Originally posted by: Dr.Hippopotamus
Dayaan has rejected proposal I brought for her...EG
Anyone else interested?- In summer you can make rotis on his head..just asked him to stand outside for 1 hour in heat..when he comes back..put a tava on his head...and make rotis..no dont put on his head directly ...i am hygenic..his head will form a solid base for tavaa- u can use him as paper weight...put the book on table and ask him to sit on chair with his head on the book..just dont put it in large books..its empty so only use it for light books- as dayaan suggested play tabla- draw a map of earth on his head ...use him as gps- when u r in anger u can give chappats on his head..to release stress- put him in a box with only head outside..place setup in lawn..it will attract murghabi...she will think its her egg..capture the murghabi for thanks giving dinner- if chutiya grows on the back..he can be used as satellite dish to catch over the air channelsfeel free to mention other benefits
