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All of us would love it if Aarambh were to get the TRPs it deserves, so I have careafully listed some plots the CVs can use to top the BARC ratings.
Request the CVs to accept my humble offering-
1. Varundev will feign to be in love with Devsena, all while plotting to overthrow Dravidian rule and establish Aryavart.
2. They will have at least 5 TFC moments in one episode. What is TFC, you ask? Really, you guys are such novices. π TFC= Trip-Fall-Catch. Varundev will gaze at Devsena in his arms, maddened by equal parts desire and vengeance.
3. Devsena will push him away and will then lecture him on the pratishtha and self-respect of a Dravidian Nari. Would highly recommend including Sanskaar 101 classes taught to Varundev by Professor Devsena, Phd in Sanskaar.
4. With time, after many heated arguments and TFC moments, Varundev will succeed in ensaring Devsena in his Aryan web of 'pyaar' and will get her thumb prints on the power of attorney of Dravidagam through deceit. π²
5. Varundev has promised Devsena he will marry her and now Dravidagam is preparing for the mahagathbandhan of the two preeminent clans of the era.
6. The Mandap- Devsena looks down demurely as Varundev's baraat arrives at the gates of Dravidagam. Dayalini utaaros his aarti while Thangam tries her best to ensure an apshagun happens to stop the wedding.
7. Thangam doesn't need to try hard though, as at the seventh phera, Varundev smiles evilly and breaks the gathbandhan. He announces to everyone present there that Devsena means nothing to him and Dravidagam is now Aryavart. The Aryans are like, 'Varundev for president!'. π
8. Devsena is shocked and beseeches Varundev to not betray her like this, but her pleas fall on deaf ears. Varundev walks away and Dravidagam's citizens deplore Devsena's inability to persuade Varundev.
9. Varundev goes to his new room and practices his talwaarbazi while shirtless, brooding, grimacing, gritting his teeth and doing everything possible to convince us through the TV that this is difficult for him too. Devsena cries and asks Mahishiamman why this had to happen to her. Hahuma advises her that this is her fate now and it is her duty to be the best Aryan wife ever. π
10. Varundev dreams of his father and mother expressing their disappointment at how their parvarish has failed them. πPurohit advises VD to reinforce Aryan rule by upholding his marriage to Devsena, 'cause Aryans ek baar commitment karde, toh woh apne aap ke bhi nahi sunte.
11. Devsena decides that she has to win the 'Best Bahu' award at the Star Parivaar Awards, so she gets ready for her pehli rasoi. Dayalini and Thangam try their best to sabotage the rasam by replacing the sugar with salt and hiding Devsena's recipe book- 'Maharani Chamundi Ke Swadisht Pakwaan'.
12. Devsena manages to pull through though and the Aryans are mighty impressed by her haathon ka jaadu. Varundev declines to comment though he secretly thinks about asking Devsena for the recipe. Devsena credits her amma and appa, kyunki Devsena bhi kabhi Dravid thi.
13. Disappointed at the turn of events, an unholy alliance emerges between Thangam and Abrook. Abrook lusts after Devsena and wants her for himself while Thangam ko kuch kuch hota hai when she sees Varundev trying to cool off at the community pond. π³
Err...I think that's enough for today's class, people.
What do you guys think?
Is it a good guide or not? π
π
All of us would love it if Aarambh were to get the TRPs it deserves, so I have careafully listed some plots the CVs can use to top the BARC ratings.
Request the CVs to accept my humble offering-
1. Varundev will feign to be in love with Devsena, all while plotting to overthrow Dravidian rule and establish Aryavart.
2. They will have at least 5 TFC moments in one episode. What is TFC, you ask? Really, you guys are such novices. π TFC= Trip-Fall-Catch. Varundev will gaze at Devsena in his arms, maddened by equal parts desire and vengeance.
3. Devsena will push him away and will then lecture him on the pratishtha and self-respect of a Dravidian Nari. Would highly recommend including Sanskaar 101 classes taught to Varundev by Professor Devsena, Phd in Sanskaar.
4. With time, after many heated arguments and TFC moments, Varundev will succeed in ensaring Devsena in his Aryan web of 'pyaar' and will get her thumb prints on the power of attorney of Dravidagam through deceit. π²
5. Varundev has promised Devsena he will marry her and now Dravidagam is preparing for the mahagathbandhan of the two preeminent clans of the era.
6. The Mandap- Devsena looks down demurely as Varundev's baraat arrives at the gates of Dravidagam. Dayalini utaaros his aarti while Thangam tries her best to ensure an apshagun happens to stop the wedding.
7. Thangam doesn't need to try hard though, as at the seventh phera, Varundev smiles evilly and breaks the gathbandhan. He announces to everyone present there that Devsena means nothing to him and Dravidagam is now Aryavart. The Aryans are like, 'Varundev for president!'. π
8. Devsena is shocked and beseeches Varundev to not betray her like this, but her pleas fall on deaf ears. Varundev walks away and Dravidagam's citizens deplore Devsena's inability to persuade Varundev.
9. Varundev goes to his new room and practices his talwaarbazi while shirtless, brooding, grimacing, gritting his teeth and doing everything possible to convince us through the TV that this is difficult for him too. Devsena cries and asks Mahishiamman why this had to happen to her. Hahuma advises her that this is her fate now and it is her duty to be the best Aryan wife ever. π
10. Varundev dreams of his father and mother expressing their disappointment at how their parvarish has failed them. πPurohit advises VD to reinforce Aryan rule by upholding his marriage to Devsena, 'cause Aryans ek baar commitment karde, toh woh apne aap ke bhi nahi sunte.
11. Devsena decides that she has to win the 'Best Bahu' award at the Star Parivaar Awards, so she gets ready for her pehli rasoi. Dayalini and Thangam try their best to sabotage the rasam by replacing the sugar with salt and hiding Devsena's recipe book- 'Maharani Chamundi Ke Swadisht Pakwaan'.
12. Devsena manages to pull through though and the Aryans are mighty impressed by her haathon ka jaadu. Varundev declines to comment though he secretly thinks about asking Devsena for the recipe. Devsena credits her amma and appa, kyunki Devsena bhi kabhi Dravid thi.
13. Disappointed at the turn of events, an unholy alliance emerges between Thangam and Abrook. Abrook lusts after Devsena and wants her for himself while Thangam ko kuch kuch hota hai when she sees Varundev trying to cool off at the community pond. π³
Err...I think that's enough for today's class, people.
What do you guys think?
Is it a good guide or not? π
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