Fovourite comedy lines

Let me ask you we all like comedies obviously

me especially i love watching both sorts english

and desi, and so we all have our favourite

lines, my question to you is

whats your fav comedy show or movie

and whats your fav line or part?

ok here is mine,

I love a show called only fools and horses and this scene is one of my favourites its between del boy and grandad

grandad: come on now del a jokes a joke but you never no when to stop, you always take it too far,

del: oh come on grandad its only a joke am gonna wind him right up with this one 😆

grandad: stop it del ok here is one for you, what about that time when you told me the lottery people had rung up and said i had won half a million pounds.

del is at this moment laughing his head off

del: yeah that was a good one wasnt it

grandad: oh yeah hillarious, you could have stopped me taking my pension money up west, there was me in a soho nightclub with a bird called camilla drinking champagne when i suddenly realised I DIDNT EVEN DO THE BLOODY LOTTERY 😡

del is rolling around laughing his head off

del: stop it stop it i am gonna wet myself laughing 😆

ol...that was hilarious...I don't know about the show but from what you wrote...that sceene was hilarious.....hmm...well I don't remember any comedy lines..... 😳

Movie..All!! 😆 Ok apna sapna money money.. I especially loved dat part where the marriage happens in the end and the whole chaos! 😆

English..Even through its not a comedy movie, i loved Harry Potter where george fly away from hogwarts! It was hailrous! 😆

ek chutki bhar sindoor from OSO was hillarious.. 😆 😆 😆

other than that...munabhai dialogues were funny too..
luved hera pheri also...
then andaz apna apna...(was jus watching it yesterday)..omg every dialouge is so hillarious 🤣 🤣 ..sp. that "chalo chalo danda marenge.." 😆

there r many more 😆 ..but cant remember it now.... 😳

Originally posted by: cool_pooja

Movie..All!! 😆 Ok apna sapna money money.. I especially loved dat part where the marriage happens in the end and the whole chaos! 😆

English..Even through its not a comedy movie, i loved Harry Potter where george fly away from hogwarts! It was hailrous! 😆

From marriage I rememberd I love the last scenes, where the marriage took place finally after a lot of chaos...the movie starts with H....Kareena and Akshay Khanna were there....yaar I forgot the movie's name....hmmm.........oh god what was it.....it's def. not Humraaz.....but that's the only name coming up in my mind..........oh yah....it's Hulchul...finally I got it!!! Yah I liked the part where it was lal chaos...I was laughing like hell and then there were bits of dialogues in between where they sounded all confused and messy😆

yeah in hulchul i like the scene where they knock the other grooms dad out and paresh rawal takes over winking at the other guys wife 😆 😆 😆

Ok some indians film lines : 😃

Partner

Rajpal yadav : " iss susu ko bathroom mein hi fresh kardo, warna puri duniya mein humari thu thu ho jaegy"

"the converted boy" to Govinda : "ya ya ya , change the topic"

Jab we met

Kareena : " nalayak wardi utar ke phenk de "

Dhol

Rajpal: " arre sale , tu kya dholakia hai ? "

Ok will post more later 😆

My favorite comedy movie has to be Hera Phera! It was just hilarious! Can't even think of one part as the whole movie was hilarious! 😆

yeah it was mahi,
but i also like sarcastic remarks at the right time the one that sticks out is hungama

shakti kapoor says

"tu nahin jaanta ke yeh kachra seth kitna kameena hai"

paresh rawal replies

"woh toh mujhe pehle se pata chal gaya tha jab tere surat dekhi te"