situation 😆

Bela: So Ananya is Rohit's wife and Poonam is his ex-wife, right?!

Mahirji: How do you know? Woh bhi Naagin hai kya?

Bela: Very funny!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was THE BEST line in the show tonight!!!! OMG! How I MISSED him and him throwing sarcastic bombs at everything when he is bugged! 🤣


Mahirji: Auratein hoti hi ziddi hai... kahan sunti hai...apni hi karti hai humesha...

Bela: We are talking about Ananya here, right?

Mahirji: Haan main kaunsi tumhaari baat kar raha hoon...main ussi ki baat kar raha hoon... ADIYAL DIL BIWI KI!

Bela: Yeh pyaar bhi naa, pehle dil ka dard banta hai phir sar ka dard banta hai!

🤣🤣🤣

It was all the more funny to see him deliver these crouching in the CAR BOOT!!! 🤣🤣🤣


I mean GUYS! You were DYING to be together! And what do we get when you MEET?

M: "I am still IRRITATED with you!"

B: " So am I"

Like HELL!

But welcome BACK BEHIR ki banters!!! HOW much did we MISS it!!! Their smart lines to each other!!!


And finally,

Mahirji to Bela : Ummm..ummm...ummm...ubbb...uhhh...tccchhh...chhh... You can shape shift?!
🤣🤣🤣

And LMAO! @ Paraaya mard ko hug kiya! 🤣 Bela was sooo right to call it out as funny and filmy!!! 🤣


When Bela apparates with him again:

Mahirji: " Ye acha tarikha hai travel karne ka, quite fast, huh?"

😆😆😆


Oh dayum! Welcome back, we love you, you fool! 😆

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Posted: 6 years ago
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Originally posted by: crusty

😆How I missed his HILARIOUS lines!
And how I missed replying to your equally HILARIOUS posts!

Bela : Mahirji ye mere apne log hai main inse ladna nahi chahti

Mahirji: Waise main bhi tumhaara apna hoon, lekin mujhse toh bohot ladti ho

😆
That simple line conveyed so many things!

1. He wants to lighten up bela's mood, she obviously is upset and he immediately wants to uplift her spirit
2. She said "mere apne log" referring to naaglok beings,so, his possessive ladoos obviously want to subtly establish that he too, is her apna
3. He just wants to flirt with the woman he loves!

Yeah cools as ice😆 just like dabi hui chingari pe pani gira hua😆



Mahirji: Itna acha lag raha hai insaanon ki duniya mein aa ke... itna acha lag raha hai 😆

Bela : Mera naaglok bhi itna...

Mahirji: Bohot buraa tha...at least mere liye! Bohot hi zyaada bura tha!

😆😆😆

We all agree that this is the unexpected behir conversation we didn't knew we needed till now!! Cutest thing everrr to cute!

How adorably HUMAN! And how adorably Bela was offended too 😆
So adorable


Bela: Main saanpon ki language samajhti hoon...

Mahiji: Oh you mean kissing...uhhh Hissing sounds...

😆😆😆
The man is just been apparated back to earth surface with a powerful crystal which is highly wanted, he just heard his wife warning him about a potential threat and eavesdroppers, he just realized his wife is a fluent parseltongue, his first reaction ?
To make serpentine PUNS!!!!!!
Mahirji: 😎
Bela's face🤣 yes this, I have missed 🥱

Bela: So Ananya is Rohit's wife and Poonam is his ex-wife, right?!

Mahirji: How do you know? Woh bhi Naagin hai kya?

Bela: Very funny!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣



Bela was all like yeah so charming and witty now let's get on with it!
Also his use of the snake terms so casually in almost every conversation is a subconscious display of his acceptance of her and her naaglok as a package deal.


Mahirji: Auratein hoti hi ziddi hai... kahan sunti hai...apni hi karti hai humesha...

Bela: We are talking about Ananya here, right?

Mahirji: Haan main kaunsi tumhaari baat kar raha hoon...main ussi ki baat kar raha hoon... ADIYAL DIL BIWI KI!

Mahirji back
Bela:so emotional and happy
10mins with his stubborn laddoos
Bela: Yeh pyaar bhi naa, pehle dil ka dard banta hai phir sar ka dard banta hai!

🤣🤣🤣




And finally,

Bela: let me just save another awkward confession regarding how I can shapeshift into other people and let mahirji see it for himself, quickly shapeshits in front of him to and fro

Mahirji to Bela : Ummm..ummm...ummm...ubbb...uhhh...tccchhh...chhh... You can shape shift?!

Bela (worried, if this is a deal breaker for him): ab naraz hain?

Mahirji: bohot naraz hoon, you hugged that man!!!!!

Omg!!!! That was so mahirji of him😆

And LMAO! @ Paraaya mard ko hug kiya! 🤣 Bela was sooo right to call it out as funny and filmy!!! 🤣

"Acha nahi ho raha possessive" wale possessive mahirji at his finest!



When Bela apparates with him again:

Mahirji: " Ye acha tarikha hai travel karne ka, quite fast, huh?"

😆😆😆

Bela:thinking "is this man for real?!"🤪


Oh dayum! Welcome back, we love you, you fool! 😆

Edited by fibrinogen9 - 6 years ago
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Ohh crusty😆👏...waah waah😆APNE MAAHIRJI VAPAS AA GAYE🥳
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Posted: 6 years ago
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True missed their banters like hell...😆😆
Jab saat nahi hote toh miss karte hai ek dusre ko jab saat ho toh inki nok-jhok shuru ho jaati hai...😆
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Posted: 6 years ago
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The very first conversation after meeting Bela, he started with his one-liners 😆
His reaction to shape-shifting 😆
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Cru missed your posts!!! I love the sarcastic cru, but I love this one way more .

RES
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Today mahir ji was on fire magical emotional land 😆
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Crusty ji you too are back to your entertaining self. 🤣 we miss this part of you too, you fool😛 🤣
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Awesome post crusty👏
Hamare Maahirji waapas aa gaye
Missed him so badly.😭
BeHir ki cute nok-jhok is what I like the most
There we can see the love they have for each other😳
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Welcome back to u too Crusty ji...😃Mahir ji k sath sath u too are in top form... missed ur funny posts...Our own Mahir ji kal came back with a BANG...serious face banake kab kya one liner chod de pata hi nehi chalta...😆And Bela bhi Jaise Mahir ko vapas pake was back to her naagrani form...loved their banter...God missed that so much...vaise Mahir ne jab Kaha ki main bhi to apna hu mujhse to ladti ho...I think Bela was abt to say something like apki baat alag hai ap mere pati ho types...Baat adhuri rahe gayi coz of naags...

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