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Posted: 17 years ago

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Q: Why does Treasury only have 10 minutes for morning tea ?

A: If they had any longer, they would need to re-train all the economists.

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Q: Did you hear of the economist who dove into his swimming pool and broke his neck?

A: He forgot to seasonally adjust his pool.

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Q: Why did the market economist cross the road?

A: To reach the consensus forecast.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: How many Chicago School economists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. If the light bulb needed changing the market would have already done it.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is a trained professional paid to use computers to guess wrong about the economy.

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Posted: 17 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand. Bentley's second Law of Economics: The only thing more dangerous than an economist is an amateur economist!

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