Laughs -- Stockbrokers and Yachts

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Stockbrokers and Yachts

A long time ago, a visitor from out of town came to a tour in Manhattan. At the end of the tour they took him to the financial district. When they arrived to Battery Park the guide showed him some nice yachts anchoring there, and said, "Here are the yachts of our bankers and stockbrokers." "And where are the yachts of the investors?" asked the naive visitor.

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Laughs


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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.


Stockbroker's Creed

Stockbroker's creed: A man is a client until proven broke.
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Posted: 17 years ago
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?

"My God! It is burnt out!! Sell all my G.E. stock NOW!!!"
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Posted: 17 years ago
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two all up. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out
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Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: What is a Stockbroker's Best Friend?

A: Glass.
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q. How did all the daytraders manage to fit under the limbo bar at their party?

A. They had all gone short.

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