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Posted: 17 years ago
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A young man asked God how long a million years was to him. God said, "A million years to you is like a single second to me." (Meaning: A million years according to god is just as long as one second) The young man asked God what a million dollars was to him. God replied, "A million dollars to you is like a single penny to me." (Meaning: A million dollars is just one penny according to god) The young man said, "Could I have one of your pennies?" (Meaning: Could the man have one penny (which is actually one million dollars but according to god that is one penny so the man said he wants 'one penny') from god)

God smiled and said, "Certainly, just a second."

(Meaning: Wait for a second (a second is actually a million years but since for god one million years is just a second long so god said 'second' instead of 'a million years')

Hope it's clear enough....I've edited the joke to add the text in blue so that no one gets confused😊

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Angeleyes 2 thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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I didn't get it but thanks 4 sharing😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Hope it's fine now.😊

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Angeleyes 2 thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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oh cool thanks I get it now😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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If only I had the power of Second and that Penny ! ! !😭 😭 😆 😆 😃
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Manzz

If only I had the power of Second and that Penny ! ! !😭 😭 😆 😆 😃

Lol....smart, eh?😆

PS: That statment really made me laugh hard.....lol.....thx😊....

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Actually that joke is in my collection and I love it.

Glad I made you laugh, but then you are one of a kind.

😆 Pleasure 😃 😃 😆

Smart ? No ! Wants Are Simple And Little.

Originally posted by: Shazia_haya

Lol....smart, eh?😆

PS: That statment really made me laugh hard.....lol.....thx😊....

Edited by Manzz - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Manzz

Actually that joke is in my collection and I love it.

Glad I made you laugh, but then you are one of a kind.

😆 Pleasure 😃 😃 😆

Smart ? No ! Wants Are Simple And Little. lol......agar sab aise wants maangne lage toh duniya mein pata nahin kya ho jaiye ga....😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol!! nice one! tthanks for sharing! 😆 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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hehehehe
tnx 4 the blue txt helpd understanding the joke better

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