~Desi Cocktail-Kisse Ishqbaazi Ke Ts~
*Rumya & Shivika*
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He saw her for the fifth time, in the past five minutes as she walked to and fro her gaze fixed at the room's entrance. Saumya enters with a servant.
Anika-"Yeh lijiye aa gayi Saumya..! ShivOmRu all look up.
All gather around the airbag that had been carried in by the servant.
Saumya-"Anika Di you were right yeh uss Ajay ka bag hai jo wo jaldi mein chod ke chale gaya..!"
Anika gives a winning smile to Shivaay, who folds his hands and looks on "Kholo..!Trust me iss mein kuch nahi milega"
Anika and Saumya start digging inside the bag for some sort of clue,Rudra helping the duo.Rudra finds a chit of paper and hands it over to Anika.She opens to read it, with Shivaay peeping in over her shoulder.
"RaasLeela Mele Pe Mil Raat ko 9 baje...Aagye ka plan wahin bataungi.
Shivaay widens his eyes at the note. Anika-"Maine kaha thaa naa...koi na koi surag milega
Shivaay-"Yeh hai clue...are you out of your head..ye koi random note bhi toh ho sakta hai.
Om-"I think Shivaay is right.Yeh jagah bahut...
Rudra-"Lekin ho sakta hai yeh uska boss ka note hain
Saumya-"Hmm..I think Rudra is right.
Anika-"Theek hain...Hum aaj jaake dehk lete hain..Doodh ka doodh aur paani ka paani ho jaayega.
Rudra-"Yes Bhabhi..!
Shivaay-"Are you guys nuts, maine tumhe aisi waisi jagah nahi jaane de raha hoon.!
Rudra-"Don't worry bhaiya...main bhabhi aur Sumo chale jaayenge..!
Saumya stares at him.He shrugs his shoulder.
O-"Good idea main aur Shivaay yahin rukenge Svethlana pe nazar rakhenge.
Shivaay-"Nahi..! Maine bhi jaaunga..In dono ka koi bharosa nahi..koi raita phela diya ...I mean inn dono ne problem..
He was cut-off by Rudra-"Its okay bhaiya hummein matlab pata hai..! winks at O.
Anika smiles looking the other way, while Shivaay tries to wear a normal face.
"Ok let's go abhi 7 hi baje hain hum tab tak wahan pahuch jaayenge" shivaay said while diverting the topic.
"Ek minute rukiye...hum sabh aise nhi jaa sakte"annika said while all of them gave her a confused look.
"Arre mera matlab,dekho ye sabh jo abhi tak attacks hua hai isse ye baat saabit ho gaya hai ki koi hum sabh par nazar rakhe hua hai toh.." she said.
"Toh??" they all said in chorus.
"toh hum mein apna hulya badal kar jaana parega wahan ki koi hum mein pehchaan na paye" she said as a matter of fact.
"Hu...hul...ya...what's with the language annika? it's called dressup...'DISGUISE"" shivaay said while making her understand.
"Haan haan wahi..."annika said.
"Ab aap na billuji, abhi ekdum chup rahiye, abhi itna important discussion ho raha hai aur app abhi bhi angrezy jhaad rahe hai, Angrez toh chale gaye par apna chela yahan chod gaye" annika added while muttering the last line. But shivaay heard it.
"Annika!! you are mad!! What did you say..chela" shivaay shouted irritately.
"Mein khiski hui hoon? aap khiske huye hai aur wo bhi thore se nhi poore " annika said while rotating her finger at the side of her head.
Before shivaay could say anything Om cut him off.
"Guyzz just stop it!! tumlog kyun baccho ki tarah lad rahe ho" he said while coming in between the two.
"Arre bhaiya aapne inhe kyu roka kitna maza aa raha tha inhe ladte hua dekh kar"Rudra said while munching on the popcorns from the bowl in his hand with saumya.
"Haan bade baal wale bhaiya,ye dono kitne cute lag rhe the ladte hua" saumya said dreamily.
Shivika were embaressed as soon as they heard saumya.They looked here and there except in each other eyes.
"Chalo chalte hai"annika said and soon exit the room being all red.
"haan...haan chalo"shivaay instantly said and followed annika.
All three of them just grinned in response eyeing each other.
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At rasleela mela maidan~~
They reach the RasLeela mela maidaan. They had got off a little before and walked the way upto the entrance. It was all brightly lit in colouful lights. They had split into a team of two. Since Rudra wanted to go with Saumya.Shivika were the other group.
Shivaay disguised as a typical Sardaar, wearong a loose black kurta with dhoti pants. Anika wore a simple floral kurti with legging. She wore big soda glasses, scarf around her neck and braided her hair. Saumya disguised as a cute Sardaar boy. While Rudra wore a burkhaa. They all had connected over a bluetooth network.
Shivaay-"Ye jagah itni blingy kyun hain.
Anika-"Mast hai naa..jhil mil...jhil mil..kitne saalon baad mele maine aayi hoon ..last toh college ke time thaa..arey aapko pata hai..yahan Heer Ranjha ka comedy wala tamasha hota hai..
Saumya-"you mean street play..
Rudra-"wow..bhabhi..mera first time hai..
Anika-"Arey Rudra maine tujhe kya bataun...yahan naa ek se ek khaane ki cheezein milti hain wada pav, gol gappe, bhelpuri, gola
Rudra-"Bhaabhi khaane ko chod itna hi bahut hai..Sumo ke liye...aur kya kya hota hai...
Anika-Aur sabse best part..naach gaana..
Shivaay tries to keep calm listening to their stupid talks. And indicates Anika to keep quiet.
Rudra-" Oh bete ki...wow mujhe nahi pata thaa mele mein bhi disco hota hai
Anika-"Haan lekin ek dum desi wala..
Shivaay-"Just shut up all of you. Hum yahan picnic pe nahi aaye hain..focus..And Rudra whats with your language you said O..be...whatever.
Rudra-"Bhaiya ye cheating hai bhabhi ne bhi bola bhabhi ko daaton.
Shivaay rubs his forehead."Shut up the two of you and mind ur tongues. First of all Yeh jagah kitni unhygenic hai..!" He says looking around at scattered food, papers and packets on the dry muddy soil."Aagye ka plan kya hai.?"
Anika-"Hum naa pehle heer ranjhaa ka play dehkenge...phir gol gappa..
Rudra-"Good idea bhabhi..!"
Shivaay-"phat the wuck...yeh hai tum logon ka plan..!"
Saumya-"I agree with u bade bhaiyaa..di ..rudra...hum log yahan ek mission pe aaye hain...aur agar hum yunhi baaton mein time waste karte rahe toh humaara mission... Mission Impossible ban jaayega..you know According to University of Stanford...
Shivaay cuts her-"thats enough...saumya...so whats next?"
AniRu just pouted.But shivaay and saumya were right so they just kept quite.
"Ab hum mein us KK ko dhondna parega"annika said.
"KK?"the three of them just chorused. "Arre KK kutta kamina,Mein thori na aise apne pati aur sarural walo ke saamne gaali de sakti hoon, mein ek bahut sanskari bahu hoon"annika said with a proud expression.
"dekha bhaiya bhabhi kitni acchi hai"rudra said.
Shivay now had enough of this stupid talks.He just asked the Duo to shut there mouth and asked saumya to start searching Ajay with rudra while they will also started their search.
Anika just saluted him while saumya assured him.Shivaay just smack his forehead with his hand being frustated.
soon all of them started doing what they were told to do.
"saumya and rudra keep us updated about all the things ok? and if this Dumbell Oberoi does any stupidity just let me know"shivaay said them.
Rudra just made a pouty face while saumya assure him in response and started searching Ajay with a sulking rudra.
Shivaay turned and saw annika was not there as he was buzy in talking to them"abh ye ladki kahan chali gayi?"he said irritately and looked here and there in search of her.
At last he saw her at a ditance eating Gol Gappa"ye ladki ka kuch nhi ho sakta"He smiled and headed towards her.
"arre bhaiya mirchi daaliye na ekdum teekha nhi hai'annika said while putting a gol gappa in her mouth.
suddenly she felt a tap on her shoulder and turned around to see shivay glaring at her with his folded arms.
Annika just give him a cheeky smile.Shivaay opened his mouth to say something to her when annika just put a gol gappa in his mouth ansked him that was it good? and turned towards the man and asked him for more.
Shivaay just stared in shock and started eating the food which was inside his mouth."phat the wuck!! annika ye tumne kya kiya you know na I hate these unhygenic food and BTW what are you doing over here?"shivaay said while wiping his mouth and glared at her.
"Arre aap rudra aur saumya se baat kar rahe the na toh mein ne socha ki ja kar thora gol gappa kha lete hai"annika said with a puppy face."waise ye kaisa tha aur teekha karwaaon,arre bhaiya aur teekha daliye"she said and turned towards the man once again.
Shivaay just dragged her a little away after handing the vendor a 500 rupee note.Anika-"Arre aapne use 3 gol gapoe ke paanch sau ruppee diye..change to lete.
Shivaay-"Chup ek dum chup. Ab main bolungaa aur tum sunogi...! Hum yahan ek kaam se aaye hain focus uspe hona chaoye samjhi.!"
Anika rolling her eyes-"Hmm.!"
Shivaay raise his hand to run over his hair but his hand banged into the turban.
Anika giggled to get a glare for him.
As Rumya walked around.
Rudra-"Sumo woh dehko ..balloon shoot game..chalo chal ke nishaane baazi karte hain."
Saumya folded her hands and turned to him with a stern face. "Nishaane baazi...tumne apne face se yeh naqab bhi hataya naa toh ho-haaye mach jaayegi."
Rudra raises his veil -"arey main toh bhul hi gaya..main itna popular hoon.."winks and puts the veil down.
"Acha chalo ice cream khaate hain..aaj mera cheat day hain.!"
Sumo-"Shut up..aur haan tabh kya kaha toh tumne Abika di ko..."she said raising her wrist like a sardaar, "Mere liye itna hi bhaaki hai
Rudra-"kyun tumhe aur chaiye thaa...kitna khaati ho tum yaar
Sumo punches him lightly on the stomach.
Rudra-"Ouch paagal ho kya...
Sumo smiles victoriously-"Serves you well Sardaar Sumo Singh se pangaa mat lena...Rudina..!"
Rudra opens his mouth in perfect o, raises his viel yet again to speak."ae Sumo Singh Oberoi mujhe Rudina nahi kaho samjhi."
Realising what he just said, shocking Saumya-"Mera matlab Sirf Sumo Singh..wo flow mein nikal gaya...ab chale kuch dhang ka kaam karein?" Walks ahead.Saumya contemplating follows him.
As Rudra walked a little ahead of Saumya peeking here and there, someone from behind tapped his shoulder, he turned to find a man.
Taking out a girly voice-"Jii kahiye..!"
Saumya hears squeaky version of rudra's voice and turns.."Oh no.! yeh kya kar raha hai.!"
Man-"woh mujhe laga ki aap meri dost hai."
Rudra thinks"Acha toh yeh mujhse flirt kar raha hain...lagta hai main ladki ke disguise mein bhi attractive hoon...acha hai iske saath flirt karta hoon , phir iss Sum ko Mere talent ke baare mein pata chalega.
To the man-"Kya aapbhi...waise mere naam Ruddiana hai..!"
Man smiling-"Mere naam Natwarlaal Paan Singh hai..!
Ruddiana-"nat...main aapko pyaar se Natu bulaungi..!"
Man blushes.
Saumya rolls her eyes and approaches them-"O jii excuse me paajii myself Rudiana ka Dost...Rudiana...chale..!" drags him away.
Rudiana-"Byyyeee...phir milenge.!"
Man-"ji...raat bahut lambi hai..!"
Suddenly Rudra felt a pair of hand holding his wrist.
He turned and saw the man holding his wrist "Kahan jaa rhi hai aap?"the man said with a smirk.
Meanwhile Saumya felt that Rudra was not following her so she turned and saw him talking to the same man "Uff ye dumbell Oberoi,aaj ye sach mein hume kissi problem mein phasayega"She muttered and went towards them.
"ye kya harkat hai ? koi aise koi ladki ka haath pakarta? choriye mujhe..mujhe jaana hai" Rudar said in an over melodramatic tone, while trying to escape from his hold like an abla naari while the man's hold got more tighter.
"Arre chale jaaiyega mene kaha na abhi raat bahut lambi hai toh thora time hamare saath bhi bita lijiye" the man said with a lustful voice.
"chodiye mujhe.." rudra said "Sumo!!" he screamed.
Just then saumy came there."oyye ye kya kar raha hai chal chor use...warna kasam uss rab ki...is bande ka aisa haath padega ki...ki...tu uth nahi uth jaayega.."she sternly said and started pulling Rudra from the man's grip.
Rudra to himself-"Mujhe nahi pata thaa ki Sumo Sunny Deol ki fan hai..!"
Now there was a tug of war going on between Saumya and Natwarlaal urf Natu.
Poor Rudy was now moving from one side to the other while the two of them continued their war. Rudra spoke up yet again -"Chod do tum dono iss chittiyan kalayian ko...warna...mere naazuk se haath mein moch aa jaayegi!"
Saumya-"Shut up Rudr...Rudinaa..! Baat bigad rahi hai!"
Rudra now had it enough of it and his arms were now paining.
"Eee...ek Minute!" he screamed with a manly voice and released his hand from both of them. He stretched his arm up and down, checked his biceps. A few girls standing close by saw in bewilderment...A girl in with those biceps...!!
Both of them just fell down."Ouch..." both of them winched in pain.
"mere komal se haathon ko tum dono ne kya kar diya "Rudra said while massaging his arms.
Both of them just stood up and the man again held his hand. Rudra being irritated just punched him straight on his face.
"Arre yaar dekh mein ek ladka hoon ladki nahi toh q tu mere piche latka hua hai?"He said while raising his veil and showing his face to him.
The man looked shock "tum ek ladke ho?" he asked him.
"toh kya tujhe mein ladki dikh rhi hoon ?haan ?chal abh nikal "he said while showing his fist to him.
The man just ran away from there.
As he turned he saw Saumya glaring at him."kya hua sumo tum thik toh ho na?" he asked her.
"Mujhe yeh tumse poochna chaiye...tum agar usse aise flirt nahi toh aisa kuch bhi nhi hota" she said while folding her arm.
"Jii...Kya mein aapko Natu bola sakti hoon?"she said acting like him.
"Haan toh ab mere charche hii itne hain ? Anyway maine usse chutkaara paa toh liya na? ab chalo humme aur bhi kaam hai" He said being embarrassed and started walking seeing the crowd.
Saumya just shook his head and followed him ignoring the gazes of the people around.
Shivika were moving around the place in search of Ajay.
"O...hello...arey o Shatabdi express...Arey billuji aise kyu khargoosh ki tarah bhaag rahe hai thoda slow chaliye "annika said while running behind Shivaay who was busy looking here and there.
"Billuji aap meri baat sun rahe hai ki nahi? Meri baat sunne se app ki height kam nhi ho jaayegi?" she said while stopping him.
Shivaay just glared at her."Just ..ju...shut up..! zip that mouth of yours!"
Anika who was looking observantly at something-"Shivaay...wo dekhiye ...wahan...!"
P.S
So this was from the two of us..!
I hope you all liked this new adventure of ours..!😆
Edited by annikaa - 9 years ago
