Laughs -- Marriage Blues -- SECOND

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Wife: "How'd your doctor appointment go?

Husband: "Well, there's good news and bad news. My blood pressure's high and
I'm overweight. But, at the doctor's suggestion, I'm going to take up golf!"

Wife: "And the good news?"

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Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

One night, a man's wife wakes up in the middle of the night and finds that her husband isn't in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him and finds him in the kitchen sitting down at the table. He doesn't look so happy, so she asks him "What's wrong honey?" He says, "Well, if 'I will' is the shortest sentence, does that make 'I do' the longest sentence?"

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

To celebrate their silver anniversary, a couple went to Niagara Falls and asked a motel clerk for a room. "We only have the honeymoon suite available," she told them.

"My wife and I've been married 25 year," the man said. "We don't need the honeymoon suite."

"Look, buddy," replied the clerk. "I might rent you Yankee Stadium, but you don't have to play baseball in it!"

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Don had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married.

"What!" shouted the boss. "I can't give you more time now. Whey didn't you get married while you were off?"

"Are you nuts?" replied Don. "That would have ruined my entire vacation!"

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

One day Mr. Jones was playing golf and died of an heart attack. Nobody wanted to tell Mrs. Jones. When Mrs. Jones got worried one of his friends told her that he lost 5,000 dollars playing poker. Mrs. Jones said he probably dropped dead. Funny you should mention that said his friend.

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Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A man comes home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife snaps at him, "what's the big idea coming home half drunk?" The man replies, "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money."

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