Saanjh v/s Maaya

All right guys, all the drama we saw till now is fake so I will post the real drama

Saanjh: Your honour, Maya hadd se zyada giri huyi aurat hai, issne apni suhagraat mere duffer ke saath manayi woh bhi mere shanti spot pe!!!

Judge: *nods*

Saanjh: Ayaan bilkul nirdosh hai, woh toh has Maaya ke kapde faadkar keys nikal raha tha

Judge: *nods*

Maaya: Par Saanjh ke paas iska koi saboot nahi hai

Judge: *nods*

Saanjh: Shut up, yeh court hai yahaan sirf main bolungi, mummy bolo na isse 😭

Suman: Yes Maaya Saanjh ko bolne do

Judge: *nods*

Saanjh: Aaj tumhara har sach court mein nanga hoga

Maya: Main tumhe dikhati hoon jhooth aur sach ka nangapan *strips*

Judge: *nods*

Saanjh: Mummy dekhona yeh mera screen space cheen rahi hai 😡

Vandana: Maine toh pehle hi kaha tha yeh ladki Arjun ke liye theek nahi hai. Pandit ji ne bataya tha mujhe ki ichadhari nagin hai

Judge: *nods*

Saanjh: Your honour, jaisa ki aapne suna ki Maya ichadhari naagin hai. Main court se request karti hoon ki aap plz been bajayi yeh zeherili naagin zaroor naachegi . Bulaye kisi been waaleko.

Arjun: Arre kisi been waale ko bulane ki zarurat nahi, hamara lawyer been wala sapera hi toh hai

Maya: Arjun tumne lawyer ke naam pe been waale ko appoint kiya? How cute 😳 Tumhare issi bhole pan par main fida ho gayi thi

Saanjh: Mummy!!!! 😭 Dekho na yeh Maaya Bhari adaalat mein mere duffer pe line maar rahi hai

Judge: *nods*

Suman: oye Saanjh, tu chinta na kar tere paas toh Arjun se bhi achcha ladka hai- Samay

Saanjh: Nahi mujhe arjun chahiye *like a 5 year old*

Prosecutions: Objection mylord, mujhe been bajane nahi diya jaa raha

Saanjh: Been bajayo, main apne duffer ke saath naachungi
*Dusky does dance on Main Naagin Dance Nachna *

Judge: *nods*

Maya: Enough!! Stop It!! Itne useless log maine zindagi mein nahi dekhe, lagta hai sab kaam mujhe hi karna padega (waise bhi aajtak iss show mein sab ke hisse ki acting main hi karti aayi hun, badi mushkil se yeh Samay aaya tha jo achi acting karta tha par iss chipku ladki ne usse bhi nahi aane diya)

Judge: *nods*

Maaya: Aur tu moti bhains *looking at the judge * kya mundi hilayi jaa rahi hai, chal utar, main judge ka role karke dikhati hoon

Prosecutor: *Plays been*

Maaya: Bhaisahab suniye, aap please jaayiye, aapka role bhi main hi karloongi

Then Maaya turns to Saanjh
Maya: Saanjh baby, jao mummy ke paas jaake baitho, okay bachcha.

Saanjh: Nahi yeh court hai, yahaan sirf main chilati hoon

Maaya 😡 : Saanjh kya tum chaahti ho main tumhe goli maaroon??

Saanjh: No Maam 😕

Maaya: toh be a good girl aur jaayo jaa ke mummy ke paas baitho.

Saanjh: Okay Maam

Judge: *nods*

Maaya angrily goes and throws judge out of the court.

Maaya: Ab bas bacha Ayaan, jiska aise bhi role kaat hi diya, aisa lag raha hai case maine Ayaan pe nahi balki Saanjh ne mujhpe kiya hai

Maaya goes on to play prosecutor defence and judge and everyone gives her standing ovation 👏

Saanjh: Mummy!!! Maaya ne meri standing ovation cheen li 😭

Vandana: Are maine toh pehle hi kaha tha yeh ladki Arjun ke liye theek nahi hai!!

Lol hahaha you never know this scene might actually play out later? Rofl

Very hilarious post. 😆

🤣🤣🤣 this is the most hilarious thing I've read/seen in a while, thanks 😆

ROFL hilarious & tq for this post.

Originally posted by: kavsy

Very hilarious post. 😆

Saanjh : Mujhe ek hi khilona chaiye aur woh hain Arjun.

Maya: Arjun naa hi khilona hain aur naahi use kisi dukaan se kharida jaa sakta hain.

Saanjh:Mummy mujhe Arjun chaiye.

Maya: Judge saab Arjun mera pati hain. Aur kisi ki pati ke saath chhakar chalana apraad hain. Mujhe Ayaan se zyada Saanjh par case karni chaiye.

Judge nods.

Judge: adalat saanjh mathur ko shaadi shuda mard ko apni taraf kheechne ki jurm main 5 saal ki sazaa sunati hain. 😆

Originally posted by: kavsy

Very hilarious post.😆

Saanjh : Mujhe ek hi khilona chaiye aur woh hain Arjun.

Maya: Arjun naa hi khilona hain aur naahi use kisi dukaan se kharida jaa sakta hain.

Saanjh:Mummy mujhe Arjun chaiye.

Maya: Judge saab Arjun mera pati hain. Aur kisi ki pati ke saath chhakar chalana apraad hain. Mujhe Ayaan se zyada Saanjh par case karni chaiye.

Judge nods.

Judge: adalat saanjh mathur ko shaadi shuda mard ko apni taraf kheechne ki jurm main 5 saal ki sazaa sunati hain.😆

Actually I would not say Arjun is a toy for any of them.

For Maya he is kind of a necessity, just like air to breathe, water to drink and food to eat.

Now I don't know if Saanjh is also having some mental or psychological issues like Maaya but she also behaves somewhat similarly. So to conclude Maya is obsessed by Arjun and so is Saanjh(more or less)

If given a chance both ladies would fight for Arjun in a tug of war, jahan pe rassi ki jagah Arjun hoga aur uske baad bhole bhale (kamine to be honest) Arjun ka kya haal hoga aap soch sakte hain.

Maya needs professional help asap as well as personal support. Unfortunately, she got none.

As for Saanjh we don't know anything, but somewhere I feel there is more to it. Maybe an incident in childhood or a problem that was neglected. Although it's just a guess, coz Saanjh behaves unusual and irrational at times.

stop bashing Saanj .. maya is stupid.. she thinks she can do whatever and nobody will notice. for god sake she is a murderer and Saanj will expose this.. just watch.. and creating post to belittle saanjh can only feed your mind to stay happy for a while... but maya the murder will soon be sentenced to die.. Phanssi do maya ko!

Originally posted by: sauma

stop bashing Saanj .. maya is stupid.. she thinks she can do whatever and nobody will notice. for god sake she is a murderer and Saanj will expose this.. just watch.. and creating post to belittle saanjh can only feed your mind to stay happy for a while... but maya the murder will soon be sentenced to die.. Phanssi do maya ko!

I did not bashed Saanjh, I just joked about the courtroom scene. If you would read it you would realise that I joked about Saanjh, Maya, Arjun, prosecutor and the judge.

Well people keep saying blind Maya supporters but here you are not able to read a gag without seeing an imaginary bashing.
Plz grow up

Well Good humour and forum needs one badly👍🏼