Hello there fancypants...I am BACKKK 🥳🥳 This nanhi si jaan was stuck under a giant pile of work 😭😭😭 Nobody understands that I am too cute for so much work 😭😭😭
Let's cover the last two episodes first...I haven't watched today's episode yet (because I am one of those 😉 ...voot people)
Anyways hum shruaat krte hy...
Episode started with Douchaddy being ...well a douche to Zo 😡 He told her that she is a monument of mistakes that she keeps on repeating 😡😡 (Exactly what your Mom said when you were born 🤣 ) He then tells her she is not capable of anything 😡😡 (yeah and whose fault is that..huh😡) and wishes that she would fail 😡 Zo shakes it off because well let's face it...girl is like immune to his venom thanks to her time in Mussorrie 🤣
Cut to Hooda Mansion...Punjabi Malfoy is being shady...Anjana mom calls him out on his crap and he shows no remorse..like none at all for being a big bag of crap 😡 (Dude, have you ever tried a little something called apologies 😕 , It might ease up Anjana's sarcasm) Anjana then tells him that she hates the relationship that she shares with her son 😭😭 and she hates that her baby is hurting and she hates that she can't comfort him 😭😭 and she would never forgive Pooja for it 👏👏 (Go Mom, can't believe I am actually cheering of harshad's character's mother 😲, I never even cheered for nilu maa)
Cut to Zo trying to find her way using google maps (Oh those maps SUCK) and even cab driver is not nice to her 😡😡 She sees a man sitting on the top of bridge and thinks he is attempting suicide 😛 (Oh God, Zo NO 🤣 ) Turns out its Adi boy..(SURPRISE 🤣 . channeling his inner Deadpool 🤣 and he would for real become as violent as deadpool if it weren't Indian TV's sanskaar ...He obviously blasts her into smithereens and tells her to go SCREW herself and Zo once again questions her life decisions 🤣 He turns to leave and in his swagger almost gets run over..yes ALMOST ..because Zo 😆😆😆 Zo is like... Hallelujah
This is my place to find
cut to next scene (one of my fav) with Anjana and Sakshi moms.. Anjana mom says she is sorry about being mean to Pooja (No you are not 🤣 ) . Sakshi apologises and tells that she will have to listen to everything because her daughter made a mistake (Well your daughter was a fully grown adult capable of making her own decisions but Okayyy...I guess😆) She then informs Anjana that she is leaving and Anjana tells her (in a tone I would have never expected) to shove that self pity because Sakshi's daughter is the reason HER son is hurting so badly and she absolutely hates it that it's Sakshi who can comfort Adi in such a terrible time but if that's what Adi needs, so be it...👏
I love this woman, I don't know why she compromised and stayed in that bitter marriage but this woman is no doormat and I love her stark resemblance with Adi... She definitely is the one who gave Adi the sarcasm gene 🤣 and she is just as eccentric, idealist and no nonsense person. The difference between her and Adi is that he is untamed and wild where as she with time and age, has learned how to pick her battles, she is a honed and contained weapon in dark...Touch her son and she will tell you how lethal she is 👏 (At least I would want her to be 🤣, all of harshad's onscreen moms were either awful people or loved their daughter in laws more than their own son so Anjana mom is a welcome change)
cut to scene of Adi returning home and declaring :-
*Led Zappellin's Immigrant song in background* 🤣
Harshad looks drop dead GORGEOUS
*Taylor Swift's "Gorgeous* in background*
you are so gorgeous..I can't say anything to your face, cuz look at your face...😳😳
Anyways...back to work
Cut to Zo at Arora's doorsteps..By the grace of God Miss Despicable and her mom are not home and watchman is nice enough to hand out her his spare key... Zo goes to Yash's room and checks files and all and then declares him innocent due to lack of evidence (I almost banged my head on the nearby wall but then I thought of Adi and stopped 😳😳😳) She then finds a white shirt in trash with a lipstick mark on it, and her brain tries to connect the dots. Just for a sec and cut to flashback of Zo gifting Yash a whilte shirt about which he complains and blah blah and Zoya marks it with her lipstick She then comes back to her senses and curses herself for doubting her holier than holy water of a husband 🥱
Zo babe I love you but I can't buy that bland a expression on his face in the flashback as love. Also Did he never wash that shirt so that lipstick mark would stay eww and if he never wore it because it was a decorative item full of "meaning" then why was it in trash 🤣 Please don't tell me he wore lipstick marked shirt to business meetings, never washed it and kept it safe in TRASH out of his undying love for you 🤣
Also what kind of sample was he...sky blue sorry Elsa blue windows.. lime green walls purple chairs Magenta pillows and blanket and little light bulbs in the drapes over bed Your pavitra pati was a bit too "colorful" if you ask me 🤣 🤣
cut to Adi drinking and driving (Adi, NO 😡) His imaginations goes wild as we see the bad CGI and Pooja begging Adi to drive slow.. A few moments later Yash joins them in the backseat and Oh My God he looks so sleazy in Adi's imagination 🤣 total opposite of the blandness in Zo's memory...Adi's anger goes off the roof as he mutters "khoon kr dunga" and Yash's soul squirms a little in hell (What? he is in hell..right?, what? we are not sure yet? fine AFTERLIFE..OKAy? geez you guys 😡😡)
Cut to Zo's running away through window as Mahi gets home. She drages her tiny bag on the road as if it has rocks in it...Her bag falls down and goes down to pick and gets lost in one of the pics as Adi's car comes running out of control 😲😲😲😲