Toh mere Class ki Ladkiyaan ... uff... kya ' Chamiyaa ' banke aati thi...😆
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' Kajal waajal ' lagake ... Full Hairstyle banake... Main sochti... ' Gajabb ' inke pass kitna ' Faltu ka Time ' hai... mere pass toh ' Breakfast ' ke liye bhi ' Time ' nhi rhta tha...😆
Main toh Subah jldi uth jaaun... mere liye wahi sbse Badi ' Victory ' rhti thi...😛
Itni ' Pitaayi ' khaayi hai maine subah subah... kya bataun...🤪 ' Full Neend ' mein subah hi subah jb Mummy uthane aati toh main ' Neend ' mein hi ' Jhoot ' bolti ki - Mummy Aaj Pet mein Dard ho rha hai.. aaj nhi jaaungi main... woh bhi Sirf ' Sone ' ke liye .. uske baad toh jo ' Earth Quake ' aata tha... Le ' Thappad pe Thappad ' barsate the mujhpe... Aur main ' Full Neend ' mein hi bachne ka ' Try ' krti bt Unfortunately Bach nhi paati thi...😆 ( Bahut ' Maar ' khaaya hai maine ... ' School & Ghar ' pe dono Jagah... woh bhi ' Bhishan Gajabbb ' ka maar aisa waisa bhi nhi...😛
Toh ek baar aise hi ' Maar ' khake subah subah main uth hi gyi ' School ' jaane ke liye... Bt meri ' Neend ' Complete naa hone ke wajah se ' Gajabb ka Headache ' ho rha tha...🤢
Toh main School jaake ' So gyi ' .. ( Waise bhi main 1st ' 3 classes ' Soo hi jaati thi school jaake... ye baat aajtk kisi ko nhi pta chali... bas meri Side waali frnd ko leave krke... bcoz main soti hi thi itna ' Jhakaas ' tarike se ki kisi ko pta hi nhi chlta tha... sb sochte main Table mein apna Head rkhke ' Likh ' rhi hoon... bcoz main Neend mein hi ' Pen ' pakde rhti thi... Teacher ko dikhane ke liye ...😆 )
Haan toh jaise maine btaya main so rhi thi bcoz of my Headache... toh ek ladka... Sindhi kahin ka... bahut ' Halla ' macha rha tha... pta nhi apne aapko kya lagata tha... tha ek No ka ' Fattu ' ... Toh bahut ' Halla ' kr rha tha... mera waise hi Sar ' Blast ' ho rha tha... upar se ye ' Chaparganju ' ... Mera Dimaag ' Thanka ' ... maine bola ab toh ye gya iska ' Sar Phod dungi main aaj ' ...😈
Jaise ki main ' So rhi thi ' .. phir main uthke khade huyi aur sidha uska raasta rok diya... aur bola - Sun ... Halla krna hai naa... toh bahar jaake kr... Mera ' Head ' Blast ho rha hai... Ab agar ek Awaaz nikali naa toh phir dekh main kya krti hoon... woh bola - Kya kr legi ... main bhi toh dekhoon zara... Maine bola - Main tera Sar tod dungi... woh Fattu darr toh gya tha... ' Sindhi ' jo thehra...😆 ( Bt pretend aise kr rha tha jaise bahut bada ' Sher ' hai... Geedad kahin ka.. ) toh mujhse usne bola - Chal.. Tod ke dikha... Mera Dimaag waise hi Sarka huya tha... ( In mind maine Bola - Aaj toh main isko maarungi ) ... phir aao dekha naa taao... ' Chair ' utha li apni... Apna Bag Table mein rkhke...
Woh ' Sehem ' toh gya tha... uske Face se hi pta chal rha tha... Fattu ke.. Tbhi ' Teacher ' aa gyi .. aur boli - wat u both r Doing...? Maine bola In mind - Dokri aapko bhi abhi aana tha... Shit...🤢 Maine kaha maarungi toh main isko .. chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye... Jaise hi Teacher ne ye pucha.. toh jo ' Chair ' maine uthayi thi... woh maine ' Tadaak ' Se us ' Chaparganju Sindhi ladke ' ke pairon mein de maari... 🤪N bola ' Mission Accomplish ' ...⭐️
Phir uske baad usne jo ' Shor machaya ' use sunke sbhi hasne lage... Chillane laga ' Mummy... mummy... ' 😆 Maine bola jaake apne ' Mummy ' ke piche Chupiyo... Chal nikal... hatt yahan se... aur use Dhakka de diya...😆
Phir Teacher ne pucha ye kya kiya tumne Surbhi - Maine bola Mam ' I m not feeling well... n He is Shouting Like Hell ' .. maine bola ise mat ' Halla ' kr.. bt ye mujhe hi ' Attitude ' dikhane laga...( phir kya aage ka maine nhi bataya ki maine toh ' Chair ' iske Khopdi mein phodni thi.. bt aap Tapak gyi...Koi nhi ' Khopdi ' naa sahi... ' Pair ' Bhi chal gya. .) Toh Mam ne bhi use hi ' Daant ke ' Class se bahaar ka Raasta dikha diya... 🤪
Aur As usual woh mujhe Ghoorne laga... Maine bhi use Ghoorke kaha - Sun... Ye toh Mam Aa gyi toh tu Bach gya.. sirf ' Class ' ke bahaar jaa rha hai... wrna mera Plan toh tujhe ' Hospital ' pahuchane ka tha... N jyada Ghooriyo mt.. bcoz Jo mujhe Ghoorta hai ... main ' Bachpan ' se hi uski ' Aankhein ' nikal ke ' Kanche ' khelti hoon... Smjha... chal ab Phut le yahan se... 🤪
N Mam Ne mujhe bola - U take ' Rest ' ... toh main phir se ' So gyi ' ...😆😛
