Laughs -- Private Patient

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Hospital consultant: 'The woman in that bed is the love of my life.'
Matron: 'Then why haven't you married her?'

Hospital consultant: 'I can't afford to - she's a private patient.

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

When I asked my doctor to give me something to sharpen my appetite,

he just gave me a razor blade.

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

When I told the doctor's receptionist that I kept thinking I was a billiard ball she told me to get the end of the cue.

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

This morning I went to the doctor to see if he had a cure for my wife's sinus trouble. Every time she drags me out shopping she keeps telling me 'sign us' for this, 'sign us' for that

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

'Doctor, doctor! My small son has just swallowed a roll of film.'

'Don't worry. Let him rest a bit and we'll wait and see what develops.'

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Posted: 17 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Since I had treatment by a private doctor I've lost five kilos in weight. The doctor's bill was so enormous I've been unable to afford to buy any food to eat.

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