Today is Brilliant Idea Day in Dixit House...
Everyone is coming up with great light bulb moment.
What an idea, Bhaiyaji!!!
You finally noticed that ever since Sona came to your family, there's been drama and problems constantly and now everything should be done Bose family way.
I could seriously do Bharatnatyam around you for that, except I am a Kathak dancer. So I'd probably get tomatoes and eggs thrown at me.
However, Dev babu, you not only don't know Neha, but also don't know your mother.
Sona doing something with you would make her happy? Not in this life, darling.
I wonder if you live in alternate reality.
What an Idea, Bhabhi ji!!!
Today finally you belonged in Dixit family. You finally found the correct cord to be part of Dev's family.
All these days you were working like idiot trying to win everyone with your efforts and hard work. Pfffttt... That's so old school.
But today you realised that working smart is better than working hard.
You just might have got the Dixit family orientation done on your own without even realising it.
What did she do, you ask?
She spent money on Dixit family.
Money, yes. That's the key to Dixit's collective hearts.
Instead of hugging and loving and caring, she should just have walked in with a gift. Everything she says after that would sound even sweeter than Lata and Asha's duet.
Dekha kaise gift milte hi mood garden garden ho gaya?
What an idea, Mamaji!!!
You have said everything today that we say everyday... We are very proud of you too. The only reason we are putting up with your liabilities - Radha and Vicky is because of you.
What an idea, Maataji...
Your daughter-in-law's first Diwali and she will light Diya with you. And here we thought she married your son. Actually she married you.
Too bad you didn't come up with an excuse to make this your son's first Diwali to light Diya with him instead.
You even inserted in a married couple's first Diwali. No wonder Sona had to run to get at least her first night without her mother-in-law and probably that's why that's the only night your son wants to remember.
And why do you take a walk to their room without warning? Arre khud ke char bachhe hain, unko thoda mauka to do. Niche se nehin bula sakte the?
What an idea, Behenji!!!
You should really spend more time with Asha or Sona to keep recharging your brain.
Someone who threatens to burst crackers on their hand if you don't accept them, can burst crackers on your face tomorrow if you don't bend to their will.
Why don't women get the difference between violence and love?
What an idea, Nanadji!!!
Darling, if you want people to not pay attention to you, don't be a spoilsport. If someone goes out in Holi and stands apart saying, "I don't feel like it", that's actually more attention grabbing than someone staying away from Holi altogether.
But at least you are happy when you got gifts. One day of chain ki saas for Dev and Sona.
Precap: Why don't you guys shut the freaking door? Yeh darwaza kyun nehin bandh karte ho bhai?
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