FF: Love, Well almost [Chapter 50,51 - P 35] Mar 21 - Page 19

Chapter #35

From: notmeplease@xyz.com

To : Shutabulgirl@xyz.com

Sub : Re:About your blog

Hi there,

This is an automated reply. The author of this blog is currently unavailable. Will get back to your mail as soon as possible.

If this is about the blog, please expect a reply soon. If this is about anything beyond it, please expect never to hear from me.

Cheers.

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From: callofdutyfan@xyz.com

To: notmeplease@xyz.com

Sub- Missing in action

Hi,

I am an ardent follower of your blog. I love reading about your thoughts on the latest games. Your site is such an awesome source of all the gaming info. It is heaven for people like me who are crazy about gaming. And your writing blended with humour, it's just so good.

I know I've never commented before so I don't deserve to ask this.

Why have you stopped updating? Are you doing well?

Please drop in a word or something.

Your readers are waiting for you.

With much love,

callofduty fan

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From: notmeplease@xyz.com

To : callofdutyfan@xyz.com

Sub: Re: Missing in action

Hi there,

This is an automated reply. The author of this blog is currently unavailable. Will get back to your mail as soon as possible.

If this is about the blog, please expect a reply soon. If this is about anything beyond it, please expect never to hear from me.

Also please note that the author of this blog is aware of the IP address from which the mail is sent and is not an idiot.

Cheers.

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From : callofdutyfan@xyz.com

To : notmeplease@xyz.com

Sub - Apology

I had come here to apologize. I was also worried about you because you had stopped updating your blog. I didn't see you online in the gaming forum too. So gathering all the courage, ignoring my self pride I send you a mail. And this is the reply I get.

Are you like this with everyone? Or do you enjoy being a jerk to me?

Double cheers.

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From : notmeplease@xyz.com

To : callofdutyfan@xyz.com

Sub : Re: Apology

Hi there,

This is an automated reply. The author of this blog is currently unavailable. Will get back to your mail as soon as possible.

The author of this blog is touched that a jerk like him has been worthy enough to receive your concern. He expresses his shock at such turn of events.

The author admits that he wouldn't want you to let go of your pride or your whatever-big-words-you-just-used-there.

The author wants to end this note by saying he isn't just a jerk but often called king of jerks and he doesn't discriminate and enjoys being a pain in the ass to all.

Cheers.

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From : callofdutyfan@xyz.com

To : notmeplease@xyz.com

Sub : King of Jerks

Dear Mr.King of jerks,

I see you are well and quite in form. Really glad to know.

It's okay if you aren't interested in talking to me. I only needed to apologize.

I had given it a lot of thinking and had come to the conclusion, I had gone overboard during our last argument.Behaved quite immaturely.

I am sorry.

Hope you get all the happiness in life and you find someone who could bear your overbearing self.

Bye

Shutabulgal

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From : notmeplease@xyz.com

To : callofdutyfan@xyz.com

Sub : Re: King of jerks

Hi there,

This is an automated reply. The author of this blog is currently unavailable. Will get back to your mail as soon as possible.

The author of this blog is surprised beyond self to receive an apology. What in the world had he done in his previous birth to achieve this feat, he wonders. He thinks he can't promise he would have a good life with all the people he keeps antagonizing, but he hopes the other person can have one great life away from the madness that he keeps spreading.

The author likes to point out it is a little embarrassing that you wish him to find another one. He wants to mention gently that you weren't his girlfriend. Oh the horror!

Cheers.

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From : callofdutyfan@xyz.com

To : notmeplease@xyz.com

Sub : Too kind

Author is too kind. Taking out time and issuing reminders to lowly mortals like us. I'm deeply touched by his gentle gesture.

Be rest assured, the girl wouldn't entertain such thoughts even if the author were to be the last man on earth and the danger of dying virgin were looming over her head.

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Shutabulgal

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Chapter #36

From: rumormill@xyz.com

To: dactarni_bitiya@xyz.com

Sub: Hey

Hi,

Meera, right?

This is a little weird, writing to you like this but the situation demands so. I am Ashwin's colleague and friend. He is stuck in Noida office since morning and is off mobile. Since he is stuck there, he briefed me about the whole situation with your accommodation. I will come there shortly to pick you up since Ashwin wouldn't get free soon. He wanted me to personally go to you as soon as possible since he was worried you would be alone.

Ashwin will pick you up from my place. Here's my number, 9876543210. Give me a call in case if I don't turn up in the next 20 minutes, which, I will. I am a great driver, you know.

See you soon.

Sana.

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From: rumormill@xyz.com

To: Ashwinhanda@xyz.com

Sub: Don't hate me

You will probably hate me for this but I sort of happened to sneak into your mail. Long story, I will tell you once you come back. You might want to know, that your friend Meera is in Delhi and is kind of in an emergency. She needs a place to stay over and since you were unreachable on your phone and are in a meeting, down in our Noida office, I panicked and sent her an assurance mail from my ID because I had no other choice. I mean, she was going to be left out in that campus and you know it isn't safe to let her be on her own or let her go with people she doesn't know that well.

She thinks you have sent me to pick her up. You wouldn't have done any other way, if you have read the mail I know, still it wasn't my place to meddle. I am so sorry. You can yell at me all you want but come home safe and soon. I am going to take her to my home for the time being. You can come to my place straight to pick her up once you see this mail.

Again, try not to hate me.

Love,

Sana.

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Originally posted by: Ubiquitos

Will comment more. The author thread was awesome. Like super awesome. Geet should leave Shukla for a while and appreciate this guy's presence in her life.