Dev's life will soon be turning upside down in Sony TV's Kuch Rang Pyaar Ke Aise Bhi. And we were just coming to think that things will be settling in his life soon.
We recently saw how Dev (Shaheer Sheikh) chose Ishwari (Supriya Pilgaonkar) over Sonakshi (Erica Fernandes) on his birthday when he kept Sonakshi waiting at the hotel where she had arranged a dinner for him while he rung in his birthday with Ishwari and his family.
Sonakshi, on the other hand, despite being hurt first, eventually understands her husband's predicament and forgives him. Also, all the misunderstandings between Ishwari and Sonakshi are sorted and they even hug and makeup.
However, in the coming episodes, Sonakshi's Medical reports will fall in the hands of Ishwari and she will be shattered to learn that Sona will not be able to conceive. How to you crazy woman, when you and your family keep running short marathon to their room so much so as even when Dev farts!
Anyways she will confront Dev about the same and will be heartbroken by the fact that her dream and plans of torturing her grandchildren will remain unfulfilled. She had planned to keep the little ones locked up in the kitchen cabinets till they were 8 knowing from experience that 8 is a good number to start with as she had with Dev.!
We heard from unconfirmed sources, while the CVs were taking a leak in the toilets, which they do often now as they were running out of ideas, that Mamiji will further add petrol to the BBQ grill, and provoke Ishwari against Sonakshi and propose remarriage. As usual Iswari having left her brain somewhere between the kitchen and toilet will fall prey to her influence and will start her evil devil plans and plots to get rid of Sona!
Our roving reporter was sent to the set to find out more details and we found that there was some commotion on the sets. No not about the remarriage track...lets side track a bit. Apparently one of their deities were stolen in the Dixit family . We highly suspect that Neha stole and sold it to get her hair and mani/pedicure done, judging by her spotting new funky one story high hair style.
As Dev was passing by, our reporter called out to him..."Mr Dev, are you aware that your family precious deities have been stolen? And he asked in surprise " You talking to me"? it And it dawned on us that now he goes by other names. " So, Mr Spineless doormat, what have you got to say about this missing Idols"? He said smilingly " Not to worry, I have the perfect solution" and stood smiling there for about 10 mins while we went for a short coffee break. We found him in the same spot , still smiling ...with hands in his pockets, not moving an inch. He has grown into his character of not only moving his mouth, but stop functioning with physical activities as well...going by the current status of the show.
Well Dev revealed to us, so what if the idols were missing, stolen. He has a perfect idol to replace it. As he said , he does not believe in god, and have been brainwashed into idolising his mother, and viola what better way to show his love and devotion...Yes, you heard it from us first, Dev has decided that Iswari will be made to sit in the prayer altar to replace the stolen Idols till the other ones are found or for life. With immediate effect, all family members were summoned to go about doing the normal poojas for Iswari as the new prayer room deity replacement!
But our roving reporter was confused as normally prayer deity have to be there 24/7 and how would Iswari sit in the same place idling around doing nothing...you know like not eating, not having a shower, toilet breaks, change of clothings and what's not...
Dev said with glee, every morning they will pour the turmeric and milk water bath over Iswari during the Pooja veneration. If she smells badly, a plywood bath will be considered with rosemary leaves infusion. After that they will pour the mashed bananas offerings over her, and if she fails to gulp it in the nick of time, Dev will force feed some whole banana and dates, just like the French do with the geese for Foie gras ( goose liver)
There will be coconut water also offered by the devotees...mainly the dixit clan. They can use GKB's head to break the coconut as he didn't want his parquet to be spoilt by smashing it directly on the floor. Mamaji has already given his approval to break as many coconuts onto GKB's head in a day. So as not to waste the coconut, Kicchu has been tasked to make chutneys and curries for the Dixit clan for their meals.
As for toilet breaks!, Dev said she will be put on adult diapers and some wardrobe changes during major veneration.
We are not sure to be impressed by his ready plan for worshipping Iswari as Idol, but we probed about his thoughts about remarriage plans for him...he said , he does not agree and we heaved a huge sigh of relief , that Donald Trump's hair fell out, whatever there was remaining.
But then we asked, Dev what about legit heir to carry out the Dixit heritage. He said he was looking for a hospitable uterus by an elephant in Thailand, as a surrogate option to carry his and Sona's embryo as this was the safest option by far without involving any other humans for fear of hit and run accident by his father in law Bejoy who has black listed him in his hit list recently. Also it would be a medical breakthrough...wow that's brilliant - only thing is elephant gestation is 24 months!
But we seriously doubt that Iswari will agree to this...Do you think he will succumb to Iswari or will he pop some sleeping pills like Iswari did so that she will drop the subject.
To find out , stay tune and watch Kuch Rang Pyar Ke Aise Bhi, only on SONYTV from Mon - Fri at 9.30pm.
Just for laughs!
Anupamaa
