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Okay, so I am bored, and waiting for 2 hours, before I go out an booze with my friends, so thought of doing what? So First thought came to my mind was lets make a thread in IF.
The topic for this thread will be a count down list where I rank the Akshay Kumar movies of this decade(all movies which released since 2010, yes the bas***d has done 26 freaking(and counting) movies in 7 years and a two months).
Now this thread will start with me listing the worst 6, and than the top 11-20 and than the 1-10. I am a lazy writer so I cannot guarantee how much time it might take time(like one week lol).
So without me much fcuking around. lets go with worst 6.
"Joker: This has to be the worst movie ever made, let alone Akki's worst movie. Shirish Kunde deserves slap from every one who went to see this movie in theater(yes I am also one of the unfortunate)
Terrible everything right from acting to direction to music to script to dailouges to camera work to every freaking thing, even the ever adorable Shreyas Talpade was unbearable in this gigantic pile of crap.
It is so sad that last year's tamil master piece has to share its namesake with this feculence.
My rating: -10 out of 10
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Thank You Why Akki why?? Why did you signed this terrible movie. It is so terrible I don't even remember what it was of, okay yeah it was Akki playing the love guru for Sonam to get her husband back. God better Akki did Tees Maar Khan-2 The only redeeming thing in the movie was Irfan Khan and his dry humour.
My rating : 0.5 out of 10
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Tees Maar Khan: Talking about Tees Maar Khan-2, god this pile of shite. Another terrible movie from the same family of Kunder, although unlike Joker, Tees Maar Khan was somewhat a commercial success, having the second biggest opening of that time( all thanks of my Katy). But that does not change the fact that it is an utterly stupid movie which was an insult to our intelligence. Although it is one of my all time fab time-pass movies, but that is because in life you to see movies like this to understand that the work you are doing is not bad, some people do worse. Oh and Katrina was so gorgeous in the movie❤️
My rating : 1 out of 10(only because of Shiela Ki Jawaani).
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[/B]Khiladi 786: This was not a terrible movie like the above three as it had some cool music and also there were some funny moments, and yes this movie gave me a chance to laugh to Himesh, and I always love that.
Anyways it was a bad movie. worst in the Khiladi series, and in a way tarished the series for me.
My rating : 1.5 out of 10.
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[B]Boss: Another mindless masala action movie which made little to no sense. But what I redeemed it for me is was the awesome Boss theme, Ronit Roy with a menancing role and that Peeta song.
Although on whole it was a poor movie, made just for the sake of making movies. Also the revelation in the end was blah.
My rating : 1.5 out of 10.
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Action Replayy: Might be the worst adaptation of the classic ""Back to the Future'. While I will not say it was a outright terrible movie, but it was something which had so much promise to produce a worthwhile entertainer for centuries but it felt flat. Mainly due to poor writing and poorly written character and lack of humor in the script. While Aishwariya Rai looked really good, still that alone cannot make a movie worth your ticket.
My rating : 2.5 out of 10.
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The topic for this thread will be a count down list where I rank the Akshay Kumar movies of this decade(all movies which released since 2010, yes the bas***d has done 26 freaking(and counting) movies in 7 years and a two months).
Now this thread will start with me listing the worst 6, and than the top 11-20 and than the 1-10. I am a lazy writer so I cannot guarantee how much time it might take time(like one week lol).
So without me much fcuking around. lets go with worst 6.
"Joker: This has to be the worst movie ever made, let alone Akki's worst movie. Shirish Kunde deserves slap from every one who went to see this movie in theater(yes I am also one of the unfortunate)
Terrible everything right from acting to direction to music to script to dailouges to camera work to every freaking thing, even the ever adorable Shreyas Talpade was unbearable in this gigantic pile of crap.
It is so sad that last year's tamil master piece has to share its namesake with this feculence.
My rating: -10 out of 10
"
"
Thank You Why Akki why?? Why did you signed this terrible movie. It is so terrible I don't even remember what it was of, okay yeah it was Akki playing the love guru for Sonam to get her husband back. God better Akki did Tees Maar Khan-2 The only redeeming thing in the movie was Irfan Khan and his dry humour.
My rating : 0.5 out of 10
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Tees Maar Khan: Talking about Tees Maar Khan-2, god this pile of shite. Another terrible movie from the same family of Kunder, although unlike Joker, Tees Maar Khan was somewhat a commercial success, having the second biggest opening of that time( all thanks of my Katy). But that does not change the fact that it is an utterly stupid movie which was an insult to our intelligence. Although it is one of my all time fab time-pass movies, but that is because in life you to see movies like this to understand that the work you are doing is not bad, some people do worse. Oh and Katrina was so gorgeous in the movie❤️
My rating : 1 out of 10(only because of Shiela Ki Jawaani).
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[/B]Khiladi 786: This was not a terrible movie like the above three as it had some cool music and also there were some funny moments, and yes this movie gave me a chance to laugh to Himesh, and I always love that.
Anyways it was a bad movie. worst in the Khiladi series, and in a way tarished the series for me.
My rating : 1.5 out of 10.
"
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[B]Boss: Another mindless masala action movie which made little to no sense. But what I redeemed it for me is was the awesome Boss theme, Ronit Roy with a menancing role and that Peeta song.
Although on whole it was a poor movie, made just for the sake of making movies. Also the revelation in the end was blah.
My rating : 1.5 out of 10.
"
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Action Replayy: Might be the worst adaptation of the classic ""Back to the Future'. While I will not say it was a outright terrible movie, but it was something which had so much promise to produce a worthwhile entertainer for centuries but it felt flat. Mainly due to poor writing and poorly written character and lack of humor in the script. While Aishwariya Rai looked really good, still that alone cannot make a movie worth your ticket.
My rating : 2.5 out of 10.
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