Plan an exit for BB contestants: Season 12 edition

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454573

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Posted: 7 years ago

#11

It was another day

Morning song ...

mere mann yeh bate de toh

kis ore chala hai tu

kya paaya nahi tune

kya dhondh raha hai tu

jo hai...

mitwaaa

neha is dancing...

on the line mitwaaa

neha spreads arms like shahruk khan

urvashi who was on the right side suddenly falls on the ground

deepak blames neha...he says that the sweating smell from neha made urvashi faint...

he accuses that neha is unhygenic

neha and deepak fights

inner haiwaan in neha wakes up ...she slaps deepak

who falls and now is on floor besides urvashi

BB announces immediate eviction of Neha

as Neha is taken by security

urvashi is heard mumbling

didi logon ne hamre saath eee kyun kia...

deepak is still unconscious

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Dia Singh

@diasingh2

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+ 2

Posted: 7 years ago

#12

OMG..😆🤣

Funniest post of this season.

If only thia type of eviction was feasible. 😆

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454573

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Posted: 7 years ago

#13

Neha is in jail

She goes inside jail bathroom

A capsule ejects from the jail bathroom and goes out of the house

Another capsule is fitted back in

people in jail open the door and they see nothing

camote basin lota are all there...

only thing missing is neha

capsule had sanitary fittings fixed and was placed in a empty room with 4 walls

neha comes out of capsule...bb teams gives her a sandwich pluse juice ka dabba with straw and puts her on uber towards her hotel

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pallavi

@behindyou

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+ 4

Posted: 7 years ago

#14

Originally posted by: Dr.Hippopotamus

It was a normal morning in BB

Urvashi after doing jhadoo and taking permission of Deepak went out to relax...on Jhula

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im9EVyKLEkU[/YOUTUBE]

she was going to and fro slowly...

suddenly she notices that speed picks up...but how can that be..she is not pushing harder..

but jhula was in momentum

aaji sunte ho...deepak...hiyaan aao...jaldi...

deepak runs...kyaa hai re ... hum sandaas mein the...

acha haath tho dho liya na

haan ponnch liyen hain...tum bolo..yeh kaahe ko itne speed mein jhul rahi ho

hum ko nahii maloom..sasura khud hi phudak raha hai

acha...jor se pakre rakhio..hum big boss say baat karat hain

BB...humri urvashi ka jhula gadhay ki tarhan dulatiya mar raha hai

speed is not slowing..

deepak comes in front to stop it

but urvashi's laat hits him and he is in pool

deepak from their shout naahi chorna rasi ko...majbooti say pakar rahe

urvashi tightly holds.

but swing is really fast now

back and front

urvashi aint going anywhere..she has grabbed the rassi

suddenly the rassi detaches from the top...it was being controlled

urvashi was on front swing when that happened...

now she is scooped in air...she is flying

she goes over the top of deepak...

deepak jumps at full height..

she tries to give her hand...all while flying in air

instead her hands ends up giving chapat on deepak's bald head

she is now over the wall

10 people are standing outside with razaai and kambal who catches her

she is safe

BB announcement: BB aap ko batana chaatein hain ke Uravshi evict ho chuki hain...urvashi ne deepak kay liye yeh gaana bheeja hai

bin saajan jhula jholon
yeh vaad kaise bholon

😆 Hippo!! thanks for the laugh 😳 I was laughing through out post

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Dedhshana

@Dedhshana

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Posted: 7 years ago

#15

Shree is angry on Surbhi for challenging him..

Shree hoga apne ghar pe..she is shouting at the top of her voice.

Shree's BP is shooting up..140/90..160/100

Main isko thappad mar doonga..shree is barking

Out of nowhere Dipika emerges..Shree please ruko shree..

Shree runs in slow-motion towards the door.

I want to get out..open the door..kholo

KV rushes to the scene

Shree mat kar..tujhe meri kasam..

The door unexpectedly opens..

Shree is being pulled outside..Dipika and KV run and try to pull Shree inside..

Kheecha-tani happens for a good five minutes..

But the Force in the outside direction is bigger and so the displacement is outwards..

Shree is evicted

Dipika and KV do..kya kya kya..with camera zooming on their face...

Dipika starts crying phoot phoot ke..

KV says in a sad voice...Ja dost jeele apni zindagi..

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454573

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Posted: 7 years ago

#16

Originally posted by: Dedhshana
Shree is angry on Surbhi for challenging him..
Shree hoga apne ghar pe..she is shouting at the top of her voice.
Shree's BP is shooting up..140/90..160/100
Main isko thappad mar doonga..shree is barking
Out of nowhere Dipika emerges..Shree please ruko shree..
Shree runs in slow-motion towards the door.
I want to get out..open the door..kholo
KV rushes to the scene
Shree mat kar..tujhe meri kasam..
The door unexpectedly opens..
Shree is being pulled outside..Dipika and KV run and try to pull Shree inside..
Kheecha-tani happens for a good five minutes..
But the Force in the outside direction is bigger and so the displacement is outwards..
Shree is evicted
Dipika and KV do..kya kya kya..with camera zooming on their face...
Dipika starts crying phoot phoot ke..
KV says in a sad voice...Ja dost jeele apni zindagi..

sree was inside secret room

there he is shown footage of how dual faced makkar neha is

sree breaks the room door and comes back inside the house

shouts nehaaa

neha climbs the tree

four kawaay attacks her

she jumps back inside house

kaway call for renforcement

10 more kaway comes over neha

all 14 grab her and pull her in air and throw her out of the house...

she is evicted

sreesanth is back in the gam

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454573

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Posted: 7 years ago

#17

Salman Khan has entered the house

Neha saw it as an opportunity to revive her flop career as an actress. She wanted to perform a pole dance that would be remembered for ages. She wanted to create so much passion that even haiwaan in pole would wake up let alone salman khan.

All are sitting ..pole is in the center

Music starts ...tip tip barsa paani..paane ne aag lagayi

Neha was dressed in shorts...

She starts performing...going up and down ..on pole...rotating ...360

Salman is impressed...Deepak is on floor...

Due to her superb weight training..she reached at top of the pole...

and now it was time to slide down...like a snake...classical pole move

as she was coming down..

pole itself started lifting off..maybe its haiwaan waking up

neha was coming towards the ground

pole was leaving the ground

pretty soon ple was in air like a rocket whole neha was wrapped around it

like a phuljari...pole was circling the house

neha was circling as well

suddenly pole takes a steady turn and heads out of the house ..

meha had no choice

her calm and assertive personality decided to jump on the tree

she takes a leap and jumps and is now hanging from the tree

unfortunately tree is outside the house premises

she can still do it

by swinging action she can swing her way back into the house

but when she looks back..pole is about to hit her back side

she gives up and lands outside the house ...

meanwhile pole loses battery and lands in the house ..on top of deepak bald head

Bb announces that Neha has successfully landed outside the house and has become the first women to fly a rocket.

Edited by Dr.Hippopotamus - 7 years ago

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454573

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Posted: 7 years ago

#18

Surbhi and Sreesanth were in Sultani Akhada

The wrestling match was first today...Sreesanth wins and gains a point.

Now shouting match was second. There were 2 points for it

Both started and it was a fierce verbal match

Sreesanth was struggling because of his Hindi and soft nature

Surbhi raana was in full volume..she was dominating ...

Sreesanth had given up

Surbhi then in an exclamation mark said UPAR WAALE NE MUJHE GALA DIYA HAI..UNCHI AWAAJ DI HAI...MAIN BOLON GI

as soon as she reached a climax ...the floor opens and Surbhis ends in the hole...and thru hole slides her way out of the house

BB had installed a sound sensitive gutter dhakkan which got triggered after a certain sound level was reached...at dialogue MAIN BOLON GI...surbhi crossed that and hence exited through the hole

Sreesanth walks back...in his usual calm manner

Edited by Dr.Hippopotamus - 7 years ago