Select a 5 member astronaut team from Bollywood

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Posted: 7 years ago
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For a one way mission to explore universe; a place where no man or woman has gone before.
State 5 members and their role.


My team would include

Captain: Priyanka Chopra.
Driver : Farhan Akhtar
Spock: Sanjay Leela Bhainsali
Cook: Shilpa Shinde from BB
Cleaning person: Gautam Gulati

The team will leave from Lonavla in a spaceship. It will be lift off and then enter the space ..leaving fuel engine behind...it will be one way mission. They will go as far into universe as possible and hopefully out of the universe. They will update us on things they find.

Space ship will have toilet facilities. It will have garden to grow food..so supply never ends. Water will be made ... fuel will be generated from gas generated in cockpit. Bhansali will play a critical role here

Shilpa will take care of the rotis

Gautam will clean toilets and keep things in order

Bhainsaili will be there to film the whole thing and monitor fuel

Farhan will keep reminding them that agar tum mujhe sun rahe ho toh zinda ho tum. This will be needed

Priyanka will communicate with aliens in case they found them. She has the ability to adjust and maska polish even aliens and get benefit out of them.

Please select 5 bollywood members for space mission.

Spaceship is currently parked in Lonavla




Captain Priyanka Chopra is ready to lead



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Posted: 7 years ago
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Can we please send SLB, SLB and SLB on Mars...he can make Mars-Leela, Bajirao-Marstani and Marsvati with the Martians there...why should the Martians not enjoy his movies...lets not be selfish.
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Originally posted by: blue-ice.

Can we please send SLB, SLB and SLB on Mars...he can make Mars-Leela, Bajirao-Marstani and Marsvati with the Martians there...why should the Martians not enjoy his movies...lets not be selfish.


Aisay na karain BI Ji. Sanjay ki agli movie SRK kay saath hoi tu then you would have to take your words back. 😉
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Originally posted by: Resident_Evil


Aisay na karain BI Ji. Sanjay ki agli movie SRK kay saath hoi tu then you would have to take your words back. 😉


na toh maine Devdas dekhi...na toh SRK ki next movie SLB ke saath hui toh woh dekhoongi...meanwhile SLB can make Marsdas with Martians too..😆
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Originally posted by: blue-ice.

Can we please send SLB, SLB and SLB on Mars...he can make Mars-Leela, Bajirao-Marstani and Marsvati with the Martians there...why should the Martians not enjoy his movies...lets not be selfish.


Hum Mars aa chuke sanam

Sanjay starts singing

o hah hh hum mars aa chuke sanam
earth ko bohat pakaya ..
aab pkayeein gaye tum ko hum
teri qasam

martian starts fire



sanjay runs ...his dhoti get stuck...

priyanka pulls him...

she gets sanjay

martian gets dhoti

abdul driver accelerates

and lift off from mars

meanwhile...somewhere back on earth - a Hippo sleeps
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Posted: 7 years ago
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You expect Guatam to clean.
Mirrors to style his hair?
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Ranbir
Ranveer
Priyanka
Deepika
Katrina


Don't ask why 😛
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Posted: 7 years ago
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amir as captain ..if ship breaks down he must stay back n never return ..
saved from lecturing films n even adds now..😆
farhan as spock ..his voice Martians might love..n obey 😆
driver ab sr..no more stupid adds n scams
cook saifeena - want to protect taimur n us
cleaner kjo - its getting harder to bear him

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Posted: 7 years ago
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Why? Shilpa leaving earth? lol

Originally posted by: Atomicbomb

You expect Guatam to clean.

Mirrors to style his hair?


What other qualities does he have? lol

All male members will be turned into ganjas. Gautam or Farhan might be left on Mars to live with Martians. Without hair they will be at home

Originally posted by: TheSmurfs

Cleaning person Gautam ..🤣


His another duty would be to communicate following to NASA back on earth every 12 hours

Agar tum mujhe sun rahe ho toh zinda hun main
Earth pe bhi tha aur yahan bhi, lukkha hun main

This will let NASA know that mission is active

Originally posted by: Angel-likeDevil

Ranbir

Ranveer
Priyanka
Deepika
Katrina


Don't ask why 😛


You want them to populate

Ranbir Kat
Deepika Ran

Priyanka Chopra as the Saas of both couples..she will take care of grand children

Please spare the universe.

Originally posted by: JustMySelf

amir as captain ..if ship breaks down he must stay back n never return ..
saved from lecturing films n even adds now..😆
farhan as spock ..his voice Martians might love..n obey 😆
driver ab sr..no more stupid adds n scams
cook saifeena - want to protect taimur n us
cleaner kjo - its getting harder to bear him


my mission is such that ship is never returning anyway .. its either out of universe.. or

u have given loss of 1000 crore to bollywood...


Lift off will be something like this...on runway

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4FmY6tuCcs[/YOUTUBE]

Farhan taxing the ship
Edited by hippopotamus - 7 years ago
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Posted: 7 years ago
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Originally posted by: hippopotamus


Why? Shilpa leaving earth? lol


What other qualities does he have? lol

All male members will be turned into ganjas. Gautam or Farhan might be left on Mars to live with Martians. Without hair they will be at home


His another duty would be to communicate following to NASA back on earth every 12 hours

Agar tum mujhe sun rahe ho toh zinda hun main
Earth pe bhu tha aur yahan bhi, lukkha hun main

This will let NASA know that mission is active


You want them to populate

Ranbir Kat
Deepika Ran

Priyanka Chopra as the Saas of both couples

Please spare the universe.



my mission is such that ship is never returning anyway .. its either out of universe.. or

u have given loss of 1000 crore to bollywood...



no am saving 10000000000 cr..ppl will not need depression treatment ..
no more fancy cloths swanky cars..spacy villas ..no more frustrations
due to over aspiration of middle class low class girls n boys who cannot
afford the 2min over change ur dress saga ..i am sure India will be better
place with practical ambition for the avg youth without the contribution of kjo.

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