Nach Baliye Jodi''
So here r songs for Telly Jodi's. No real couples, as reality too is
fake most of the time when they face the camera:)reel surely looks
more real sometimes:)
KSBKBT:
Tulsi & Mihir..dance..When Tulsi is around Mihir looks completely in
background, We search he is in on the ground or behind her back:)
Patli kamar chikna badan tirchhi nazar hai,Masti bhari teri baali umar
hai......(this song in from jungle..tulsi mata will look stunning..or
cunning..hehehe)
HOTEL KINGSTON:
Vish & Sheliyee..in their conference room...HOtel Kingstons really
looking Hot.
Koyi nahin hai kamre mein, kya haseen mila hai pal,Aaj sharaarat karne
do, kaam baaki karenge kal,Jaao baaba jaao, aise na behkaaoHosh mein
aa jaao, paagal na bano tum, shikdum shikdum (..ufff kya scene hoga)
SPECIAL SQUAD:
Aryan & Deepika..When deepika wants to solve the case and aryan just
wants to hang around in the Special Squad with her..
Dilbara eh dilbara, apun ki tu, apan tera,Tujhse dil lagaaun, main bhi
family banaaun..Ab yehi toh bas iraada hai mera...(hmmdilbara....ya
deepika...???boxer aur ajay ney gana choose kiya honga)
SATH PHERE:
Saloni....searching the guy whos singing for her this song........
Savali Saloni, teri jheel si ankhen , In mey na jane kahan kho gaya
hai mera dil... (his naem should be salona...then she can sing..salona
sa sajan hai..aur main hoon..)
KGGK:
Parvati lighting the Diya in front of Om's snap....Hmm...She is lost
in herself ...isko koi chup karoo...
Tere liye, ham hain jiye, honton ko siye, Tere liye, ham hain jiye,
har aansoo piye, Dil mein magar, jalte rahe, chaahat ke diye,Tere
liye, tere liye ....(Om ka bhi duplicate mangvaoo..)
YEH MERI LIFE HAI:
Pooja & Ashmit....ab asmit ka pagalpan..ronit ka akelapan..who r the
settled one in the life story...
Ankhiyaan lada ladaayegi,Batiyaan badha badhaayegi,Teri meri jodi gar
set ho jaayegi, set ho jaayegiSaade naal aayegi to,Saade naal aayegi
to life ban jaayegi....(life to set ho jayegii..ya life ki setting
hiljayegii..poor ronit...????)
SIDDHANT:
Siddhant & Navya. Navya is trying her best to make him dance , giving
jhatkas & matkas..
Tumhari adao pe main vari vari,har ek baat hain jaise ,meethi
karaari,tumhari adao pe main vari vari,haa....(lawyer ki baatein aur
meethi???)
MILEE:
Millee & Rahul. Rahul is getting worried with her junglee dance. She
stares at him with anger for laughing at her dance.
Sherni yeh aankhen tumhari,kya gazab hai pyari pyari,makhmali yeh roop
tumhara,aahiqui ban jaye humari,pata pata dali dali sab kare yeh
sawal,bekhabar is dhadkanon ka pootch na tu haal,is kaal kaal main hum
kare dhamal.(both dancing ..the stage with be damaged by their nautanki)
SAARRTHI:
Arjun & Bhoomika....they just look so cute...especiallu
bhoomi..arjun's bhawri..
Arre bholi si soorat aankhon mein masti door khadi sharmaaye ,Ay hayEk
jhalak dikhlaaye kabhi kabhi aanchal mein chhup jaaye,Ay hay,Meri
nazar se tum dekho to yaar nazar vo aaye..( ohhh..if Bhoomika itna
sharmayegi..to Arjun kissi aur ko dekhna shuru karega..)
KUMKUM:
kumkum & Sumit. They seem so confortable & close to each
other..ohh..sab ke mann mey kuch kuch hota hai...
Aye ho meri zindagi me tum bahar banke,Mere dil me yuhi rahena tum
pyar pyar banke,Ankho me tum base ho sapne hazar banke, Mere dil me
yuhi rahena tum pyar pyar banke...(itnee chemistry to real mey bhi
really nahi ho sakti..ehehhe)
REMIX:
Yuvi & Anvesha with them Tia & Ranveer:
ek din ek pal ek janiya,ek din ek pal ek janiya,aaj hain kal phir udd
jainiya,udd janiya,aa mil jaa phir gale, haste haste,salaam namaste
...(the most hottest & trendy couples ..i guesss..)
KAVYANJALI:
Kavya & Anjali..dancing as if they r anjanee...she is constantly
looking at Nitya and her tandav in her seat...
duniyaa kare sawaal to hum kyaa jabaab de,tum kaun ho khayaal to hum
kyaa jabaab de,poochhe koee ke dil ko kahaa chhod aaye ho,kis kis se
apanaa rishtaa-ye-jaan jod aaye hainn,mushkil ho arja-ye-haal to hum
kyaa jabaab de...( dukhi atma..better show nitya tandav then their
rona dhona....khona pana...)
ASTITVA:
Abhi in doctor get up..simran is blind so he is taking care of nursing
home...
M bole to bole to bole to bole to,M bole to master main master,B bole
to bole to bole ,B bole to bindaas doctor,B bole to bole to bole to
bole toB bole to be-misaal actor,S bole to bole to bole to bole toS
bole to,S bole to shana character,munna bahi mbbs...
JJKN:
Jassi/jessica/neha..& Armaan. Armaan calling her . She busy and cant
understand her name portfolio & whos her the lead opposit her.
Soniya dil se mila de dil,Soniya dil se mila de dil,Just chill, chill,
just chill,Bairiyaan dil se mila de,Bairiyaan dil se mila de dil,Just
chill, chill, just chill,Hum bhi tere aashiq hain ,Kabhi tu humse bhi
aa ke mil.(bechara armaan...)
KKUSUM:
Abhay & Kkusum. Which abhay & which kkusum with whom..so much
confusion,kaun hai.All old & new actors playing have come in...
jaane jaanaa o jaane jaanaa,jab jab teri soorat dekhooN,pyaar saa dil
mein jaage,ho teri taraf hi, dil mujhe khinche ,kyaa tu meraa
laage,kaun saa ye bandhan hai ,ye kaisaa apnaapan hai.. (soorat mat
dekho..seerat to bilkul mat dekho..yeh kkusum.)
TIMEBOMB:
Varun & Roma...Timebomb mey yeh kya lovestory...walkietalkie prop use
kiya...
Gori gori, gori gori, gori gori,Kabhi kabhi, kahin kahin, chori chori,
Chhup chhup ke tum mila karo,Pyaari pyaari baatein waatein kiya
karo,Par yun na milna kisise kabhi hamaare siwa..(he must be talking
abt Sejpal..i think..)
KAHIIN TO HOGA:
Sujal & Kashish dance but as Sujal is gayab ..kashish dances with
Sujal's snap in the background without the garland u see..
Agar zindagi Ho tere Sang ho, Agar maut ho to woh ho tujhse pehley
Balmaa...Balmaa........(did we see someone with his nose job done
coming but been stopped by rajeevians)
KZK:
Prerna & Anuraag standing with a red dupatta..bajaj comes in between
sings...
Yeh laal rang kab mujhe chhodega ,Mera gham kab talak mera dil todega.
Prerna thrwon the red dupatta & brings white dupatta, and for whom she
is singing is our guess..
Na Peela Na Neela Na Kala Na Gora,Abhi Hai Dupatta Mera Kora Kora,Mera
Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole,Agar Kare Dil Tera,Aa Rang De Dupatta Mera Aa
Rang De Dupatta Mera.(???? which colour..white tooo...nahi..not
another death, set & go....)
Who is the winner...then first let me tell u the judges..I,Me,
Myself..:):):)(bhoomi)
Votes have already been recvd...though they r for charity ..I dont
take that gurantee...So the winners r ..!! rr!!
The page cannot be uploaded because of the technical popularity threat
of the respective characters.
No offence meant. I am sorry if I hurt anyone. Its purely for fun.
HAPPY DIWALI & EID TO ALL OF U.KEEP SMILING ALWAYS:)
with luv
BHOOMI
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