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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defence."

The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?"

The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000, and I just found out about it!"

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A1: "How many can you afford?"

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to change it and one to keep interrupting by standing up and
shouting "Objection!"

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Man

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to sue the power company for insufficiently supplying power, or negligent failure to prevent the surge that made the bulb burn out in the first place, one to sue the electrician who wired the house, and one to sue the bulb manufacturers.

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