REVEALED! Annual remuneration of Kamya Punjabi! (Fun Take) :)

EMERGENCY ROOM BIGG BOSS HOUSE:

A tense looking Bigg Boss is huddled together with a very nervous CEO of COLORS TV, Mr. Raj Nayak, a very confused Jessu George of Viacom 18 Network and there is a deafening silence amongst the puzzled trio.

A cocky Salman enters the room.

SALMAN: Swaagat naheen karoge humaara?---Problem kya hai?

All three look at each other, Bigg Boss wipes sweat off his bald forehead.

BIGG BOSS: Samasya gambhir hai Salman. ----------Aur samasya ka naam hai Kamya Punjabi! 😕

SALMAN: Kamya? Problem? --------Mazaak karne ke liye koi aur idea nahin mila tum logon ko?

RAJ NAYAK: Bigg Boss is right Salman. Kamya Punjabi is blackmailing us. She is saying pay her 20 lakh rupees immediately! 😕

SALMAN KHAN: 20 lakh rupaye?--------Paagal ho gayi hai kya? -----Kis baat ke 20 lakh? 😡

BIGG BOSS (Long pause, sad voice): Salman Kamya keh rahi hain ki 20 lakh rupaye do, naheen toh Press conference mein bata dengi----

SALMAN KHAN: Kya bata degi wo? -------Hunhh? 😡

BIGG BOSS: Kamya keh rahi hain ki paise do nahin toh bata dengi ki hum har saal script dete hain un ko------selected housemates ko jhaad maarne ke liye! 😕

SALMAN KHAN: Hunhh! -----Itni si baat?---Kitne paise dete ho Kamya ko har saal? 😲

RAJ NAYAK: Salman we paid her 5000 rupees last year to scold Kishwar & Prince. ---------Remember?------ She was asked to say Kishwar, tum Jaahil-Ganwaar lag rahi ho show pe?---------------------And in Season-8, to give a jhaad to Lambu Tanna Karishma, we had paid her 4200 Rupees----Do you remember her -------"Call me a bitch---call me a bitch-------YES, I AM A BITCH" nautanki?--------

**((((for nostalgia, check out

Fun Take: What its like to be Tanna Ka Banna! :) )

SALMAN KHAN (Angry, eyes Rajnikath Red shade): 5000 se 20 lakh ki chaahat?----Bulao us laalchi aurat ko-----fauran bulao!

One HOUR LATER:

A visibly nervous Kamya Punjabi enters the room

SALMAN KHAN: Ohho-------Aayiye Madam aayiye!----- Indira Gandhi Gareebi Hatao-Gareebi Hatao bol bol ke mar gayi, Gareebi nahin hati---aur tum ek jhatke mein? ----5000 se seedhe 20 lakh?---Laalchi aurat!!! 😡

KAMYA PUNJABI: Salman log mujhe paagal bol rahe hain! 😕---Do saal pehle mujhse bulwaaya Karishma smile if some one calls you a bitch---------------last year bulwaaya Kishwar stop being a bitch and behave yourself. ------------Is Baar phir koi contradictory baat bulwaoge--------------Agar mujhe wo sab bolna hai jo aap sab bulwaana chaahte ho toh mujhe paise bhi thheek thhak milne chaahiye naa? 😲

BIGG BOSS: Kamya Ji, Bigg Boss aapse kehna chaahte hain ki----

SALMAN KHAN: Abey chupp! 😡---Theek kehti thhi Rimi Sen-------Bina matlab bhaunkta rehta hai tu!---------(Pause) Kamya tum chaahti ho hum har saal tumhein is show pe bulaayein?----Ghar ke khaas sadasyon ko jhaad padwaane ke liye?---

KAMYA: Ji Salman Ji----Ji------magar---magar wo---😒

SALMAN: Agar-Magar band kar Punjabi!---Har saal andey khaayegi ya is murgi ka peyt ek baar mein phaad degi tu?😡

KAMYA (Confused): Salman obviously har saal---

SALMAN: Toh theek hai---Bigg Boss 2500 aur de do Kamya ko, total 7500!!

KAMYA: Salman please---- Meri kayi zarooratein hain philhaal---please 25000 dilwa deejiye---please---😕

SALMAN: 10000---😡

KAMYA: Please Salman! Please! Meri haalat bahut kharaab hai!------------------- Kal raat Paani ke chaaval banaaye---------Paani ki daal, Paani ki Sabzi aur Paani ke paapad! ------Phir paani pee ke sona pada--------(Starts cryring) Bwhaaa-haaa------- I beg you---20000-----PLEASE!!!! 😭

SALMAN: Tummy toh teri kapde phaad ke baahar aa rahi hai----Jhoothi kahin ki------------Chal 12000 le le---😡

KAMYA: Main ro doongi----bwaaahhh--bwwwaaahhh 😭----15000 please, I beg you Salman! 😭😭

SALMAN: 14000----(Long pause and breaks into his Hyena Laugh---Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-Hein-hahahahahahahaha-hein-hein-hein-hein 🤣------Abey do isko 15000! Done! 👍🏼

KAMYA (Wipes her sweat and nervously stammers): Thank you Salman!----Agar aur kisi ko jhaad maarni hai toh please call me again next season. Just 5000 more mein maar doongi. Thanks a lot! 😳

Kamya leaves the room!

Once Kamya has left, Salman looks at Bigg Boss, Nayak and Jessu! Puffs out his chest, tilts his head-rolling his eyes:

SALMAN KHAN: Ho gayi problem solve? -Hmmm------- 20 Laakh maange thhe naa us ne?----------Chalo----20 Laakh mein se 15000 gaye---- Bache 19.85 Lacs---------------------Chalo 4.85 laakh ka special discount bhi diya tum logon ko----------------15 laakh donate karo-----------Being Human ke liye-----------saale Inhuman log! 😡

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Also check:

Fun takes of BB-10 Season:

1. Fun Post-UN-DEKHA ACTION--Snippets of October 18th Episode (Not Shown)

2. Weekend Ki Haaye, Salman Sataaye--Preview Snippets (FUN TAKE)

3. Fun Post-- Azab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahaani! :)

Originally posted by: devil_heart

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cruiser your posts are always funny

I guess you will be as active as season 7

thanks for giving us the daily dose of entertainment

Originally posted by: -Cruiser-

EMERGENCY ROOM BIGG BOSS HOUSE:

A tense looking

----------saale Inhuman log! 😡

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😆😆 Awesome. ... Paani ka papad hahahahahhahaha

Originally posted by: orms

😆😆 Awesome. ... Paani ka papad hahahahahhahaha

Originally posted by: fast trak

True. That tummy of kamya was really popping out wonder who designed it for her

Originally posted by: khamosshhh

Loved it. It was awesome.⭐️👏

Love how well u incorporate the very essence of d persons and dat requires a good analytical mind and upar se aap ki humorous creativity, char Chand laga dete hai!

Originally posted by: Briyanikidaig

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