Luxury Task- MAHABHARAT in Bigg Boss-10 (Fun-Take) :)

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Bigg Boss ke ghar mein, aaj Sabhi ghar waalon ko Luxury Budget Task ke liye, Mahabharat ke kuchh drishya manchit karne hain. -----------Manu Duryodhan, Manveer Dushashan, Om Shakuni Mama, Naveen Vidur, ke vipaksh ki bhoomika nibha rahe hain Yudhisthir Gaurav, Bheem Rahul, Rohan Arjun aur Draupadi Mona. -----------

OM SHAKUNI MAMA (Holding a LUDO board in hand): Dhritrashtra Big Boss Ji, ---------Mere Bhaanje Manu Duryodhan aur Manveer Dushashan ne mujh se aagrah kiya hai, ki Dyoot Kreeda mein main un ki ore se paanse phenku, -------taaki ye log beimaani se jeet jaayein -------Yudhisthir Gaurav aur unke Pandav bhaaiyon ko kangaal kar dein aur Putri Draupadi ki saari kheench kar, cheer-haran karein!-----Bigg Boss, mujhe is sab se ghor apatti hai, aur main Yudhisthir Gaurav ki ore se paase phenkna chaahta hoon. 😉

MANVEER DUSHASHAN: Abey---Abey---Paagal ho gaya hai tu Shakuni Baba? 😡 ---------Poori Mahabharat ulti kar raha hai aur Bigg Boss ke is task pe bhi Ulti kar raha hai tu paagal aadmi?

OM SHAKUNI: Paagal tum ho---aur ye Manu Duryodhan maha-Paagal hai!

MANU DURYODHAN (Explodes): Bewkoof hai ye paagal insaan. -------Task shuru hote hi sab ulta kar deta hai ye aadmi. 😡------Ulte haath ka ek jhaapad doonga-------

(Manveer, Naveen, Pull Manu away and the scene resembles harassed Municipality employees dragging away a huge Saand trying to feast at a garbage spot in main market of any city of what actually should be Swachh Bharat).

VIDUR NAVEEN: Shakuni Baba Ji----hudd ho gayi! -------Aap chaahte kya hain aakhir? 😲

OM SHAKUNI: Main Bigg Boss ka ye season jeetna chaahta hoon bas---😎

VIDUR NAVEEN: Toh aise jeetiyega aap? 😲 ---Ice cream pe Gobar kar diye aap!-----Lollypop pe thhook diye aap---------Gulaab-Jaamun pe ulti kar diye aap!!! 😲

(Om Swami shrugs off his shoulders and sneaks away to Pandavas Side)

OM SHAKUNI MAMA (Whispering in Yudhisthir Gaurav's ears): Dekhiye----Manu Duryodhan aur Manveer Dushashan ek number ke adharmi, kaamuk aur vehshi log hain. ------Aap sabhi Devta swaroop insaan hain, ------dharma ke saath hain. -------Main chaahta hoon ki aap hi jeetein ye task. ⭐️

YUDHISTHIR GAURAV (In deep Voice, safeguards his own ass as always): Dekhiye, Mannu aur Manveer Adharmi hain,------- vehshi hain, -----horny------ok----kaamuk hain-----ye aapka opinion---aapka mat hai. -----------Naa hum aapke opinion ke khilaaf hain aur naa Mannu-Manveer ke khilaaf!----------Aapko jo sahi lagta hai wo aap keejiye! 🥱

RAHUL BHEEM (Is trying to figure out what should he say so that he somehow ends up on right side of Salman Khan's verdict this coming Saturday. Can't seem to make up his mind and absent mindedly nods his head first in a YES-YES-YES pose and then in a NO-NO-NO gesture).😕

In the meanwhile Draupadi Mona as well as Om Shakuni Mama have joined the Kaurava side and are seen chit chatting.

MONA DRAUPADI (Naughtily): Ohho! Toh Mere Devar Manveer Dushashan Ji karenge mera cheer-haran? 😳

MANU DURYODHAN: Nahin!---Main kheenchunga Saari teri. -----------Zabardast surprise denge hum in Pandu Hawaldaaron ko! 😃

MANVEER (Startled looks): Yaar Bhaai---ye kaun si ulti Ganga baha rahe tum? ------Saari-Lehenga toh Dushashan hi kheenchega naa??? 😲

MANU DURYODHAN: Meri aankhon mein dekh---meri aankhon mein dekh------- (WINKS THREE TIMES & asks)-----Samajh gaya? 😉

MANVEER DUSHASHAN (Stupidity stamped all over his face, reluctantly nods his head): Samajh gaya Bhaai. -Tu hi kheench leeyo saadi-lehenga phir---😕

MONA DRAUPADI (Seductively bites her lower lip & offers Manu a fruit bite): Ohho Ji----iska matlab khud Duryodhan Ji karenge cheerharan?-------- Careful haan------ Paanch chiffon ki saarees pehne hain hum---------chaar hi kheenchna aur bolna hum thhak gaye------gadbad nahin karna koi! (Winks) 😉

OM SHAKUNI MAMA: Ye dekho Kaliyug kI draupadi-----Khud keh rahi hai Saari kheencho meri-----Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram------👎🏼

MANU DURYODHAN (Angry): Abey toh bolegi nahin kya? ---------Yehi toh script hai naa paagal aadmi? 😡

OM SHAKUNI MAMA (Screams aloud attracting attention of all Pandavas as well as viewers): Ye Mona Draupadi , ---Mannu Duryodhan ki Premika hain! ----Isliye khud saari kheenchne ka pralobhan de rahi hain-------------Main is paapachaar, anaachaar, Durachaar mein in adharmiyon ka sehyogi nahin ban sakta---🤪-----Pandavon ko naa sirf unka Indraprastha, parantu in adharmiyon ka Hastinapur bhi poora de diya jaaye Netra-Heen Dhritrashtra Bigg Boss-------

MANU DURYODHAN (transforms into a rampaging Bull inside a China shop): Saale Baba teri toh BEEP-------Maa Ke---BEEP----Teri main aaj BEEP-BEEP-BEEP------jaan se maar doonga is BEEP-BEEP ko-------😈😡

OM SHAKUNI MAMA (Rushes to corridor area cam over wash-basin): Andhe Dhritrashtra Bigg Boss Ji, apni Buddhi ki Drishti kholiye---asabhya Manu aur ganwaar Manveer meri hatyaa ka prayaas kar rahe hain.----- Meri aapse prarthana hai ki in dono ko show se baahar nikaaliye aur meri suraksha ka uchit prabandh keejiye"fauran---

In panic, cam shifts to another part of house that shows Lopamudra dressed as Saanwle-Salone Krishna and Bani is a tattooed from tip to toe Rukmani.

For good effect Bigg Boss team plays romantic flute tune but all one spots is hatred blazing from eyes of both ladies and gritting of teeth in immense anger! 😈

BIGG BOSS: Bigg Boss ghar ke sadasyon dwaara manchit Mahabharat ko fauran radd karte hain, aur aap sabhi ke vyavahaar ki kade shabdon mein------ ninda karte hain!-----Waise toh aap sabhi ko aaj ke ghatiyaa pradarshan ki wazah se bhookha maar dena chaahiye, ------magar Bigg Boss ki TV Channel aur praayojakon ke prati, kuchh jimmedariyaan hain...😕...Bigg Boss aap sabhi ko ek aur mauka de rahe hain, aur ab Luxury Budget task ke liye, aap sab Mahabharat nahin, balki ---Ramayan ki Raam Leela darshaayenge-------Oh God----someone kill me man! 😭

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You have recognized every contestant behaviour and character pretty well. Good post, couldn't stop laughing.

cruiser this is one of ur master piece

Cruiser u r superb every bit😆👏

Amazing written...u cracked me up 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: ProudRSfan

You have recognized every contestant behaviour and character pretty well. Good post, couldn't stop laughing.

Glad Bigg Boss Mahabharata made you laugh...😊

Another fantastic piece of writing with Rockstar babaji involved, loved it cruiser.

BB main Iss season Mahabharata hi chal raha hain 😆Too good yaar Cruiser👏 Your best this season so far ⭐️

Originally posted by: Bhavi03

cruiser this is one of ur master piece

🤣

MANVEER DUSHASHAN: Abey---Abey---Paagal ho gaya hai tu Shakuni Baba? 😡 ---------Poori Mahabharat ulti kar raha hai aur Bigg Boss ke is task pe bhi Ulti kar raha hai tu paagal aadmi?

OM SHAKUNI: Paagal tum ho---aur ye Manu Duryodhan maha-Paagal hai!

🤣🤣

VIDUR NAVEEN: Toh aise jeetiyega aap? 😲 ---Ice cream pe Gobar kar diye aap!-----Lollypop pe thhook diye aap---------Gulaab-Jaamun pe ulti kar diye aap!!! 😲

🤣🤣

OM SHAKUNI MAMA (Whispering in Yudhisthir Gaurav's ears): Dekhiye----Manu Duryodhan aur Manveer Dushashan ek number ke adharmi, kaamuk aur vehshi log hain. ------Aap sabhi Devta swaroop insaan hain, ------dharma ke saath hain. -------Main chaahta hoon ki aap hi jeetein ye task.

@ red 🤣🤣

YUDHISTHIR GAURAV (In deep Voice, safeguards his own ass as always): Dekhiye, Mannu aur Manveer Adharmi hain,------- vehshi hain, -----horny------ok----kaamuk hain-----ye aapka opinion---aapka mat hai. -----------Naa hum aapke opinion ke khilaaf hain aur naa Mannu-Manveer ke khilaaf!----------Aapko jo sahi lagta hai wo aap keejiye! 🥱

@ bold &pink

🤣🤣 ditto gaurav 😆

RAHUL BHEEM (Is trying to figure out what should he say so that he somehow ends up on right side of Salman Khan's verdict this coming Saturday. Can't seem to make up his mind and absent mindedly nods his head first in a YES-YES-YES pose and then in a NO-NO-NO gesture).😕

rahul bheem 😲😲😲

apple khanee mai busy hongee task samj nahi ayee bheem ko 😆

MANVEER (Startled looks): Yaar Bhaai---ye kaun si ulti Ganga baha rahe tum? ------Saari-Lehenga toh Dushashan hi kheenchega naa??? 😲

manveer ka patta kaat diya 😆

MANU DURYODHAN: Meri aankhon mein dekh---meri aankhon mein dekh------- (WINKS THREE TIMES & asks)-----Samajh gaya? 😉

aankho mai mona,dil mai piku 🤣

MANVEER DUSHASHAN (Stupidity stamped all over his face, reluctantly nods his head): Samajh gaya Bhaai. -Tu hi kheench leeyo saadi-lehenga phir---😕

MONA DRAUPADI (Seductively bites her lower lip & offers Manu a fruit bite): Ohho Ji----iska matlab khud Duryodhan Ji karenge cheerharan?-------- Careful haan------ Paanch chiffon ki saarees pehne hain hum---------chaar hi kheenchna aur bolna hum thhak gaye------gadbad nahin karna koi! (Winks)

🤣

OM SHAKUNI MAMA: Ye dekho Kaliyug kI draupadi-----Khud keh rahi hai Saari kheencho meri-----Ram-Ram-Ram-Ram------👎🏼

draupadi nahi yeeh mona bool rahe hai 😉🤣

MANU DURYODHAN (Angry): Abey toh bolegi nahin kya? ---------Yehi toh script hai naa paagal aadmi? 😡

script tooh bahaana hai 😆

OM SHAKUNI MAMA (Rushes to corridor area cam over wash-basin): Andhe Dhritrashtra Bigg Boss Ji, apni Buddhi ki Drishti kholiye---asabhya Manu aur ganwaar Manveer meri hatyaa ka prayaas kar rahe hain.----- Meri aapse prarthana hai ki in dono ko show se baahar nikaaliye aur mer suraksha ka uchit prabandh keejiye"fauran

Biggboss baba ko kabhi answer back nahi karte 😭😆

Bigg Boss aap sabhi ko ek aur mauka de rahe hain, aur ab Luxury Budget task ke liye, aap sab Mahabharat nahin, balki ---Ramayan ki Raam Leela darshaayenge-------Oh God----someone kill me man! 😭

😆

thx sooo much cruiser

i want this task in biggboss 👍🏼

Originally posted by: nedhvik-91

Cruiser u r superb every bit😆👏

thanks Nedhvik