two shots: who is the best: girls v/s boyz (completed)

hello every1
i'm a scilent reader in this forum
i love writing
so i decide to write an two shots on current track girls v/s boys
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i want 3 female lead v/s 3 male lead
n also after seeing senior obrois argument i decided to include them in my story & priyanka is not in my story
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read it & comment plz
criticism is allowed
if u wish u can phaking anda, alu
but not phaking tomato i don't like tomato very much
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ishana dance & anishivkararumya r waching her dance. as the dance end everybody clap for her
rudra: wah bhabi kya dance karte ho
ishana: thank u thank u devar ji. wo kya hain na jab ishana dance karte hain to sabke hos udd jate hain. kisi ki itni majal jo mere age tik paye
om: bas bas ishu kuch jayda hi nahi ho raha
ishana: jyada abhi main suru hi kaha kya aur tumko itna jalan kyu ho raha? wo samjhi main dance kar sakti hu aur tum bahi issliye
om: what? main jalu wo bhi tumse wo bhi dance leke main bekar dikhti kya tumhe
ishana: ha jalte ho. actually ladko ko kuch nahi ata. dance nahi ata srif jalna ata hain
shivaye: oh hello humko sab ata hain
anika: woh bhagar billa ji kaha sab ata hain. apko kaha ati hain dance. dance karne kaho to kone me jake khare ho jate ho. aur bol raha hain sab kuch ata hain
shivaye: khana tumse bahetar bana leta hu tum ko to srif alu puri banana ati hsin
anika: app mujhe khane lo leke tane mar rahe ho. aur topic kyu ghuma rahe ho bat to dance pe chal raha jab khudko kuch nahi ata to topic change
rudra: bas kariye app log jab dekho chaw chaw aur bhabi & o bhabhi this is very bad. app aise nahi kahe sakte ho ladke ladkio se bahetar dance karta hain
somya: really rudra. dance association ki research k hisab se
rudra: rakho tumhare research dance dekho dance boys kaisi difficult stunt karte jo girls k bas ka nahi
ishana: rudra faltu mat bolo main sare stunt karti hu jo ek ladka karta hain
rudra: main nahi nahi
som: tumhare manne na manne se kya hota
rudra: acca agar app log sach me bahetar dance karte ho to prove it. competition karo hum boys k sath. bolo challenge accepted
girls (union) : accepted
anika: ab koyi apni kabar me khud girna cahe to hum kya karenge
rudra: app kahena kya chate ho bhabhi
som: ki tum dumb ho
ishana: rudra srif tumhe hi toda bahut dance ata hain par tum to nach hi nahi paoge na tute tang leke competition hone se pahele hi hum jit gaye
rudra sudden realize that uski to leg fructure hu hain usko to ye bat yadd hi nahi. he sees girls then suddenly told
rudra: main nahi kar sakti to kya hua mere karan-arjun karega
som: ab ye karan arjun kaun hain?
rudra looks at shivkara
ishana: ye dono karega dance tbb to pakka jitenge
om: rudra what is this r u crazy
shivaye: what the wack? hum dance nahi karenge aur main to bilkul bhi nahi
anika: kyu harne k darr se.
ishana: are harne se bad me darna pahele competition to karo
anika: ye log to harne se pahla hi kapkapane lage
shivaye: what the language? kap... i cant even say that
anika: u can't nothing
om: shivaye ye log toda jayda nahi udd raha hain
shivaye: u r r8. abb inko jameen pe lana hi padega. ok let's compete.
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meanwhile all the elders r there
pinky: oh my mata yaha ccompetitions ho raha. jethani ji merko to ye bat understand nahi ho raha ki boys why apna insult karne chati hain
shakti: pinky tum to kuch bolo hi mat tumko apne bahuko samjhana cahiye ki wo log galat soch rahi hain ki wo best hain aur tum wo karne k wajaye kya bol rahi
janvi: best hain to best hi to sochenge na
tej: aur uss soch ko todenge humre boys
janvi: aur iss bat tum itne yakeen k sath kaise kahe sakte ho humre bete jitenge
tej: because boyz r best. tum sayed bhul gayi humre sangeet me main tumse bahetar nacha tha
janvi: really tej agar tumlog bahetar ho to tum bhi inke sath competiton me part lo
shakti: bhabi app log khud to nahi dance karenge aur hume bol rahe hain agr app logo me himmat hain to applog bhi part lijiye. agar app dono part lenge to hum bhi lenge
pinky: oh my mata ye bhi koyi ask karene ki bat hain. we r to alwayz ready
dadi: to tair raha ajj sham ko hall me competition hoga jiska judge main karungi main bhi to dekhu mere bete aur pote bahetar hain ya mere bahuye
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every couple look at each other & give each other sharp look

wow lovely serial mein horror aur idher dance woww...
update soon and thora romance zarur dalna aur songs bhi ache se choose karna OK I'm waiting

part 2
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in the evening at the obroi mansion everybody was gathering in the hall. the set up was really good
suddenly everybody heard a voice then flashlight fall on the person
soumya: hello everyone. welcome to the obroi reality show
DANCE OBROI DANCE
Main hu app sabki pyari host soumya, mere sath hain ajj ki sham ko chan chan laga de wali judge kalyani singh obroi & music department handle karne wala hain dumb singh obroi yani rudra singh obroi
shivaye: what the wack? what kind of name it is?
rudra: hain na ekdm kamal ka maine rakha
om: like seriously rudra dunia me tujhe aur koyi nam nahi mila tha
rudra: mila tha na OBROI JHALAK DIKHLA JAA app bolo to change kar du
shivkara: shut up rudra
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screen space gone to soumya
soumya: ajj dance obroi dance iss stage obroi male aur obroi female ek dusre k against dance karne wala hain
jung k iss kausoti pe pahele jo do log apne due leke uthrne wale hain wo hai senior obros
dekhte hain ki ye patthar dil wala aur hamesha bhaisab karne wala jodi kya kamal dikhata hain
pinky: oh my mata watch don't stop jab u r dancing
shakti: hum log to nahi rukenge tumlog apne performance k waqt mat ruk jana
pinky: oh my mata will see
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senior obros r in stage
music start
both r standing like statue
there is some problem
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they suppose to dance on the song
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"Mere angne main, tumhara kya kam hain
jo hain namwala wohi to badnam hain"
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but now the song is playing that is
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" Baho k darmiyan
do pyar mil rahe hain
jane kya bole man
dole sun ke badan
dhadkan bani zuban"
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they can't stop they r obroi
obroi alwayz complete their challenge
so they dance
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everybodies jaw dropped
pinky: oh my mata ye main kya seeing kar rahi hu
ye brother wala dostana hain
janvi: pinky there is something problem calm down
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rudra(himself): ajj to tu gaya rudra ye kaunse song bajj gaye ye to wo wala song nahi
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after finish there performance they glared rudra like that ankho se hi mar dalega.
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soymya: there is no word to describe how was the performance
so the next due performane from the girlz gang janvi singh obroi & pinky singh obroi
kya jewallary box & oh my mata ki performance iss performance ko mat de sakte
janky: they take their position & music start
they are performing on the song
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"jhoot bole kauva kate
kale kauve se dariyo
main maike cali jaungi
tum dekhte rahio"
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bt 1 min there was other song playing
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" Aao ji bauji, dil se dil milao ji
a gaye hain dekho bodyguard"
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rudra: rudy tu to gaya ajj to teri oh my mata hone wala hain phir se galat gana baja.
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after finishes thier performance
rudra had received 296km/h flying chappal
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show start again
soumya: now there is a face-off between bade vaiya+bade bal wale vaiya v/s anika didi+ishana didi
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kya iss face-off pe panika apne shree shree kanji ankho wale bagad bille ko mat de payega ya phir kavitabazz zulfi singh obroi havi hoga anpe nautanki queen ko
jan ne k liye dekhte rahiye
DANCE OBROI DANCE
ek ek karke performance hoga
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pahele dance stage pe agg lagane ayega
SHIVAYE SINGH OBROI
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shivaye is on stage
music & he start performing
he is doing some hiphop on the song
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"toda hard sa hoke, toda gentle sa hoke
toda senti sa hoke, toda mentle sa hole
sare, sare, sare, sare
let's nacho"
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but instead of that the some kind of gujrati song playing
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"bhai bhai, bhai bhai
bhala mri rama, bhala teri rama"
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shivaye is like what the wack? what kind of language it is main to mu se na bolu aur yaha mujhe nachna pad raha.
(aise song pe hip-hop dance imagine karo)
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screen space now ishana pe hain,she is enjoying & dancing
su che na uske biradri wala gana hain
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screen space now on rudra
rudra: ajj tu pakka gaya abb bhaiya tujhe car to nahi denge ulta uske niche crush karega
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now anika on stage
as anika start dancing the song played
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"Every night in my dreams
i see u, i feel u
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once more u open the door
& u here in my heart
& my heart will go on"
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but wait...
anika dressed like a classical dancer
she was performing such song like
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"Mere dholna sun, mere pyar ki dhoon
mere chahate to fiza main bahegi
zinda rahegi hoke fana"
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nobody see such a classical dance in such a romantic song
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rudra: ajj tak jo pani bhabi vaiya pe marti thi ajj usi pani main mujhe dubake marega (crying)
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then omkara is on stage
he is going to perform
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"Sar jhuka ke kar salam hain sham shaandar
asman se aa giri hain sham shandar
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bt there is not something problem
there is everything problem in that song
that song
omkara never forget that till his last breath
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"Ab dil karta hain haule haule se
main khud ko gale lagaun
kisi aur ki mujhko jarurat kya
main to khudse se pyar jataun
what's my name?
whats my name?
whats my name?
my name is shila, shila ki jawani
i'm too sexy for u
main tere hat na ayi"
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first omkara stand like some of his sculpture
shivaye: om dance izzat k sawal hain statue mat ban
then he dancing
om: abb ye din bhi dekhna baki tha oh god rassi feko mujhse upar ana hain then he scold himself ishana k sath raheke khud bhi drama karne lag gaya hain .
screen space again on ishana
ishana: wah mere zulfi wale saiya kya nachte ho. ajse kamre me tumhe nacaungi .
screen space on rudra
rudra: uhuuu uhuuu O killed me today, if u love ur life rudra then think something .
now ishana on stage
she is wearing knee length skirt with sleevless top
she is performing on the song
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"man ja ve... mainu shopping kara de
man ja ve... ronantic picture dikha de
request paiyan ve
cittiyan kalaiyan ve
oh baby meri chittiyan kalaiyan ve"
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bt rudra next track bhi galat nikla aur gana baji
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"Om jai jagadish hare
swami jai jagadish hare
bhakta janon ke sankat
shane me dur kare"
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ishana is ishana
she only need song
no matter what type it is
she is dancing madly
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shivaye: is ishana ok. whats wrong with her?
om: in anika's language 'mata agayi' in her
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screen space
rudra: run rudra run. he hold his shoes on hand then run
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anika: where r u running rudra. come home i tied u then forcefully feed u oily food ishana: i'm not giving u protein shake
shivkara ran behind him
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dadi behosh
she can't digest such type of reality show
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and DANCE OBROI DANCE result are not declared

I can't remember the last time i laughed so hard at a story..

Oh my maata 😲 . You know because of you my parents are planning to send me to a mental asylum 😭 . I was literally ROFLing reading this story. They were giving me intense wala weird looks and i was laughing hysterically and madly infront of them and my eyes were overflow with tears.
I love you sooo much 😳 . I wish i could meet you, your face would have been wet by my kisses by now. I never enjoyed a story this much till now.
You are really a cutiepie 🤗

OMG..!! I was laughing Out of Control...🤣

This was so hilarious and amazing🤣

aajkal suna thha about crack VMs b7t aaj crack OS bhi parh liya.. 🤣
OMG!! 🤣 🤣
I didnt know last time maine aise kab hasa thha. Sheer comedy aur dance show ka title.. Lel... 🤣
aur likkho.

Nice.. Laughter attack. Well written

honestly me myself also laughing like hell
when i'm writing this
& my mother's expression r something like that
'again daura pada isko'