JW to all his women : Don't worry ladies, I have it all sorted out and compartmentalized and organzied on a chronological basis...you will all have your chance! So here it goes...
JW to Pia : It all started with you and hence you get Mondays...when I am tired, over-worked and in the worst mood ever...so it will always be, "Not tonight honey...." for you!😡
JW to Roshni : You get Tuesdays...when it is Hanuman Ji's day and I have to abstain from Meat, Alcohol, Women and all other things undesirable!🤢
JW to Sonali : I dumped you😭...so you will have your chance every Wednesday, when it is the 29th of February in a Leap Year...Happy?😉😆
JW to Sarlaben (blushing😳) : You get lucky Thursdays' Sarlaben...if Bani meets up with you, just tell her that we get together for discussing Pushkar's future...😉😆 (Pri, this one is especially for you!!!)
JW to Meera (Scowling) : Yes, you keep standing like that in Attention with your hands folded while I make out with Bani!😆
JW to Bani : You get Friday's, Saturday's and Sundays....Long, Special Weekends for Special People...😳😉
JW to all his women : And oh, if any of you cancel out...I have two in stand by too...can't take a risk you know!😆
Raashi and Rano to JW (All appreciative) : You are amazing...juggling so many women with such deftness, while Ranveer is losing all his hair over just the two of us...he really has a lot to learn from you, Mamaji!😆
JW (With fake modesty) : I just give my best shot everytime...😉😆
Cheers,
MT
PS: Sorry if I am offending any Munna Fans, but just felt like pulling our guy's leg over his amorous activities....😆