Another game:bomb squad 101

Disclaimer, because I. Haave little or no knowledge about terrorism ... So in the process of not making a fool of myself , I treat this as just a random bomb in a random house ( and take out all the complications)...

The episode starts with ravish having the better sense to not run home this time or else he would have gotten there , with his family home being a , haunted museum called

He tries calling vv,


But the girl is on her phone with Suman and she was like


And she told Suman



Guys this is a legit question, why Suman was out of town or staying at a hotel and what link does that have to do with aditi's results. And can't aditi get her results on her own ...or maybe I just hate suffocation ...


And all this while ravish is trying to call vv and the operator was like



And ravish was like f**k you and sped up his car
On arriving home this guy was angry ...


And he was like

And vv was like



And so he gave up and remembered why he even ran home
And he was like


( I mean if he won't tell her face to face what makes you think he would have told her on the phone)

And vv was like


And ravish was like



And I was like
We are gonna die ...



(this man literally left a team of people who specialize in this , and ran home alone 🤣)
And so they went to find our grieving bau
And she was like what shit has the cvs set up this time to make you look good




And ravish was like I am about to become an entire bomb squad in one...


And k-bau was like


And vv was like


And ravish was like don't talk rubbish woman and left


He was very angry, how dare vv question his ability to protect his family and think like a captain ... I mean why should they evacuate, why should they inform any one they have him..
And next we find bhoomi and vipul looking for the box...


And vipul was like we all gonna die

And bhoomi was like

And vipul was like L




And in the sitting room ravish was like


And vipul and dadaji was all



And vipul took initiative and tried giving ravish the benefit of the doubt ...

And ravish was like nope

And vipull aksed

And ravish was like

I could call and find out but I have got this ...



(I mean think about it he was there long enough to know anything about the bomb , but he could still call his team , though at least, they could , have ideas from the ingredients they found...)
And ravish was still being encouraging "We don't know how it looks, we don't even know if it's a bomb with a timer or a trigger set bomb and we aren't even qualified ..."

And vipul was like


And the fandom was like




Trust me , it's not only him , we all had that class , where we were all asleep in and the rule remains bullshit our way , through the parts we missed and act like a boss during the parts you remember and am guessing ravish took this rule too seriously ...


And ravish just lifted his head up to the sky and asked the lord


And with that prayer he remembered there were other members in the house that could get blown away too...


And so he ran stairs to sujata's room , and asked about the "package"


And suzy was like


And vv was like cvs trying to white wash him...

And ravish was like that's a lie

And vv was like



And suzy was in awe


And when ravish didn't even cough suzy was like



And ravish was like



(Okay I don't f**king care about who you support , but answer this will you willing stay in a house that has an unknown bomb will you, isn't is protocol to inform officials and evacute the vicinity ?? Please kindly answer this...)


And ravish was like stop talking nonsense and just look for the bomb, you aren't suppose to know about ...


And so he ran out of the room and the sujatas ran after him


Sujata wanted him to just tell them it was a bomb so she could take her son and go but ravish wouldn't so she was like okay fine, ask Atharva , we all know he has the answer to every problem in this house ... And so they ran back to baby A ...


Pause ...

but before they got to him Atharva and I had a deal ... he keeps the box until it ends this show, putting me out of my misery, because we all know vitharv will meet in the next life #soulmates, but lesser possibility of him having anything to do with the va-fam ... and of course god won't give Sujata a son lesser than Atharva ... so it was a golden plan... so plan was set... I too didn't know the type of bomb but what I knew was that bombs are meant to go off... and so he would pretend it's a video game or was it love letters from r to vv am not sure ... to fool everyone...

Play ...

And so ravish ran to Atharva and asked for the box

And Baby a was like


And ravish thought maybe it's time to tell everyone it's a bomb but then decided not to ...



Then we skip to the man , I miss the most ... and kk was angry , imagine ... this man had to be brought back from the dead , just to spice this show up because the vashisht are so boring...

And he was like



But he remembered, his chemistry with VC and was like anyhoo , Atharva needs a villain to his hero ...



And the mirror was like you are

And kk was like

...



On the other hand ravish was still trying to get the box
And ravish was like it's a bomb

And baby A was like I



Ravish was like



And when Sujata went to help and ravish was like could you people stop taking this shit lightly we are in a life threatening situation


And vv was like



I mean this man thought he was god , go around shouting at people for no fault of theirs and ravish they are not mind readers as people in this fandom keep saying ... They don't know it's a bomb, so why don't you tell them and again ??😕


And baby a was like



And so we were all kicked out of the room but before going I told baby A DO NOT GIVE HIM
With every one gone ravish was like listen to me it's a bomb give that box to me ...

And baby A was like ,

And ravish was like


And baby a was like Kelz says I should keep it till next episode this show might end by then...


And ravish was like

And baby A was like and who should I trust you?


Ravish was like yes and baby a remembered the finger print incident and the motto 101%sure and was like ya right


And with that he ran out of the room...


...

(Seriously what would hide love letter be about, because all I can come up with is?

Dear vv I love you, I love you very much...
Remember that time...??
That's why I love you
And that reason I don't know , because I hardly know you, that's also why I love you...
Love R...

Be grateful he has little info to actually write one...)

...

While kk was giving himself a motivational speech as to why , he has to come back to a show that is sinking down the drian...

He was like ...
Atharva Sujata

Atharva Sujata Atharva Sujata and of course Vitharv



And to tell you the truth that's the only reason I come back to this show so I was like 👏

And then we cut to Atharva running to tell the family about the bomb ...


( here is the funny thing , though ravish isn't even sure that is the box with the bomb in it , he is just making assumptions , unless he knows how every box in that house looks like , so you see if the bomb squad was there with their knowledge and equipments some will still be looking while some tried to figure out if that is the bomb , but we shall ignore this fact because , come one we know it's the bomb , and Lady luck is on his side, so he is backing up the right tree )


So in this scene ravish was the cvs trying to save this nonsense of a show and Atharva was my representative trying to end this crap...





He was like , "she is tired , of molestations , unnecessary murders , assassins that will never be caught , puppy dog love , animals having more screen space than the actual actors , disrespect to mental health system , victim blaming , disrespect to the legal system and even the army , she wants OUT"



And k-bau was like

But I still don't want to die...
And vipul was like



Imagine they were all standing there as if it was a get together ... not a single person should be in that room ravish was putting the lives of everyone there in danger ... and before you want to say but its Atharva , please come up with a better argument , because first who has the knowledge ravish second, who could have called the bomb squad ravish , third if he told everyone before , instead of everyone being in danger just him and Atharva would have been in danger , what about the people working in and around that house ?? Shouldn't they know they might be dying any time soon?

Kk on the other hand was just naming all the reasons why he hates Atharva,
And he was like




Every time I see this argument, about how she chooses her husband (Atharva ) over her father , who put her through hell and back just to send her back again I just sigh ... vv should forgive but you can't forgive her for not loving ravish??Or not wanting to stay in a forced marriage??...but then it's irreverent because it's her life and she doesn't need forgiveness for living it ... but my point is mute...because it's not same ... vv has legitimate reasons to hate kk but I can't find a legitimate reason to support a forced marriage...


Any way back to story...

Ravish was still on his give me the box rant
"Come on give it to me"

and Atharva was was like


still on team kelly , get her out of this abusive relationship #women empowerment


And dadaji was like just tell us it's a bomb so we can all go out on our own accord instead of waiting for you to send us out...



And when he wouldn't say anything vv was like


And ravish was like


And then everyone was



And vv was like


And Atharva was like


And ravish was like


And baby a was like

And dadji was like please don't .I want to live

And by the way k-bau , vipul and bhoomi where already half way to another city away from the bomb...

Atharva threaten to drop the box if any one came next to him ... and I realised there was a flaw to our plan I forgot to include Sujata and vv .. and it was from there that I had a sinking feeling these two women were not going to go down without a fight ...

And Sujata chichi was like , today is the day I do not die ...



And tried going after Atharva when ravish stopped her so a better counterpart could go...
While vv decided to put on her charms and I just knew it was a lost cause ...😵
So there was I shouting do not look into her eyes , but

This was baby A

And I was like don't listen to her ...🤬

And vv was all ,

And baby a was like



And handed her the box smiling like a sucker inlove
And I was like nooo


I just lost my one chance to get out of this toxic relationship jnndsd phase two and I have



While I was crying my pains dadaji was all


And poor Atharva soon realised he shouldn't have trusted his favourite "strawberry" because she then turn and gave the box to ravish...and he was like


And ravish tells them to go out and leave him alone with the bomb...

but vv was like ...
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And ravish realising he might have slept more than he thought in bomb squad 101 was like

To cover his behind

And baby A was like

And vv added her own



And so they left .. and ravish was like finally got those poems ,


And i was like stop wasting our time open the box let's see if it's a bomb or not ...

An luckily for ravish it was a bomb or else he would have a lot of explaining to do , especially with the amount of poems he writes..

And then someone in the family finally realised if the cvs where going to make them stand so closely to a bomb they better put their lives in better hands and call for the bomb squad
but ravish was like there is not time ...


And vv was like , from the time you knew about this to now , that could have been plenty of time ...

And dadaji was like

And ravish was like


and I don't know how big the explosion will be ...
And vipul was like



And I was like the ridiculousness is too much




Then check this shit out... Remember there is no timer right and this is a life or dead matter but ravish had time to go put on a floating device
And every one was like what the f**k is that you wearing Did this guy just have that lying around waiting for the perfect, day to bring out his bathing suit?? Because the only way he can float is on water ...

And baby A was all


It was so bad vipul had to call the army and was like
Do you know your captain thinks a balloon can't pop??


And I don't f**king get the sleeves, how the shit does the flippers protect his hand ... shouldn't it be gloves??


And this is what that made dadaji to finally call for help...



Then as if t wasn't bad enough , without knowing the type of bomb or studying it ravish went in for the plunge and cut the wring wire don't worry he didn't die or worry for those who expected more ...


The guy instead set the timer on ... So yes the bomb was actually just waiting for someone to trigger it and that person was ravish...


And dadaji told him


And suzy was like

And I was like that's why they said WAIT...


11th december...

The episode starts with ravish realizing he just went from frying pan to fire ... All because he wanted to be the hero himself and not wait for the bomb squad...

And he was like , enee minni meny moo..


And atharva comes running and was like , I want to be part of the action
And ravish was like


And then he added "It's a bomb and it can explode anytime ..."

And atharva was like

And At the door or here, an explosion is still an explosion...


And ravish was like

And atharva was like



And ravish was like the one time I make a mistake...

And baby a was like



And baby A went to mention the many times cvs left logic behind to make ravish look good and ravish was like if you shut up I will give you the balloon..


And baby a was like deal and so the balloon suit was worn on baby A and baby a was like .n you know that's suite will not do anything right??
(its times like this that I know even though he is lost and can't tell the sky from the ground R actually cares about his brother A LOT)




And ravish went to figuring out if he should have told vv he loved her even once...maybe given her some of his poems ... Remember the moonlight poem 😉


But it was too late, so ravish was sweating and then he was like tv gods, this show is trying very hard for high TRP please don't let kells win ...and cut a wire and luckily it was the right one...🤣

And then the family ran in to hug him and k -bau was like ..


And dadji was like ...


And you wouldn't even be a captain of anything ...

... But before they could even celebrate being alive ...a beeper was off again...

And ravish was like for f**ks sake ...


He was scared him bullshitting his way through this was a bad idea and the family was about to find out when he realize it's come from outside

And he was like thank god it's another one...

And vipul was like its on the arm of the woman you claim to love idiot...

And so they ran out side


And ravish was like

And baby A and mom were like

And K-bau and bhoomi were like

Vv was like



And baby A was like "keep it up bitch; you know he has to save you right??"

And vv realized she was literally, killing her only chance and decided to play damsel in distress
And then she was like oh my gosh, I can't seem to take out a watch

And ravish was like I, the manly man will say you by taking out your watch


And baby A and I were like
...

(That was a f**king watch that looked like it was too big for her tiny hands and was even already half out cvs I see your BS ...)
Which caused ravish to hero run to her and save her , I was like
Dammit so close ...


And again the entire family just stood there and watched, I might just have great survivor instinct but, this would have been me ...



Run for your lives ...


But that was one big bomb for one small watch ... and shitty CGI

And baby A confirmed

And vipul was like

And I told him yes and he was all



After saving vv ravish fainted from all the stress of trying to be who he was not And seeing some blood and the mental exhaustion from trying to keep it together while bullshitting through something (everyone should know this feeling) and oh that bomb high up in the air left some wounds on his back...

And so vipul called an ambulance I mean doctor ...

Quick question aren't, the paramedics always somewhere on standby during major events... oh wait I forgot dadaji only pretended to call the bomb squad...forgive me 😉




Next we see ravish on a bed with doctor at home...

And so everyone was jam packed into that one room monitoring the doctor as he worked, and I on the other hand was looking for the nurse who was helping out


When baby A was like why the f**k didn't they take him to the hospital ,



(I mean, I thought the golden rule was a person faints you take them to the hospital and this guy has wounds )


And baby a was like

And the doctor was like ,

And dadaji only pretended to call , so Kells would shut up...


And ravish wakes up and is all


And Sujata chachi

And dadaji was like


Then he remembered ravish is equivalent to god of course he is going to heaven , what a stupid question...😃



With that the entire family leaves and
And some random man , was like




(okay seriously do not know a legit reason as to why avinash targeted ravish , a part of he is a terrorist ... but because I do not have it in me to debate , instead of saying he was a terrorist or due to terrorism , I will say it was an act of terror ...)



And ravish was like , I think the audience need , a better excuse than that

and vv walked in saying

And random man was like ,

And vv was like


And the man let from there before, he was made to answer to vv...


Leaving the doctor who starts telling vv about what to do , as any human being will do if someone they know is hurt ,,

While ravish was high on pain killers and he was like doctor, doctor, I have a poem to say...

And doctor was like please go on

And leaves to give them some space or maybe to not hear our shitty poems either way his loss...


And ravish was like

And vv was like

And ravish was like

And vv trying to forget the poem told him

And ravish was like

And vv had no time for his BS


And I told him not to mind the girl does not appreciate poetry,
Nobody ever does...😔


Ravish then explains he doesn't want his mom or sister to worry, so why not lie to them and

vv was like, since its only okay when a lie is approved by you no problem

Then he falls asleep in the middle of the conversation, because #hardtruths...




And then next we see vv wearing out the carpet in her room when ravish walks in and they do the awkward game and ravish is like



And vv was like


and don't worry unlike some people I am qualified who do you think babysat guddi and ankit anyone??


And ravish was like

I And vv was like ,



..
And ravish was like even though I left at my own accord

And vv as like women are complicated beings...Any way I want to do this we are friends...

And ravish was like stop pretending you care ...

(and the girl also insulted his poetry 😡)
And vv was like


And the her phone went off before she could tell him more ...

And ravish was like what was that

And vv tells him " even the phone wanted to tell you , you shall forever be in the friend zone..." #Atharva


And then for the first time am recapping a flash back yo...


And then we flash back to vv sneaking out of her house early morning to go knock on atharva's door


And Sujata was like


And i was like go back to sleep woman some things a mother is not suppose to know about ...and then she saw her son waking up and pretended to sleep


And Atharva was like

And vv was like


And Atharva still half asleep was like


And vv was pissed

(Am just gonna leave ^^this for you to decide what you read😃)
And with that Atharva was fully awake

And went to see


While Sujata chachi was all now i get it...



( I miss this woman who was so in love with her son being in love, I miss this woman very much.. 😭)



Outside Atharva was like


And vv was like



And Atharva was like boys are more superior to girls and vv was like



And so the cvs made Atharva change to something more HIM



And vv was like

And Atharva was like, okay fine



( as you might have guessed by now i have watched this scene , TOOO many times, i miss this , this simple love and moments , i miss Atharva teasing vv , like the scene in the taleba , where Atharva was praying god should protect his virtue 🤣 , or the scene where vv realised she was going to lose the cooking challenge , so she came to "talk" him out of the challenge😉 , i miss everything to do with phase one and cant wait for phase three)



And vv was like

And Atharva was like pineapple likey

And vv was like



And then cut to vv telling ravish its atharva's birth day tomorrow


In short she praises him about how awesome he is and the best bro for Atharva and Am like yes , but then again , chaining and 101%sure ...


And he was like

And vv was like



And he was like

And vv was like victim to what?? Infatuation ??

And ravish told her



(Let me put this out there, this guy and his puppy eyes are killing me , 🤢 and know this , ravish is not LETTING vv do anything , she is doing what she sees fit a a human being with free will, Atharva was asleep , she explained , let me sit with you and not wake him up... that sentence needs no further explanation)

And so she goes to see her actual husband, remember married before god... 😉
And she just sat there looking at him , and then flash back time ...

Starts With vv hugging her soul mate and wishing him happy birthday...

And he was like , how did you remember


And vv was like how I remember is my business, some people depend on facebook , my alarm is one day before so i can surprise you early...


And then she was like

And Atharva was like ,



And then it occurred to vv to ask

And Atharva was like Am not sure
And I was like



(^^this dedicated to all those fans who cat even remember what year their series are technically based in , or why their characters don't age nor how old they are ) (And seriously from my previous calculations , he should be turning 28 )


And Vividha went on to explain how they will, dance , eat and have people who were actually grateful to him ...i.e she , chachi , uma, dadi and guddi...


And I love how Atharva silently just watched her in amusement, as she explained and planned and let her finish



Before he was like


And by the way i don't do parties...



I love how he gently tells her that, no parties are not for me , but gives her an alternative , temple sweets and talking ( which i pray to god wasn't only talking 😉 )...



She was literally more excited than him ... you could see , birthdays weren't such a big deal to him ...

Then she gives him a gift

Athrava's first reaction was like


And then vv tells him


( I cant always tell you to pick your jaws off the floor , when vv says something Indian tv heroines aren't suppose to say... i know they aren't even suppose to see that men are good-looking , let only hot)

And Atharva was like


And a shirt? Became A SHIRT...:)


And then he was like when , god was planting strawberries , he planted you next to a pineapple because , he knew that pineapple and you where meant to be...


And vv just smiled , why can't anyone see the difference between her happiness now and when she was with Atharva...why can't anyone see that this marriage is draining the life out of her...


And then something stronger than fruit punch was made guys ...

This level was higher some alcohol added



The Vitharv pineapple-strawberry fruit cocktail...

For those who seem to never understand learn the difference


And now that we have reached the end , now to the lesson ...please inform me of five things or more you learnt from this , lesson...

That's my own version of a game ...


Now if you would excuse me I have an episode waiting for me ...

🤣
This was hilarious.
I don't mind Ravish being the superhero every time what I mind is the way they go about things.
Even day before yesterday's episode. Dadaji who was once an army man could recognise the difference between a real and fake gun, forget him, Suman who keeps taking a gun in her hand for everything, couldn't see. Wouldn't it be more preferable if they walked into the picture after Ravish. So that Ravish would be the one identifying the gun but the other two wouldn't look stupid.
A minute Ravish is smart than he looses it. I mean if Aruna could get the idea of making a noise to distract Atharav why couldn't Ravish. Why couldn't he pick up something a fling it as far as possible where no one is. I would have personally preffered Ravish throwing something at a wall near RKs pic so Atharav would shoot the pic.
Making R superhero is not a problem, but they seem to make him a pendulum, one minute he is the smartest, next minute his brain seems to stop working. They really need to stop making it so obvious that they are trying to make Ravish mahan.
Ravish seems like a nice guy and fake nice brother if you ignore the chaining and his doubtings. I wished they would portray him like a human who makes faults and tries to correct them instead mahan super hero.

Kelly 🤗 this was awesome ...

Okay , people , let me put this out there am too lazy to bother and I have to write a cv ( looking for a christmas job yo)...

So this I two post in one , I didn't feel like separating them

NO am not posting another one until I watch yesterdays episode , and still haven't yet ... My next recap will be on my Su&Su battle ...😉


And I expect you all to play the game 😳...

Just tell me what you learnt or didn't learn from this post , I want to know if I will ever pull it of as a teacher...😃

Cheers...

And if I do get the job... Am shore we all know what that means ...muaah...

Originally posted by: janvi0513

🤣
This was hilarious.
I don't mind Ravish being the superhero every time what I mind is the way they go about things.
Even day before yesterday's episode. Dadaji who was once an army man could recognise the difference between a real and fake gun, forget him, Suman who keeps taking a gun in her hand for everything, couldn't see. Wouldn't it be more preferable if they walked into the picture after Ravish. So that Ravish would be the one identifying the gun but the other two wouldn't look stupid.
A minute Ravish is smart than he looses it. I mean if Aruna could get the idea of making a noise to distract Atharav why couldn't Ravish. Why couldn't he pick up something a fling it as far as possible where no one is. I would have personally preffered Ravish throwing something at a wall near RKs pic so Atharav would shoot the pic.
Making R superhero is not a problem, but they seem to make him a pendulum, one minute he is the smartest, next minute his brain seems to stop working. They really need to stop making it so obvious that they are trying to make Ravish mahan.
Ravish seems like a nice guy and fake nice brother if you ignore the chaining and his doubtings. I wished they would portray him like a human who makes faults and tries to correct them instead mahan super hero.

Trust me I laughed in that gun scene so hard , 🤣

I mean suman pops a gun out at every corner and dadaji should have more experience than ravish yet none of them could tell it was real 😕...

That's BS...

And he tells everyone to get down but stands up , hasn't he heard of crawling... Cvs are making everyone stupid to make him look good , but I just end up laughing at their antics ...

I would have bought a bucket of rotten tomatoes for rk's pic ...😡

Originally posted by: Ultimatevikku7

Kelly...your post always make me laugh...( funny post ) and I love...love your caption that you give...it's so apt...you are the best girl...😆

Thank you 😳

Ur post is exciting than the episode Kells. The last part

Originally posted by: ARCHRE

Kelly 🤗 this was awesome ...

You are a wonderful storyteller ... I am sure kids around you love you to the core ...

I love spending time with children especially toddlers , and below five conversations with them are interesting

So you and Atharv are a team but you thought you would get away when charming vividha is around ? 😃

I did not think this part through , the moment vv appeared atharva was all "kelly WHO?" 😆 and I lost ... 😔

I loved the improvisation of getting yourself into the storyline ... Innovative ...👍🏼

thank you 😳

First the poem and now the love letter ...🤣

okay you don't get to laugh , we had already in this fandom that shakespeare had to start from somewhere and ravish and I are trying to break into the market

First the pineapple strawberryfruit punch

Now the pineapple strawberryfruit cocktail

Whats next waiting to be served ?

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that's for me to know and for you to dot dot dot 😉

And 🤗 thank you ...

I love kids tooo😳