Happy Birthday to our softie voldy

"What do I do? What do I do? Arghhh, really what should I do?! I need a plan, and quickly, Ian is recruiting more members than I am! Why can't you help me you stupid pet snake?!?

OH, right, this is my cuddly plush snake, awkward, he's not going respond anytime soon", reflected a highly frustrated Jen.

You see the thing was, as per always, Ian and Jen were at odds with one another, engaged in friendly battle of course ;) The latest challenge between the two was to see if Jen could finally NOT fail as being Voldemort and recruit a group of Death Eaters. She'd had a month to do planning and recruiting but of course, she had chosen her time to splurge on heels. I mean, can a girl ever have enough shoes? (In Jen's case, perhaps :P). So here she was pacing around, with the date of the challenge coming up and not a single member had been recruited. She couldn't even ask her girls for help because that was one of the conditions, now let's see how the other party is doing!

"Okay guys, admit it, I am a pure, evil genius. Let's see how Jen calls me a duck ever again, hehhee. Do you all remember the plan?" asked Ian for what seemed like the millionth time.

Letting out sheepish smile, Anam decided to ask the question on everyone's mind. "Ian we all understand WHAT we have to do, but um why are we going to pretend to be Death Eaters for our wanna be Voldy? Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of the challenge? And won't it be kinda cruel on her birthday party?"

"Yeah Ian I mean I know we joke around a lot but have you lost your marbles?" chided Zaw as she fidgeted with her mask.

"Honestly guys I don't know why you're all complaining. These costumes are badass! Although, you all look extremely dorky," Areeba added.

"Finally someone appreciates the brilliance of my mind.thanks areeba.Okay I asked one question, not for every one to give their commentary. Seriously people, if you ruin all my hard work, I WILL use your weaknesses against you!" -Ian threatened.

Anu decided it was time to pitch in, "Ooo Ian, you know if you weren't such a softie on regular days, I would say you'd make a great villain! But don't worry, our girls will handle it."

"I'll leave the failing at being evil to Jen, but I appreciate the sentiments :P Okay final head count time! 1-2-3-4-5-6??? Who the heck is the 6th person?!" Ian screeched.

At this point, teddy fell over in peals of laughter. The girls all looked at her wide eyed, completely lost at the humor in the situation.

"Teddy, b, have you lost your mind or something cause we can help," pitched in Areeba.

In between laughter, Teddy spoke, "It's Mirza Babber Sher Baig! I thought I should add him to the party. Sigh, doesn't he look absolutely handsome in his Death Eater Robes? They are a perfect fit! If I wasn't already in love, I'd be in love."

Silence surrounded the girls, until Areeba started laughing uncontrollably, with the rest following, all mentally agreeing that yes, Teddy had lost it.

Back with our Voldy, she was ready to call Ian and admit defeat. Ian would be here in half an hours time and she'd like to save face. This was so humiliating. First a broken wand, now no Death Eater group. She was brought out of her thoughts by heavy pounding at her door. Who the hell lacks basic manners? Ugh. Humans.

As she attended to the door, six death eaters came barreling in. Well one was kind of being dragged along. Hmm, weird.

"Where have you all come from?! How did you find me?" - Jen

Disguising their voices, Anam and Anu took over and explained how they had heard from sources that Voldy was recruiting and how could they pass over the opportunity towards world domination?! As everyone settled in and Jen excitedly made plans including ducks for horcruxes (seriously, how serious was this "Dark Lord"), another knock was heard at the door.

AHA MUST BE IAN! I win!

"HA IAN, I have my recruiters, you lose. Now you have to bow to my service for a month!" -Jen.

"Before you get all excited, let's have everyone remove their masks," responded Ian.

One by one the girls removed their masks and Jen just turned paler. "YOU ALL BETRAYED ME?!?! Ian you can't have them help you! YOU WENT AGAINST THE RULES."

"Actually the rules were to not ask for help I didn't muahaha. Girls, why did you agree?" -Ian

Teddy: "New clothes for Mirza!!! Who by the way is right here."

Zaw: "I heard there were going to be kukris!"

Anu: "I wanted to party."

Anam: "Hey, gave me an excuse to get off work. Now my manager, she's a real villain."

Areeba: "To be honest, I came for the food."

"I am done with all of you. This is ridiculous!" -Jen.

"Okay how about we all go to the backyard? chided Ian. As everyone followed, they walked into their prideful work, the celebration for Jen's birthday party.

"Are you really telling me right now that you did this whole challenge stuff to give me a birthday party? -Jen.

As the girls nodded, Jen burst into happy tears and realized that she may be a twisted Voldemort, but that was only because her friends were real twisted. She wouldn't have it any other way though!