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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

An economist is someone who doesn't know what he's talking about - and make you feel it's your fault.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The definition of "waste": a busload of economists plunging over a precipice with three of the seats unoccupied.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota. The woman asks: will this cure my illness? Answer of the doctor: No, but the half year will seem pretty long.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

An economist is someone who gets rich explaining others why they are poor.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

"I'm thinking of leaving my husband," complained the economist's wife.

Why ?

He Is Budget Maker, Cannot Shop. No Money Alloted

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Tariff -- A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer

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