Gauri Kumari Sarma- How to Use ( by Omkara Singh Oberio)
1. Do not let her sleep after 6. Possible reactions include setting fire to the whole house.
2. Do not ever lose or touch her kampats. Reactions can be severe and difficult handle.
3.Do not let her more than 3 hours without food,she gets extemely cranky.
4.Do not interrupt her prayer time.
5.DO NOT leave her alone with RUDRA for more than 10 minutes,and if it is inevitable hide anything that could be possibly dangerous in any imaginable way.
6.Hug her when she is angry.
7. The above rule works only if you are OSO.
8.Never let her drink Rudra's fruit punch,espescially in the company of Annika bhabhi. Consequences involve a burnt house and two troubled men.
9.Never do anything that rudra,she and annika consider as a great plan.
10.Be careful of the puppy eyes and the pout. LETHAL WEAPONS.
11. Do not for a second beleive in her good girl face. The second can cost you a lot.
12.Never ever carry bhajan cds in your car.
13.Never insult the pani puris of bareilly even in your dreams.
14.Keep her away from cold places.
15. WARNING: Keep your hands, eyes and anything else of a certain Jatadhari. Improper behaviour may involve you being slapped to the walls of OM
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Edited by gayatri512 - 8 years ago