A KaVir OS

Scene:

Ranvir and Kabir are standing on a cliff. Ranvir is pointing a gun at Kabir. Aanchal has just reached the cliff and she is a little far from KaVir.

[ Ranvir's dialogues are in Blue, Kabir's Green and Aanchal's Pink ]

"Zindagi aaj hume kis mod par le aayi hai, Kabir. Maine kaha tha, maine kaha tha door chala jaa Aanchal se, par tumne apni zidd nahi chhodi

"Zidd to tune bhi nahi chhodi na, Bade. See you are ready to kill me for Aanchal. Yehi tha tera pyaar? Apne bhai ka pyaar chheen lia?

Kabir too takes out his gun and points it at Ranvir.

"Tujhe kya laga bade? Sirf tujhme himmat hai apne pyaar ke khoon karne ki. Main bhi toh tera bhai hoon

"Tu mujhe nahi maar paaega Kabir " Ranvir laughed.

"Tujhe nahi maar sakta toh khud toh maar sakta hoon Kabir said and pointed the gun on his own head.

Aanchal came running to them and saw Kabir pointing a gun at himself. She tried to stop him.

"Paagal ho gaye ho kya Kabir? Tumhe khudko maar kar kya milega?

"Tum nahi samajh paogi Aanchal, Main nahi chahta mera bhai mere khoon ke liye jail jaaye

Aanchal looked Ranvir.

"Aur tum Ranvir? Tumhe kya lagta hai? Tum Kabir ko maarkar yahaan cliff se fek doge aur kisi ko pata nahi chalega? Kaise insaan ho tum? Ye log tumhe anaath aashram se le aaye aur tumne uska ye inaam dia?

Suddenly Kabir's expressions changed. He was confused. Very confused. He took out a paper from his pocket and looked at it. Then his expression changed to angry ones and then to little crying ones. He threw the gun on the ground and sat down crossing his legs.

"Ye kya bakwaas hai? " he said and started reading the paper again.

Ranvir gave annoying expressions to Kabir.

"Main nahi khel raha yaar! ANAAATH AASHRAM wala dialogue kahan tha bhai? Itni mushkil se maine apni lines yaad ki thi, iss galat dialogue ki wajah se main sab bhool gya

"Kya yaar Kabir! Tu bhi naa!! Mere dialogues to abhi shuru bhi nahi huye the, aur tune haar maanli

Ranvir came closer to Kabir and gave his hand to Kabir. Kabir stood up.

"Vo kya haina kuch logo ko hamesha beech me ghusne ki aadat hoti hai Kabir said angrily looking at Aanchal.

Aanchal was shocked. She was numb. She started moving backwards.

"Arre arre Aanchal, Kahan jaa rahi ho?

"Plan kaafi achha tha waise Kabir said while picking up his gun.

"Meenu ka jhootha case banaya.. Fir uska murder karaya.. Chhote aur Bade ko apne plan me fasayaa. Wow! I am impressed

"Bade ko tumhari Sachaai pasand aa gayi "

"Aur Chhote ko tumhaari Aachaai

"Dono hi jhoothe the ye lag baat hai

"Yeh.. Tum log.. Kya bol rahe ho..?

"Sach. Wahi Sach jo tumhara yakeen tha. Kyu Aanchal? " Ranvir laughed.

"Plan toh accha thaa bas ek galti ho gayi. Vo tumhare facebook profile par 3 saal pehle ki photo thi na? "Best Friend Forever " wali? Naina ke saath?

"Nainaa.. Kahan hai? " Aanchal stammered.

"Wahin jahaan use hona chahiye. Bechaari! Vo toh bekaar me hi fas gayi 2 love birds ki story me " Ranvir laughed.

Kabir suddenly started to cry dramatically.

"Tujhe kya hua, chhote? Ranvir smiled.

"Bhai ki yaad aa gayi. Hamara pyaara Gaurav

Aanchal was now sweating. Ranvir laughed.

"Haan Gaurav! Bechara! Galti toh waise uss se bhi ho gyi ek

"Uski facebook profile pe jo 2 saal puraani "Love of my Life wali photo thi na.. Vo bechara delete karna bhool gya. Mere stalking skills kya kamaal haina bade?

"Pehli baar I'm proud of you Kabiraa

"Accha bade, ab bhabhiji ka kya karna hai?

"BHABHI JI????

" Gaurav bhi toh hamara bhai hi tha, toh ye hui na BHABHI JI

Both of them laughed.

"Toh bhabhi ko bhai ke paas hi bhej dete hai? What say

"I say yes

"Tum logo kya lagta hai? Mera plan itna bekaar tha? "

Aanchal started to laugh. She took out a spy camera in form of a earring.

"Ye jo bhi tum logo ne kahaa, iska live telecast TV par chal raha hai iss waqt. Mujhe maar daaloge toh tum dono bhi nahi bachne wale.

Ranvir laughed. Kabir took out something from his pocket.

"Vo kya haina, Bade ko colour coordination bohot pasand hai. Ye (he said showing an earring) match nahi ho rahe the.. Toh maine badal diye

"Chalo Aanchal ab tumhara aakhri waqt aagya hai, koi aakhri khwaish?

"Tum dono ke haatho nahi marna chahti Aanchal said with tears in her eyes.

Ranvir picked up his gun and gave it to Aanchal. She shot herself.

And KaVir walked away leaving her behind.