Akhira sharam se hai lal .. sasurji ka aur bura hai haal

You can treat it as a separate OS or another part of my previous OS "Sasurji aye sasural, puchhne Akhira ke haal"

Background: Ballav is staying in Devina mansion to keep an eye on Akhira relationship.

Ira called Akhilesh in the night. Ballav is in deep sleep after having the milk with a small dose of sleeping pill.

I: So gaye...

A: nehi to ...soe hote to aap kea hamre bhut se baat kar rahe hai ... kahe ph kia is waqt .. aur abhi chacha ji jag gaye to ... aur aap abhi tak soe kahe...

I: areey re re stop stop ...uff kitne saru ho tum ... kaha to itne rat gay ek ledki ne tumhe ph kia ... kuchh mithhi baaten wate karo ... tumhe bahat kuchh training dena parega

A: arrey ye ledki kaha se aa gayi bich me ..

I: hain ... ledki kaha se matlab ... to main kaun hu ...

A: aap to hamari Ira ji hai ... matlab Ira ji hai ...

I: hya to main ledki nehi hu keya ... oh achha samjhi main to hani hu hani ... hanikarak...

A: nehi nehi ye aap kea bol rahe hai ... aap to ... hanitarak hai ... jo mere jindegi se sare hani ko dur bhagati hai ... aap to (Akhilesh stopped for a while)

I: Main to ... kaisi hu main ...

A: aap to 1942 ek lub estory wali wo gane jaisi hai ... jaisa khilta gulab jaise sandal ...

I: achha achha samjhi (Ira shied and her face lit up with a big smile)

Both are silent...

A: aise hi muskarate rahiyega ... aap pe bahat bhabta hai ...

Ira was pleseantly surprised.

I: ... wah wah ... Akhilesh Gussa Pandey aap to fir se ekdam shayar ban gaye ... hmm..

I: achha isse pehle ke apki shayari me kho jau ... ek baat meri dhyan se suno ... maine Devina madam ko dekha hai hamare kamre ke aaspas ghum rahi thi ... to tum dhyan rakhna pappa ka aur unke makeup ka bhi... samjhe na

A: ji.. Ira ji

When Ira entered in Pushpa's room.

P: e bitiya kal se ek kam karna ... tum do hanso ka joda na apna bistar chhat pe hi laga lena ... to fir rat ko kuchhu der to so sakogi na ... ha ..

Ira was so embarrassed, she hugged her

I: Nehi nehi isse achha hai main aap ko hi nind ki goli de du aur yehi baith ke jitney der chahe baat karu .. ha

P: Orrey badmash... chalo aab sui jao ...

In the morning as per Ira's advice Ballav is with make up all the time and accidentally he went for bath with the getup and all his false getup things are ruined. Now he is in deep trouble that how can he come out of the room. He tried to call Ira but find that her phone is in that room only as when in the morning Ira came to give tea she left the phone there. He slowly moves out of the room and tried to look for Ira but ... Devina is coming and OMG Devina saw him and he ran back to the room and Devina was like ... who is this man cant be Irawati's father as he had no beard & mustache. Devina was astonished but not sure what she saw, how can Mr. Desai run as he is injured, but sense there is definitely something fishy. She paused few minutes to think. Ballav called Akhilesh though he is not at all happy that for him Akhilesh will go near Ira but can't help it either.

B: Jara Ira ko phone do jaldi

A: Keya hua chacha ..

B: Ira ko bulao jaldi..

A: ji ji

While Akhilesh was going towards Ira who is in the kitchen Devina came almost running there and looking for Pushpa, Ira told she is in the garden Devina went for the garden, Ira received the phone.

I: arrey pappa ... kea karte ho aap ... ek minute ek minute... aap kamre me hi rahiye ...nehi nehi bathroom me rahiye aur darwaja khula rakh dijiye ...matlab koi bhi kamre me aye to aap jaldi se bathroom me chale jaiyega... hum ... main aa rahi hu... aur please pappa kuchh bhi ho jae bahar mat nikaliega... please please

Akhilesh jaldi se mere pichhe aao ... jaldi

A: kyun kea hua

I: jaise bol rahi hu jaldi aao.. and Ira started moving towards the stairs and Akhilesh is behind her ... she ran a little and then they both settle themselves in the upper stairs.. Devina is coming with Pushpa saw Akhira running to upstairs... Devina gestures towards Pushpa ... but they stopped as Akhira is sitting closely in the upper half of the stairs.

Akhilesh not able to understand what is happening actually and Ira is thinking fast.

I: kea pandey ji moti ba thik kehte hai aap din ba din badmash hote ja rahe hai... mujhe kahe yeha khich laye.

Akhilesh silently asking what is happening Ira comes very close to Akhilesh and said about the mothers.

A: oh ..ho ho..

I: Kea oh ho... kea kan me bolenge... niche amma upar mere pappa ... isi lie hum yeha baithe hai ..

(as usual Pushpa enjoying her Do hanso ka joda's romance & Devina frustrating)

I: Lekin pappa to kamre me hai hi nehi ... kuchh der pehle hi Lakhhan chacha ke sath unhe park me bheja hai... aap jake baad me leke ana.

Akhilesh understood that somehow Ira wants to show that her father is not in the house.

A: to chalie kamre me chalte hai ...

I:abhi.. (naughty smiles) achha chalie

They went for the room by holding hands, Ira kept the door slightly opened as she knows very well that if they close the door now Devina will continue her vigilance but if she can make Pushpa trust that no one is there in the room then for now the emergency can be averted.

I: ek minute pandey ji..

Ira took her phone and started messaging Bhavik to arrange for another set of getup quickly and inform when its done. Akhilesh standing there waiting for Ira to finish but he needs to do some acting now, so he goes to Ira and now he is standing exactly behind Ira so the three mute spectators can see only Akhilesh & imagine what ever they want.

A: kea Ira ji hum kea aapko idhar phone ke sath khelne ke lie layen hai

Ira felt Akhilesh's breathe on her neck and shivered a little.

I: to fir kis lie layen hai ...

A: aapko nehi pata kis lie

I: nehi to ...

Akhilesh puts his arms on Ira's shoulder and looking straight at Ira, Ira was awkward,

A: batate hai pehle darwaja to bandh kar le ...

I: aha ha ha ... mere filmy hero niche mujhe bahat kam para hai ... jane do mujhe..

A: Areey Ira ji dui pal hamare sath bhi baith lia kijiye ...

I: kea baat hai achanak aap itne romantic kyun ho rahe hai ... Par pandey ji

(Ballav was thinking how come he is still standing in one piece, how can his heart still works fine and didn't have an attack seeing Akhira doing a romantic act infront fo him. He was about to get out of the bathroom but Ira was all alert keeping an eye on the bathroom)

Nehiii ... nehi nehi sochiyega bhi mat bahar aane ke lie ... matlab ke jane ke lie ... hum baithte hai na thodi der sath sath ... kam to hota hi rahega .. khali aap gussa matlab ke dukhi mat hona ...

A: Dhyanyabad Ballav chacha ...

I: kea...

A: nehi matlab ke itni achhi aur pyari beti ko palne ke lie ..

Ira smiles. Akhilesh thought to do something so that mothers go away quickly for now. He pulls Ira towards him and holding her by the arm. Ira was surprised.

Suddenly he cupped her face and as if he is about to kiss her but whispers, she was lost in his eyes for a moment and Akhilesh was trying hard to not forget about the situation and lose control...

A: aab keya kare ...

Ira was pushing him towards the door slowly and finally closed the door saying

I: pehle darwaja ...

Akhira were panicking and Ballav came out and as expected knock on the door Devina is here, she is calling for Akhilesh.

A: aab ...

Ira was trying to think about something then he pushed both Akhilesh and Ballav into the washroom then untidy the bed a little and opened the door half so that Devina can't come in and Ira's behavior was like Akhira were disturbed inbetween some private moments. As always Devina somehow pushed the door opened and Pushpa was happy & embarrassed both seeing the bed & Ira, stands there mute.

D: where is Glu beta

I: wo to ...

D: yes tell me where is he

After a while...

I: o nani ba pandey ji toilet gaye hai... (with awkward and shy expression and in a very low tone hesitantly with lowered head) aur unhe thoda time lagega andar.

D: thik hai main rukhti hu ...aaa

Pushpa by then pull her out of the room

D: what pushpa ...

P: Arrey saas ho tum saas ... kea bol rahe the aur kar rahe the hya ...jawan bahu bete ke kamre me aise koi jata hai keya ...

D: what do you mean by that ... oh ... kea kehna chahti ho..

P: kea tum chhoti bachhi ho kea ... tin tin bachho ki amma ... tum aise achanak apne jawan bete bahu ke kamre me jaogi aur ...(smiles) arrey unka kachhu kam ho sakta hai apas me... tum aise hi badha dal die ho ... o re mori ganga maiya ... isse jyada aab kea bole hum tumko ... aur tumhri mati mari gayi hai ... agar dulhain ke bapu kamre me hote to Gullu aur dulhain aise ... again smiles and leaves from there...

D: what is all this young men and ... OMG .. I have disturbed Glu beta in between ...oo

Devina also feels embarrassed now.

Still Devina decided to keep an eye that when and if Ballav really comes from outside.

Ira was also so embarrassed almost red faced and was thinking what are the things Akhira are doing ... how come she will face Pushpa downstairs ... Pushpa will definitely pull her leg ... Akhilesh and Ballav came out broke Ira's trance ...

A: mam ko itne jaldi kaise bhagaya aap ne ...

Ira awkeard not able to looking at Akhilesh...

I: mard ko bhi dard hota hai ..

Both Akhilesh and Ballav don't understand anything and looks at Ira with query on their face.

I: ye chhoro aap log... Pappa ko bahar kaise le ke jayenge abhi ye socho ... Devina madam jaror darwaje ke pas pas hi hogi ...

After a while ..

A: main niche jata hu ... chacha aap ye khirki se kud jaiye main aapko pakar lunga matlab ke khirki se utar lunga. Ghabraiyega mat ... main hu niche.

I: Akhilesh be carefull ...

B: e dikra tere lie kea kea karna par raha hai...

I: kuchh nehi hoga pappa.

After a while first Akhilesh get out of the house then Ira from the room. Ballav again made an entry from the main door with Akhilesh carrying him as while coming down he hurt himself a little. Bhavik was also with him as he came on time with the new getup things.

When Devina asks about his latest injury.

B: ek pagli par gayi thi pichhe park me .. jan bachane ke lie bhagna par gaya ...

Akhira was smiling standing there.

Mazaa aa Gaya padke...made my day. Now that this track is under way, it will be fun to see what all they actually do. Mujhe toh yeh OS wale scenes Yaad aayenge.

Bio classes are out of the world...😉. Vaise IRA ki imagination BHI bahut door tak bhagti hai. 😉

Pal Bhar ke liye koi hame pyar Kar let...jhootha hi sahi😊

P: kea tum chhoti bachhi ho kea ... tin tin bachho ki amma ... tum aise achanak apne jawan bete bahu ke kamre me jaogi aur ...(smiles) arrey unka kachhu kam ho sakta hai apas me... tum aise hi badha dal die ho ... o re mori ganga maiya ... isse jyada aab kea bole hum tumko ... aur tumhri mati mari gayi hai ... agar dulhain ke bapu kamre me hote to Gullu aur dulhain aise ... again smiles and leaves from there...

Sorry, didn't understand these two lines. Can you please explain this to me?? 😳Btw nice OS. Please write more. Why don't you write an ff. I'm a big Akhira fan

Glad you like it 😳

Ira is a doctor after all .. so she can very quickly imagine things related to biology 😉 right ...😆

ahem ahem ... 😳 hmm straight questions ... ok I'll try to explain ...😊

What Ira tried to portray here to Devina is like every other normal married couple they were about to enjoy intimate moments in their bedroom / bed and Devina interrupts them, as boys cant calm down very quickly so Akhilesh excused himself from the sudden situation & so went to toilet. 😆 isse jyada aab kea bole hum tumko ... Pushpa to samajh gayi ...make your imaginatory horses run dear 😳

And the dialog Mard ko dard ... remember the day when Ira ordered a headphone for Akhilesh and condoms were delivered and lastly Ira was laughing imaging what the man who actually ordered the condoms doing with the headphone. This is kind of similar here also Ira imagined about the boys who find themselves in such a situation for real which she just faked, so the dialog came in a comic manner...

Isse jyada gyan chahie to fir Akhilesh baba ya Irawati mate se leni paregi 😃😃

I'm sure bechara seedha sada Gulluda toh Kabhi Ira ji ke isharon ko samajh Nahi paayega...only Pushpa's wavelength completely matches with her Dulhain. 😃

But this was a nice OS...thodi garmi zyada hai bas. 😉

Arreey kaha Akhira is loosing control ... they are not... but Ira is faking to Devina as if they are 😉😳 so that she can buy some time to avoid devila mum ...

Thanks Inka for liking it.

Yesss ... wo toh yeh log hamesha karte hai par mante nehi hai ...😆