1990's ka Whatsapp Group (Fun Post)

No story. No Logic. Just a bit of random non sense to beat the 'Tuesday Blues!'😊

Below is an excerpt from Preeti's Whatsapp chatbox. The 'You' here refers to Preeti, and all the contacts are named as they would appear in her phone.

You : Hello All!! Aap sabka group me swagat he!! 🥳

Pandit :Yooo!!! 😃

Munna : Yooo Yooo!! 😃

Arjun Bhaiya : Oooiii!!! 😡

Pandit: Nooo!!! 😲

Arjun Bhaiya : Preeti, ye dono lafange yaha kya kar rahe he.. baahar kar de inn dono ko!

You : Kya Bhaiyya rehne dijiye na

Munna : Arre Tendulkar ji, ye whatsapp group he.. Nirmal Jyoti Society nahi .. Hum yahi rahenge...

Pandit : Haan hum yahi rahenge.. 😎

Arjun Bhaiya : Grrr!!!! 😡

Swati : Haiii !!😳😳

Munna : AA PANDATT AA GAYA TUU!!! ❤️

Swati : Byeee!!! 😕😕

Munna : Kyaa Pandat chodke mat jaaa... 💔 DP me kaisa lag raha hu mai ? 😎

Swati : Bandar jaisaa!

Pandit : Hahahaha Chenu ! 🤣

Swati : Zyada haso mat.. Tum bhi kam nahi ho!

Munna : Hahahahahahahahhahahaaa Ponga!! 🤣

You : Group me baki sab mar gaye kya? 😕

Swati : Haa Naina kaha he?!😕

Pandit : Haa Bhabhi kaha he? 😲

Munna : Oo Nainariii aaajaaa..

Naina : Me busy hu!!

You : Kis kaam me? 🤔

Naina : Sameer keliye shawl bhun rahi hu!! 😳

Swati : Ohooo!! 😉

Munna : Oyyee hoyeee Bhabhi !😉

Pooja Didi : Phir mere Rishi Kapoor ji keliye bhi ekk shawl bana dena Nainaaa..

Naina : Nahiii..

Swati : Yayyy Pooja Didi aa gayi...

Pooja Didi : Hi Swati🤗... Aur Naina tu kyu nahi bhunegi??

Naina : Iske baad mujhe Sameer ke sapne bhi bhunni he! 😳

Pooja Didi : Tu bhi sapne bhunti he?

You : Haan subah se raat tak bass wahi kaam he.. 🥱

Pooja Didi : Ohhh.. Phir Preeti shawl tu bana dena.. 😛

You: Aap khud nahi bana sakti?

Pooja Didi : Nahii.. me shawl nahi bana sakti, jaise tu khana nahi bana sakti!

You : 😵😵

Sameer Jiju : HI GUYSSS !! 😎😎😎

Swati : Lo aa gayaaa herooo!! 😉

Pooja Didi : Naina jee bhar ke dekhiye!

Munna : Mera bhaiii aa gayaaa!! 🤗

Pandit : Nahi wo mera bhaiii he!

Munna : Ponga... Sameer mera he!

Pandit : Nahi Chenu wo mera he!!

Munna : Meraaa!!😡

Pandit : Meraaa! 😡

Naina : Sameer sirf meraaa heee!!! ❤️❤️

Sameer Jiju : Exactly darling! ❤️

Naina : SAMEERRR ❤️❤️

Sameer Jiju : NAINAAA ❤️❤️

Arjun Bhaiya : SAMEERRR😡😡NAINAAA 😡😡

Sameer Jiju : O teri...ye bhi thaa group me? 😲

Arjun Bhaiya : 😡

Sameer Jiju :Saalaji, kaise he aap?

Arjun Bhaiya : 🤬

Sameer Jiju : Shaant ho jaaiye Salaji.. blood pressure badh jaayegi..kam se kam meri aur Naina ki shaadi tak aapko zinda rahna he na? 😉

Arjun Bhaiya :Aaj tera khun karunga me!😡

Naina : Bhaiyaa😡 Aap mera Sameer ko kuch nahi karenge..

Arjun Bhaiya : Tu chup reh Naina..

Naina : Aaj aap chup ho jaiye.. agar aap mera Sameer ko kuchh kiya toh me sabko bata dungi ki question papers ki chori aapne kiye the...

Arjun Bhaiya : SHITTT!!! 😲😲😲

Naina : OOOPSSS!!! Sorry Bhaiyya! 😲

Swati : Kyaaa!!! 😲

You : Kyaaa!! 😲😲😲

Pandit : KYYAAA!! 😲

Munna : Chorrr... Chorrr...😡

Pandit : Chorrr...😡

Sameer Jiju : ITNA BADA DOKHA!!! 😲😡😲

Arjun Bhaiya : Aarghhh... Naina tujhe aaj maar dalunga me! 😡

Naina : Sameer mujhe bachao! 😭

Sameer Jiju :Me ye baat principal Sir ko bataunga! 😡

Arjun Bhaiya : Nahhiii... 😲Sameer please.. papa mujhe maar dalenge😭

Sameer Jiju :Theek he.. Nahi bataunga.. lekin ekk shart par! 😈

Arjun Bhaiya : Kyaa??

Sameer Jiju : Tumhe, Naina aur mera pyaar ko approve karna padega!😈

Munna :Haa karna padega!

Pandit : Karna hi padega!

Arjun Bhaiya : Wo nahi ho sakta! Namumkin!

Sameer Jiju : Pakka?

Arjun Bhaiya : Pakka

Sameer Jiju : To yeh lo!!

Arjun Bhaiya : 😲😲

Principal Sir :

Sab jaante he hamaraa Naam..

Sabhi karo hamse Pranaamm...

Sameer Jiju : Pranam Sirrr!!!

Munna : Pranam Sirr!!

Principal Sir :

Shaamil ho tum sab yaha ekk saath..

Kya karna chahte ho mujhse koi baat?

Sameer Jiju :

Batana chahta hu ekk bada sa sachh..

Jisse badal jaayega yaha bohot kuchh..

Arjun Bhaiya :

Pehle se bura he mera ye haal..

Aur nahi hona he mujhe halaal.. 😭

Sameer Jiju :

Phir poora karo mera wo khwahish

Nahi toh hogi maar pit ki baarish

Arjun Bhaiya :

Haan hu me teri baaton se sehmat!!

Kyunki bohot buri he meri ye kismat! 😭

Sameer Jiju : Yayyy!!!! Saalaji Rocks! 🥳

Naina : Thank you Bhaiyya! 🤗

Munna : oyye hoyyye hoyyye ! 👏

Arjun Bhaiya : Mujhe nahi jeena! 😭

Naina : Aisa mat kahiye bhaiyya! Hum sab saath saath he!

Arjun Bhaiya : Tu chup reh... Me jaa raha hu group chhod ke.. 😭

Swati : Nahi Bhaiyaa!!

Naina : Nahi Bhaiyya!😭

Munna : Arre jaldi jao na! 😎

You : Bhaiya aap jaayenge?

Arjun Bhaiya : Haann!

You : Pakka??

Arjun Bhaiya : Haa Pakka ! 😭

You : Hai Shefali!! 😉

Shefali : Hi guys!!! 😳😳

Arjun Bhaiya : Hi Shefali 😳

You : Bhaiya, Aap nahi jaa rahe he group chod ke?

Arjun Bhaiya :Me kyu jau?? Ye group toh meri jaan he.. ❤️

Pandit : Pataakaa aa gayiii!

Shefali : Kya bola? 😡

Pandit : Mera matlab, Diwali aa rahi he.. patake lena he..

Shefali : Toh le lo!

Pandit : Aap chalegi mere saath? 😃

Arjun Bhaiya :Mai chalunga tere saath!! 😡

Pandit : Nahi.. aap cricket kheliye sixer maariye.. mai akele jaunga..

Arjun Bhaiya : Haan wahi best he.. 🥱

Shefali : Arjun .. Tum kaise ho? 😳

Arjun Bhaiya : Me thuk hun.. 😳tum kaisi ho?

Sameer Jiju : Ahem Ahem..😛

Arjun Bhaiya : Tum chup raho Sameer! 🤔

Arjun Bhaiya : Sameerrr😡

Shefali : Guys.. Pata he Ahmedabad me ekk naye sports club open honewala he.. ekk bada sa swimming pool bhi hoga ussme..

Arjun Bhaiya : Tumhe swimming aati he?

Shefali : Haan! Kyu?

Arjun Bhaiya : Toh tum.. mujhe bhi sikha sakti ho?? 😳

Sameer Jiju : Dekha Nainaa... Tumhara bhai ko swimming seekhna he..😉

Naina :Toh??😕

Sameer Jiju : Shefali se hi seekhna he.. Samjha Karo na.. 😛😛

Naina : Tum chup raho Sameer...😳 Bhaiya ko sach me seekhna hoga...

Arjun Bhaiya : Correct Naina.. Tu best he... 🤗

Naina : Aap bhi best he bhaiyya! 🤗

Munna : Aur Me bhi best hu! 😎

Swati : Tum best nahi waste ho! 🤔

Shefali : Ye kya ho raha he guys??

Arjun Bhaiya : Unn logo ko chodo Shefali.. Ye batao tum sikha sakti ho mujhe?

Sameer Jiju : Me sikhaunga Saalaji.. 😛

Arjun Bhaiya : Tu rehen de! 🤔

Sameer Jiju : Ekk din me sikhaunga😛😉

Arjun Bhaiya : Nahiii Chaiye! 🥱

Shefali : Tum Sameer se seekh lo Arjun.. tum ladke ho.. driving ki tarah swimming mai nahi sikha sakti tumhe!

Swati : 😆Bechara Arjun Bhaiya!

Sameer Jiju : Dil ke armaan aasuo me beh gayi... 💔💔🤣

Arjun Bhaiya : CHUPPP!!! 😡

Shefali : Sameer tum Arjun ko zyada tease mat karo.. friend he wo mera.. Arjun, me tumhari side me hu😳

Arjun Bhaiya : Thank you Shefali! 😳

Sameer Jiju : Yaha flirting mana he.. 🤢

Shefali : Kyu mana he? sirf tum aur Naina baat kar sakte he kyaa.. Come on Arjun.. Hum baat karenge!

Arjun Bhaiya : Yesss 😎

Taiji :O baiii!! 😲

Shefali : Oh My!!! 😲😲

Taiji : Sephaali?? Tum yaha badbada rahi he.. Upar aaja aur Parlay babu ko padha..

Shefali : Wo Taiji.. aaj meri tabiyat theek nahi he .. me thodi der baad aa jau?

Taiji :Agar late aayi toh fees bhi kam dungi..

Shefali : Nahi nahi😲.. me aa rahi hu...abhi

Taiji : Sahi baat! Aaja jaldi aaja

Shefali : Bye guys! 😭

Sameer Jiju : Bye Shefali.. 😛Bye Taiji😃

Taiji : Bye Bholuram! 🤗

Arjun Bhaiya : Sameer!! Tumne bhaga diya usse 😡😡😡

Sameer Jiju : Buhahahaha! 😈Bechara saala...

Arjun Bhaiya : Chuppp!

Sameer Jiju : Iss group me romance sirf Naina aur mai karenge.. he na Naina? 😎

Naina : Haan Sameer! 😳

Sameer Jiju : I love you Naina ! 🤗❤️

Naina : I love you too Sameer! 🤗❤️

You : Uffooo!! Tum dono ye PDA bandh karoge? 🥱🤔

Arjun Bhaiya : Haan bandh karo! 😡

Sameer Jiju :Nahi... Chalo Naina let's start...

Naina : Yess... I love you

Sameer Jiju :I love you

Naina : I love you I love you I love you

Arjun Bhaiya : CHUPPP!! 😕

Sameer Jiju : I love you

I love you

I love you

I love you

Arjun Bhaiya : STOPPP! 😡😡😡

Sameer Jiju : I love you

I love you

I love you

Arjun Bhaiya : Tu Rukkk!! 🤬

Sameer Jiju : I love you

I love you

I love you

I love you

Sameer Jiju : I love you

I love you

I love you

I love you

Rakesh Tauji : OYYEEE!! Kya bakwas kar rahe ho tum?

Sameer Jiju : 😲😲aap kab aaye?

Arjun Bhaiyya :😈

Rakesh Tauji : 😡

Sameer Jiju : I LOVE YOU, my dear Rakesh Sir!!

Rakesh Tauji : Chupp!! abhi dikhata hu tumhe!

Sameer Jiju : 😲

Rakesh Tauji : Kaha bhaag gaye lafange? Wapas leke aao koi unn teeno ko!

Rakesh Tauji : Oyye.. Balo ke Dukaan.. Kisse I love you bol rahe the tum?

Sameer Jiju : Wo.. Bass Aise hi sirr.. Sabse!

Rakesh Tauji : Sabse ?? Matlab ladkiyo se bhi!

Sameer Jiju : Haan.. saare dost he na mere??

Rakesh Tauji : Dost he to ladki se I love you bologe? Mera Arjun ko dekho.. neeche ki wo ladki shefali.. dost he uski.. Arjun usse cricket sikhata he, aur wo arjun ko car.. Par Arjun usse I love you kabhi nahi bolega!! Kyun?

Sameer Jiju : Kyun?

Rakesh Tauji : Kyunki Arjun ke liye wo, aur saare ladkiya behen jaise he..

Arjun Bhaiya : PAPAAA!!! 😲

Rakesh Tauji : Kya hua?

Arjun Bhaiya : Kuchh nahi! 😭

Rakesh Tauji : Toh jaake cricket practice karo.. Aur amirzade.. Tum bhi sabhi ko behen maano.. Naina, kaha ho?

Naina : Ji papa!

Rakesh Tauji : Kal subah tum isse rakhi baandh lo!

Sameer Jiju :Nahi... 😲

Naina : Nahi papa.. 😲Wo badtameez aur Naayalak he.. Mujhe aisa bhai nahi chaiye..

Sameer Jiju : Aur Naina ko itna achha bhai already he, toh meri kya zarurat he ?

Arjun Bhaiya : 🤔🥱

Sameer Jiju :Aap koi aur punishment de dijiye mujhe.. aapka ghar aake kaam karu??

Rakesh Tauji : Kaisa kaam?

Sameer Jiju : Kuchh bhi karunga!

Rakesh Tauji :Thik he.. Kal se tum Naina ki seva karo..

Sameer Jiju : Kaise??

Rakesh Tauji : Naina tumhari cycle toot gayi he na?

Naina : Haan papa! Me thik karwa dungi aaj hi..

Rakesh Tauji : Zarurat nahi... kal se tum car se school jaaogi!

You : Hein? Kaise Tauji?

Rakesh Tauji : O balon ke dukaan.. kal se tum hoge Naina ka driver.. Usse ghar se school, aur school se ghar tak leke aana jaana padega.. Petrol bhi tum bharoge.. Samjhe?

Sameer Jiju :Sure sir! Pakkaa! 😃

Rakesh Tauji : Aur haan..kisi aur ko lift mat dena.. Meri beti akeli ameer logo ki gaadi me jaayegi.. sirf wo, aur driver hoke tum..

Sameer Jiju : Double okay Sir!! 😃😃😃

Arjun Bhaiya : Papa Nahiii!!😲

Rakesh Tauji : Arjun tum abhi tak gaye nahi?? 😡Jao aur practice Karo!

Arjun Bhaiya : Jaa hi raha hu..ab dekhne keliye kuchh bacha hi kya he! 😭

Rakesh Tauji : Sab jao aur apna kaam karo! Aur sameer, kal subah 8 baje hi ghar aa jaao Naina ko lene..

Sameer Jiju :Me 7:30 ko hi aa jaunga sir!

Rakesh Tauji : Theek he.. class dispersed !!

Originally posted by: mishkatfanfrevr

omg why did u delete it it was excellent i hope the cast n crew get to read it.BRILLIANT u r so talented 👏 and i laughed o much after long..sameer added pricipal..hahahha n when arjun added taiji😆 n when pandit changed the name of the gp justice for sameer/..loolololol

also i wanted u to add kamiya..kamiya will say main sameer ke liye lunch mei sabzii banaakar laayi mount abu mei seekhi thi na ..and kaamiya giftd sameer a leaf n then sameer says yeh kya hai n she says woh mount abu mei tumhaarey naam ka patta gira tha na yeh hai woh 😆

Originally posted by: IThinkALot

Post kaha hai?😛

Naina : Aaj aap chup ho jaiye.. agar aap mera Sameer ko kuchh kiya toh me sabko bata dungi ki question papers ki chori aapne kiye the...

Arjun Bhaiya : SHITTT!!! 😲😲😲

Naina : OOOPSSS!!! Sorry Bhaiyya! 😲

this was 🤣🤣 and Rakesh's punishment

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