Happy Birthday to blood sucker rakthpipasu now known as theBoyWonder

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@Maharani69

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Posted: 7 years ago

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Posted: 7 years ago

It is our favorite naagin's birthday!!! (or it was but please ignore my tardiness!) I still remember when he was a baby snake, barely hissing, barely inspired by his favorite Mouni Roy. When he was young and naive and lacked grey hair (he will tell you he still lacks it but he's aging!! It's budhapa time nobody believes you naagin). Now I see him all grown up, spilling zeher into our lives everyday and I am so proud. I know I bully you a lot (but you give me back in kind, maybe worse so it's ok) but I really, really am ever so thankful to have known you for so long. I love our nok jhoks and fights and your constant need to dato me into studying and my constant need to spam you with all the things that annoy you and I wouldn't give it away for anything. I hope you had a great day today and I hope you have great year henceforth. I hope that you send me lots of home made brownies. I know you won't but I'm hoping for so many things here what's one more huehue. Wishing you lots of happiness and Zain loving, our personal Komolika.

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ya ya girl

@Maharani69

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Posted: 7 years ago

1) Condition your female friends into thinking that their ultimate goal in life is to look after saas sasur and dabao their feet.

2) Force said friends into learning how to cook, because ultimate aim in life is to cook tasty khaana for to be pati shree.

3) Scare those poor friends into thinking their life will be dedicated to fighting their saas evil attempts at separating them from patidev.

4) Don't encourage them to become so liberal that they want to turn into

feminists, instead teach the naive souls that sexism is the way of life.

5) Constantly taunt and name call them to fulfil your naagin desires.

6) Torture by forcing your favourite ghatiya BB contestants, and favourite faltu tv actors on them.

7) Remind them constantly that women are inferior, and weaker to mighty men (then slyly changing your stance to- mera woh matlab nahi tha 😭).

8) Mock their achievements and never let them feel any ounce of happiness even for a second.

9) Shock them into believing that you're not messing around because you cannot let them see your sweet, rather protective, & hating kids yet flipping over cute Nell and Luke while watching Hill house side.

10) Don't be an ash. Win for them.

With special inputs from Brillz. Rest can be mailed to those interested by none other than yours truly- the poison spewing Naagin.

Silliness aside, I know you'll always have our back Naagin (if only to stab and strangle us from behind). :') <3