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Posted: 18 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Patient: 'I've got a terrible pain in my right arm, doctor.'

Doctor: 'Don't worry, it's just old age.'

Patient: 'But in that case, why doesn't my left arm hurt, too - I've had it just as long?

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The senior civil servant went to the doctor and complained of being unable to sleep.

Doctor: 'Oh! Don't you sleep at night?'

Civil servant: 'Yes, I sleep very well at night. And I sleep quite soundly most of the mornings, too - but I find it's very difficult to sleep in the afternoons as well.'

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Posted: 18 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Patient: 'And when my right arm is quite better, will I be able to play the trumpet?'

Doctor: 'Most certainly - you should be able to play it with ease.

Patient: 'That's wonderful - I could never play it before.'

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"

He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."

The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"

He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

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Posted: 18 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A Short History Of Medicine :

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."

1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."

1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."

1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."

1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."

2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."

The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."