Vidya ka naya avtaar....funny

😆😉😆Vidya ka naya Avtaar...funny😆😉😆

Imagine if Vidya had gone to Bombay instead of Benaras and stayed there for few months and then Sagar comes their and take her to his place. And those few months changed the life of Vidya and her lifestyle and her dialect. Now the fun begins when she enters in the house with Sagar...😛😆😛

Vidya talks in typical bombaiyya slang or bhaasha...so here is the first scene..

SM, Sindoora, Mahua, Chandramukhi, Chinnu, Shalu, Bharat, Chachi and Chacha all gathers for breakfast. Sagar comes with vidya.

Sindoora as usual passes sarcastic remarks on vidya.

Sindoora,''kyun Vidya bombay city pasand nahi aayi kya?..jo wapas yahan chali aayi ho?...

Sagar stares at sindoora but doesnt says anything, Chandramukhi tells to Sindoora,''Di, hamara ghar to orphanage ke jaisa hai, koi bhi aa jaata hai aur yahin rah jaata hai.''

Chachi, Chacha and Shalu are hurt and feels insulted..(waise yeh toh besharm hain..inko respect hi kahan hai jo insult hogi..)😆😆

SM is sitting quiet like dummy as usual. Sindoora again taunts Vidya.

Vidya suddenly raised her hand and said, ''Ae shaani, bus bahut ho tera naatak, apun bahut der aur bahut dinon time tera taany taany sun raheli hai..kele ka chhilka, abhi jyaada nahi bolne kya?..nahi toh teri waat lagaa degi, apna dimaag hatela hai.''

Sindoora and eveybody was in state of shock seeing new avataar of Vidya.

Vidya said again,'' Arre oh chandramukhi, tu ney sabko kiyelaa hai dukhi, chal jaldi se apun ko paani pilaa.''

Sindoora angrily replied,''Vidya, yeh kya tareeka hai apne elders se baat karne ka?..tameez seekho.''

Vidya shout back her,''Chal oye, kaamchor, saara din ghar mein muft ka maal khaati hai aur apun sabka jeena haraam kar diyela hai tuney, besharm toh tu hai, jo shaadi ke baad bhi apne maayke mein baitheli hain kalmunhi, nirlaj, aaj se teri yeh dadagiri apun ke saath nahi chalegi, bol deti hoon agar karne ki koshish bhi ki toh apun teri khatiyaa khadi kar degi, apun ka bheja hatela hai abhi.''😆👏😆

SM fainted on chair, chandramukhi was shivering as if she is standing in Siberia with her micro skirt and top.😆😆

Chachi to Vidya,'' Yeh kya mazaak hai vidya? kya aise baat karte hain? tumhein sharm nahi aati hai? main abhi tumhein ek thappad maaroongi.''😡

Vidya tucked her pallu on her waist and turned towards chachi with stick in her hand,'' Arre oye phoolgobi, tu apun ko thappad maregi? haath lagaa ke dikha toh?..bahut tere ko apun ne bardasht kiyela hai aur sharm apun ko nahi tere ko aani chaahiye, khaa khaa kar bhains ki tarah expand hoti jaa rahi ho..tumko room chota padhega future mein, isliye garage mein bed daalkar sone ka, boley toh kya...6 yards ki saree ke badle tum 15 yards ki sare pahenti ho..sharm nahi aati hai thakeli chachi.'' Abh jyaada chappar chappar ki teri bhi waat laga doongi, chal kal se ghar ki saaf safai tere ko karna hai, kitchen ka saara kaam tera hai chhamak chhalo''..😆😆aur bata raat ko lunch mein kya banaayegi aaj?😆

She continued,''aur tum chandramukhi kiyela hai sabko dukhi, tu kal se apun logon ka kapda wash karne ka, kya, fir market se sabzi laana, nahi toh ek rakh ke doongi kaan ke neechey.'😆😆

Sindoora is furious, she gets up and goes to vidya, as she raises her hand to slap, Vidya holds it and she slaps sindoora left and right non stop.👏 👏👏Chachi collapsed on chair,😆 Mahuaa runs in her room as if she has seen a ghost, 😆chandramukhi falls on floor.😆

Vidya says,'' abh aage se tuney apun ke saath agar badtameezi ki yah panga liya toh tere ko nani yaad dilaa degi, kya samjhi, bheja fry nahi karna apunka, nahi toh tere ko aur chachi ko ek hi ring mein WWE wrestling karwaaoongi.'' ''Aur sun kaamchor thakeli, kal apun sabke liye subah ko chai bana ke laana aur fir garage mein sab car ko dhone ka, boley toh car washing karne ka, fir bathroom clean karne ka aur neechey maids room mein tu apna saaman shift karegi aur wahi tera room hai aaj se.''😆😆

(Part 2 of the episode will post later...)😛

I hope you must have enjoyed this funny episode of Bmtd.

Waiting for ur comments and views..Keep Smiling.😊

Thank you and God Bless You All.😊

Set_raj...😊

RAJ BHAIYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Tht was soooooo awesome...i wonmder where you get ur sense of humor from...I love this post..Really funny....Eagerly waiting for the next part! 😆

Originally posted by: LoveSharad

oh yes i enjoyed this episode of BMTD...
i love the 'chal oye...' .....hehehe....
too funny.... 😆

thanks mandy, wish if they shown in bombaiyya style...😆😆

Originally posted by: pinkpinkers

RAJ BHAIYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Tht was soooooo awesome...i wonmder where you get ur sense of humor from...I love this post..Really funny....Eagerly waiting for the next part! 😆

Thank you so much dimple😊..frm where i get?..hmmm of course my brain creates it.😃.sure i will post it soon as this is not yet complete..i was sitting today and this idea struck me and wrote in half an hour and posted it.😃

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OMG Bahiya...That was damn good...I am going to die soon...I can't stop thinkin about that now...Infact i've decided to use that type of language at home and lets see how my parents react...I don't really know this type of language but now i am gonna keep on coming back and see how to pernoucne what...Apun bohut shani hai..Sub sumajjati hai.. 😉 I can't wait for part second...You have to post it soon as possible...Sindoora or chachi ko toh wat lug gahi...Kya maza aya 😆 😆 ...Bus kash yeah sub drama mai hota...One request can u put a romantic funny scene between SV and use the same language... 😳
Ok takecare bye...
Ayesha 😊

Originally posted by: set_raj

Vidya tucked her pallu on her waist and turned towards chachi with stick in her hand,'' Arre oye phoolgobi, tu apun ko thappad maregi? haath lagaa ke dikha toh?..bahut tere ko apun ne bardasht kiyela hai aur sharm apun ko nahi tere ko aani chaahiye, khaa khaa kar bhains ki tarah expand hoti jaa rahi ho..tumko room chota padhega future, isliye garage mein bed daalkar sone ka, boley toh kya...6 yards ki saree ke badle tum 15 yards ki sare pahenti ho..sharm nahi aati hai thakeli chachi.'' Abh jyaada chappar chappar ki teri bhi waat laga doongi, chal kal se ghar saaf safai tere ko karna hai, kitchen ka saara kaam tera hai chhamak chhalo''..😆😆aur bata raat ko lunch mein kya banaayegi aaj?😆

phoolgobi ! 🤣🤣🤣
omgg .. raj you're too muchh ! 🤣
waiting for part 2 😳😉

Originally posted by: xmanisha

phoolgobi ! 🤣🤣🤣
omgg .. raj you're too muchh ! 🤣
waiting for part 2 😳😉

😆😃😆Hmmm..manisha...thanks a lot dear...sure will post part2 as i have to write about few more characters..Vidya sabko theek kar degi..😃😆

Originally posted by: jaysh0613

lol greatttt 😡

thanks a lot..part2 will be posted soon.😊

Originally posted by: chand pari

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OMG Bahiya...That was damn good...I am going to die soon...I can't stop thinkin about that now...Infact i've decided to use that type of language at home and lets see how my parents react...I don't really know this type of language but now i am gonna keep on coming back and see how to pernoucne what...Apun bohut shani hai..Sub sumajjati hai.. 😉 I can't wait for part second...You have to post it soon as possible...Sindoora or chachi ko toh wat lug gahi...Kya maza aya 😆 😆 ...Bus kash yeah sub drama mai hota...One request can u put a romantic funny scene between SV and use the same language... 😳
Ok takecare bye...
Ayesha 😊

😆😆Ayesha..ru gng to use tht language.sachi...😆this is typical bombaiyya bhaasha..u can say Munna bhai style..😆 😆yea im preparing second part now..of course Ayesha its a good idea to write a scene on SV ..pure romantic with touch of fun in it..i will write tht also..happy..😃Apun samjh gaya..boley toh...😆

Take care bye.😃